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Lemaire

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Lemaire • commented on a post 5 days ago

54 Of The Most Hilariously Random Things People Said In Their Sleep

Not officially until 2024!

Lemaire • upvoted an item 5 days ago

62 Times Children Told Teachers Unfiltered Family Secrets That Left Them Shocked

*sigh* and 4K is?

Lemaire • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

If it works for her who are we to complain?

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

And this is why you should always carry a pin when travelling.

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

If it works for her who are we to complain?

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

And this is why you should always carry a pin when travelling.

57 Things Women Did To Their Bodies As Teens Because Beauty Standards Said They Should

It's hard to comprehend this level of daftness.

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Lemaire • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

But if they all recline to 45 degrees at the same time...

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50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

But if they all recline to 45 degrees at the same time...

Neil Was Very Opinionated

35 Trips To The Doctor That Left Patients So Embarrassed

i'm calling bs on this. they wouldn't be giving breakfast if you're getting surgery, and if you are getting shaved ready it means the surgery is soon. for these reaon i'm calling it lies

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Lemaire • upvoted 9 items 8 months ago

50 People Are Sharing Memes That Hit Hard With Humor And Harsh Truths

The irony is that the BIGGEST snowflakes in the universe are MAGAts. ❄️

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50 People Are Sharing Memes That Hit Hard With Humor And Harsh Truths

The irony is that the BIGGEST snowflakes in the universe are MAGAts. ❄️

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25 Of The Most Disturbing, Random And Gross Things Found By IT Guys On Customers' Computers

There was no legitimate reason to view the photos during the data transfer.

50 Not-The-Brightest People Who Need To Go Back To School (New Pics)

Our Independence was won in 1776. Our 250th will be in 2026, not 2025. Learning is hard

40 Times Women Tore Down The ‘Polite’ Wall And Asked Men What They’ve Been Too Afraid To Ask

I agree with OP. Maybe the others just knew it would never reach...

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If I look up instructions on how to do something, I don't want a 5 minute video. I want a bullet point list.

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Lemaire • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Made me want to write a haiku: Hot yoga, so much Body heat makes people sweat, So many farting.

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

I threw a football over Mt. Shasta once.

Lemaire • upvoted 9 items 9 months ago

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

I mean this is the first one I 100% believe actually happened: guess there are a bunch of women out there who still remember how they just wanted to use the hot tub at their hotel too and got blocked by those probably menspreading AHs... 🤮

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

Just say you’re gay man

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

Just say you’re gay man

40 Times Europeans Didn't Need Proof To Know You Were From The U.S.

I'm so sorry. Please know that a great many of us are absolutely horrified and disgusted.

40 Times Europeans Didn't Need Proof To Know You Were From The U.S.

Try to remember that 52% of us are not on board with this BS and are fighting it all we can.

30 Companies That Were Successful Until A Single Bad Decision Wrecked Them Completely

I had a Nokia Windows phone and it was actually very good.

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30 Companies That Were Successful Until A Single Bad Decision Wrecked Them Completely

The Orange man is the worst.

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Lemaire • upvoted 5 items 10 months ago

30 Scary And Unsettling Things People Wish Were Lies But Are Actually Scientific Facts

"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."- Arthur C. Clarke

30 Times Photographers Captured Moments That Have Now Become A Piece Of History

Captain Kirk kissed everything that wasn't fast enough to run away - no matter what color and from which planet.

30 Scary And Unsettling Things People Wish Were Lies But Are Actually Scientific Facts

"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."- Arthur C. Clarke

30 Times Photographers Captured Moments That Have Now Become A Piece Of History

Captain Kirk kissed everything that wasn't fast enough to run away - no matter what color and from which planet.

50 Times Misogynists Expected Applause, But Got A Reality Check Instead (New Pics)

No, that's not what men tell themselves when women reject them. Incels and men with a full-blown psychosis, OTOH ...

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Lemaire • upvoted 5 items 11 months ago

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50 Times People Had Enough And Called Out Injustice On Social Media (New Pics)

I want men in tiny chainmail loincloths in video games, who's with me?

