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Heather Talma • commented on 32 posts 1 year ago

“Full Size Refrigerator Just Floating”: 30 Wild Sightings At Sea To Make You Ever-More Cautious

I like how they use a technical term and attempt to explain it with an equally technical term.

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

I read this too fast as "Slot machine selling women"

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

Hey, in the 1910s you'd just have the baby on your lap. This was progress.

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

Oh I thought this was going to be for sleepwalkers.

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

But then what was the first Kit Kat made of?

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

And they walk.

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

Now I'm picturing a tiny bee breathalyzer.

50 Unhinged 2000s Pop Culture Moments That Had No Business Being This Iconic

You commenters are so annoying...Let us 2000's kids have something for once, we don't go into the 90's and 80's posts going "Who? What? Never heard of this."

“Still Can't Explain What We Saw”: 30 Eerie Sights That Made Nighttime Drivers Question All

Find it and make a sword out of it!

“What’s The Most Frugal Thing You Do?” (50 Answers)

Or, you know, learn to mend things yourself. Not difficult, takes about five minutes for a small hole/tear and maybe half an hour to darn a sock.

“What’s The Most Frugal Thing You Do?” (50 Answers)

Not sure how healthy you can be walking at 25 below...

50 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong It Had To Be Shamed In This Online Group

Ah yes. My favorite fruit.

China Is Its Own World And These 50 Pics Prove It

As it should!

Back To The Past: 30 Intriguing Vintage Thanksgiving Ads And Commercials

I like how they couldn't come up with enough spices so they had to do vanilla and pepper twice.

Back To The Past: 30 Intriguing Vintage Thanksgiving Ads And Commercials

Is Dinah okay?

Back To The Past: 30 Intriguing Vintage Thanksgiving Ads And Commercials

Do people worry about butter nowadays?

The Midwest Is A Whole Different Place, And This Account Shows That Perfectly (30 New Pics)

The Midwest is just South Canada

The Midwest Is A Whole Different Place, And This Account Shows That Perfectly (30 New Pics)

And the beer billboards! Which is hard to say five times fast.

The Midwest Is A Whole Different Place, And This Account Shows That Perfectly (30 New Pics)

That is absolutely what I thought looking at that.

“I Still Need An ID”: 50 Examples Of Unhinged Customer Behavior At CVS And Walgreens

I think in that case it's the machine that's dumb.

“I Still Need An ID”: 50 Examples Of Unhinged Customer Behavior At CVS And Walgreens

"I would not be allowed to wear that at my job" well sucks to be you, maybe apply at CVS then?

30 Times ‘Confidently Incorrect’ People Dug Their Own Grave

The only dumb bit was "oh yes it is".

30 Times ‘Confidently Incorrect’ People Dug Their Own Grave

No no no, cats breathe life back into recently-deceased corpses.

“Prank-O”: These Fake Advertising Flyers Are Too Good To Be Thrown Away (15 New Pics)

I read this as "meat bartender" and I was very confused.

30 Horrifying Things From American Schools That Foreigners Find Shockingly Weird

Your school bathrooms had doors? Or are you talking about the doors on the stalls? Those are hard to see from this angle.

45 Things That Used To Be Obvious 15 Years Ago, But Confuse People Now

Depending on the computer that can be a whole lot more work, especially if it's of a video game, so if you don't need great quality a phone photo is better.

28 Homeowners Who Had Enough And Got Even With Their HOA

I only understood about every third word in this.

45 Times Rich People Were Completely Blind To Their Privilege

Who goes to a place for breakfast? Who even goes to a gas station for breakfast? How do you have the energy to last that long before collapsing if you haven't had breakfast?

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Heather Talma • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago

“What’s The Most Frugal Thing You Do?” (50 Answers)

Yet kids have to go hungry if they don't have any money left in their lunch account until parents pay up.

“What’s The Most Frugal Thing You Do?” (50 Answers)

Have to live in a place where this is a thing

“What’s The Most Frugal Thing You Do?” (50 Answers)

Yet kids have to go hungry if they don't have any money left in their lunch account until parents pay up.

“What’s The Most Frugal Thing You Do?” (50 Answers)

Have to live in a place where this is a thing

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

America needs a factory reset.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

This is just a sign of poor knowledge of history... 1776, the American Revolution led to US independence. 1688, "Glorious Revolution" earned Englishmen parliamentary sovereignty and individual liberties. 1989 Velvet Revolution led to parliamentary democracy in Czechoslovakia. 1974 Carnation Revolution overthrew the Portuguese dictatorship in a peaceful manner. in 1991 Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania revolted through massive demonstration in the Singing Revolution, leading to independence from USSR

“Full Size Refrigerator Just Floating”: 30 Wild Sightings At Sea To Make You Ever-More Cautious

The Great Lakes should be considered fresh water seas. They're deep enough, and vast enough.

27 Stories Of Tourists Having Really Cringy Moments While Traveling To Another Country

Weird way to ask, TBF

“Which Real-Life Cheat Codes Do You Know?” (33 Answers)

Gotta have friends, plural, to do that...

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Sometimes the weight doesn’t indicate much info to the consumer, especially if they’ve never bought the product before. Like, say this says 300g worth of cookies on the package, and you’re not really sure how many of these exact cookies 300g is, then you pull the tray out and realize THIS is what 300g of cookies means…it still gives an icky feeling knowing they tried to make the package bigger so people would think 300g is more cookies than it actually is….am I making sense?

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Heather Talma • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Everyday Thing Feels Like Magic?

Heather Talma • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Everyday Thing Feels Like Magic?

Heather Talma • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet As A Baby (Closed)

Heather Talma • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

“What Is Acceptable Today That You Think Won’t Be Acceptable 100 Years From Now?”: 35 Predictions Shared By Our Community

Heather Talma • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

There was a point in my childhood when I thought there was a special "safe fire" that they used in movies. I think I mixed up "fire safety".