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50 Times People Had Enough And Called Out Injustice On Social Media (New Pics)

I want men in tiny chainmail loincloths in video games, who's with me?

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Lemaire • commented on a post 11 months ago

50 Times People Had Enough And Called Out Injustice On Social Media (New Pics)

I love that while it’s unlikely that the woman ever referred to herself as the “husband lesbian”, the guy’s heart was clearly in the right place.

Lemaire • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Have You Changed Your Mind About Something Fundamental Like Politics, Race, Gender, Religion? (Closed)

Lemaire • submitted 2 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share Some Of Your Favorite COVID-19 Memes (Closed)

Lemaire • commented on a post 5 days ago

54 Of The Most Hilariously Random Things People Said In Their Sleep

Not officially until 2024!

Lemaire • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Made me want to write a haiku: Hot yoga, so much Body heat makes people sweat, So many farting.

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

I threw a football over Mt. Shasta once.

Lemaire • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

50 Times People Had Enough And Called Out Injustice On Social Media (New Pics)

I love that while it’s unlikely that the woman ever referred to herself as the “husband lesbian”, the guy’s heart was clearly in the right place.

You Wouldn’t Expect Young People To Be Annoyed About These 35 Things, But They Are

T-mobile has real people answer the phones, it's one reason I stick with them.

You Wouldn’t Expect Young People To Be Annoyed About These 35 Things, But They Are

There is a great Car and Driver that reports on the amount of time a driver takes their eyes off the road to interact with an HMI (in-car digital screen, Human Machine Interface). 10 seconds of distraction in old cars vs up to 45 seconds with HMI equipped cars. This means that drivers of newer cars will be distracted for a distance of approx 1 km versus 300 m for older cars. https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a40949962/car-buttons-easier-than-touchscreens-study/

Lemaire • commented on 14 posts 1 year ago

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

I drank my coffee black until I was 40 something. Than started adding milk or cream. I enjoy it so much more.

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

Is this true? I hope so.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

That's how I describe tailgaters--evil idiots. They are the worst kind of people.

“Let’s Go Get This Guy”: Blue Alert For Seth Altman Has Hall County Texas Ready For A Manhunt

No human life is worth more than any other. In the US, police killed 1300 people last year, despite declining homicides and other violent crimes. Roughly half of those deaths will be officially listed as "another cause of death." Police signed up for the job, a job that isn't even in the top 25 most dangerous jobs. So, no, I don't think a 5 am alert to a large state was appropriate as the public danger is relatively small compared to a tornado, flood, or active shooter. Sources: NY Times, USA Today, Campaign Zero.

Woman Maliciously Complies With “No Abbreviations” Rule, Makes Supervisor Look Stupid

Acronym: NASA, ASAP Initialism: FBI, AM, PM, VIP Abbreviation: re:, vs, etc.

40 Things Said On A First Date That Absolutely Ruined All Chances For A Second

McDonald's is a multi-billion dollar restaurant chain, that doesn't mean they're food is great.

40 Things Said On A First Date That Absolutely Ruined All Chances For A Second

Only if it's himalyan pink rock salt and ethically sourced, organic peppercorns.

40 Things Said On A First Date That Absolutely Ruined All Chances For A Second

Yes, see John Hughes, etc.

37 Wedding Trends That People Predict Brides And Grooms Will Regret Participating In

"We built this city (on Rock & Roll)" is all the rebuttal you need.

34 Interesting And Rare Historical Pictures That Might Teach You Something New About Our Past

Me too, but on the other hand, Seattle is STILL dominated by some monumental hills.

If You Are Going Through An Existential Crisis, These 50 Funny Philosophical Memes Might Help

I would totally watch this. How many people belong in both the Foucault and The Rock camps. More than you think I bet. THAT's a Venn diagram I want to see.

Lemaire • upvoted an item 5 days ago

62 Times Children Told Teachers Unfiltered Family Secrets That Left Them Shocked

*sigh* and 4K is?

Lemaire • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

If it works for her who are we to complain?

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3D Shark Tattoos With Cosmic And Fiery Designs

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

And this is why you should always carry a pin when travelling.