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

I know it's just for censoring names but it would be even funnier if the caller actually asked for "Mr. and Mrs. Deceased".

30 Times Police Were Called on People For The Dumbest Reasons

I'd expect them to hang up after "not dressing the kid in CUTE enough clothes".

“Easiest Money Ever”: 30 Jobs Where People Get Paid To Do Very Little Work

Okay I need THIS job.

“Full Size Refrigerator Just Floating”: 30 Wild Sightings At Sea To Make You Ever-More Cautious

I like how they use a technical term and attempt to explain it with an equally technical term.

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

I read this too fast as "Slot machine selling women"

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

Hey, in the 1910s you'd just have the baby on your lap. This was progress.

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

Oh I thought this was going to be for sleepwalkers.

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

But then what was the first Kit Kat made of?

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

And they walk.

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

Now I'm picturing a tiny bee breathalyzer.

50 Unhinged 2000s Pop Culture Moments That Had No Business Being This Iconic

You commenters are so annoying...Let us 2000's kids have something for once, we don't go into the 90's and 80's posts going "Who? What? Never heard of this."

“Still Can't Explain What We Saw”: 30 Eerie Sights That Made Nighttime Drivers Question All

Find it and make a sword out of it!

“What’s The Most Frugal Thing You Do?” (50 Answers)

Or, you know, learn to mend things yourself. Not difficult, takes about five minutes for a small hole/tear and maybe half an hour to darn a sock.

“What’s The Most Frugal Thing You Do?” (50 Answers)

Not sure how healthy you can be walking at 25 below...

50 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong It Had To Be Shamed In This Online Group

Ah yes. My favorite fruit.

China Is Its Own World And These 50 Pics Prove It

As it should!

Back To The Past: 30 Intriguing Vintage Thanksgiving Ads And Commercials

I like how they couldn't come up with enough spices so they had to do vanilla and pepper twice.

Back To The Past: 30 Intriguing Vintage Thanksgiving Ads And Commercials

Is Dinah okay?

Back To The Past: 30 Intriguing Vintage Thanksgiving Ads And Commercials

Do people worry about butter nowadays?

Heather Talma • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

“Which Real-Life Cheat Codes Do You Know?” (33 Answers)

Gotta have friends, plural, to do that...

“Full Size Refrigerator Just Floating”: 30 Wild Sightings At Sea To Make You Ever-More Cautious

The Great Lakes should be considered fresh water seas. They're deep enough, and vast enough.

27 Stories Of Tourists Having Really Cringy Moments While Traveling To Another Country

Weird way to ask, TBF

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

America needs a factory reset.

“What’s The Most Frugal Thing You Do?” (50 Answers)

Yet kids have to go hungry if they don't have any money left in their lunch account until parents pay up.

“What’s The Most Frugal Thing You Do?” (50 Answers)

Have to live in a place where this is a thing

The Midwest Is A Whole Different Place, And This Account Shows That Perfectly (30 New Pics)

Should be from Menards (a home improvement chain based in Wisconsin with stores all over the mid-west).

“I Still Need An ID”: 50 Examples Of Unhinged Customer Behavior At CVS And Walgreens

To be fair, it is aggravating when the website says that the local store has 20 items in stock, but you go there, and someone tells you that they never carried those items at that location.

“I Still Need An ID”: 50 Examples Of Unhinged Customer Behavior At CVS And Walgreens

OK, but how long have they been in that line?

50 Times People Tackled The Mess That Had Been Bothering Them And The Results Were So Satisfying (New Pics)

This is the first one where I've preferred the before picture.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

50 Times People Posted Such Ridiculous Things On “NextDoor” They Deserved To Be Shamed (New Pics)

I thought the free gutter inspection was somehow the title of this thing 😅

50 Times ‘Choosing Beggars’ Got A Harsh Yet Satisfying Reality Check (Best Of All Time)

On the fence. I cant figure out if she doesnt want to pay or just doesnt want to pay amazon.

American Expats Reveal Their Wildest Reverse Culture Shocks Upon Returning Home (50 Stories)

Where we live it's impossible to walk or bike to most places because they are too far away from where we are. I couldn't anyway because I am disabled and it would be a hassle and uncomfortable. The only thing close to the apartment is a d**g store and that's possible but the rest is a Lyft or asking for a ride . I order groceries or ask someone to take me because things aren't as easy as they used to be and things are waay too far away. No car ,no cash, no bike,bf tries to walk for small things but he has health issues too. So when your area is a " food store desert" it's harder. Lol

Hey Pandas, What Everyday Thing Feels Like Magic?

And vinyl records.... I understand the theory but a little needle following a tiny groove on a piece of plastic can reproduce sounds made by someone who has been dead for 50, 60, 100 years..... Witchcraft!!! And don't get me started on SD cards....

ROGGAEvibrations reply

Political shows playing on various TV’s in the joint.

“They Died?? I Thought They Fell Asleep!”: 50 Worst Cases Of People Misunderstanding The Plot

Satires are always better if you are familiar with the source material they are satirizing.

If You Think You Have Had Bad Thanksgiving Days So Far, These 50 People Might Prove You Wrong (New Pics)

Walk up it then. No notice, oops sorry, didn't notice.

GothMaams reply

It’s mostly just people lying about having service animals, constantly. And then when you ask them the two questions you’re legally allowed to ask them about their “service animals”, they get super defensive, couldn’t/wouldn’t answer the questions/yell at me “you can’t legally ask me that!!!!!”/make a scene and then lie to management, who watch the security tapes and see they’re full of s**t.

People who exploit rules and laws made to help the lives of the disabled are some of the shittiest humans.

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