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MrsFettesVette • commented on 16 posts 1 day ago

"She's Literally Cooking Herself": Woman With 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' Goes Viral

I think any woman with endo or PCOS can relate, the sensation of burning is preferable to what's going on inside of us.

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

YES me too, I've been considering it but I feel like I have so many things to deal with in life that it seems wrong to even think about making this a priority. Like so many things on my "to-do" list, with regards to work, home, family, that doing something like this feels really selfish

"She's Literally Cooking Herself": Woman With 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' Goes Viral

I think any woman with endo or PCOS can relate, the sensation of burning is preferable to what's going on inside of us.

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

I'm more worried about the lip filler, that looks really extreme

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

Same, it runs in the family and it's all I see in photos of myself

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

I bet that no matter what she paid, the result is priceless. She looks beautiful and happy

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

I'm sorry, but you're very misinformed. The "veneers" that people get and you see all over social media are not actually veneers, these clinics people travel to are destroying patients teeth- actual veneers involve removing VERY little (about .5mm) of the tooth structure.

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

I do, too, a unique nose is very attractive imo. But it's not my face! People should do what makes them feel better about themselves

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

If I were ever to have cosmetic surgery, this is the one- I have a double chin and I'm kinda jowly, and it's gotten worse as I've lost weight. Thinking about it for sure but I'm not sure it would be worthwhile.

53 Times Employees Said “It’ll Be Fine” And It Definitely Wasn’t (New Pics)

I feel so claustrophobic looking at this, panic attack incoming...

53 Times Employees Said “It’ll Be Fine” And It Definitely Wasn’t (New Pics)

how do you know they didnt?

Guestzilla Orders In Laws To Purge Religious Decor In Their Own Home, Gets A Hard "No"

My thoughts exactly

Guestzilla Orders In Laws To Purge Religious Decor In Their Own Home, Gets A Hard "No"

I was thinking the same thing, some Christians have a massive victim mentality. I'm an atheistic Satanist and I would never ask someone to change the decor in their home, it's not my house and not my business.

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MrsFettesVette • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

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Or crippling depression at the very least...

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

I have a drs appointment today at 2:30 so I am unable to do anything all morning.

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

Or crippling depression at the very least...

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

I have a drs appointment today at 2:30 so I am unable to do anything all morning.

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

for some reason i initially thought this was a p***s joke

Netizens Didn't Hold Back When Reacting To The 'Melania' Documentary, Here Are The 15 Best Memes

Four Seasons Landscaping are the real winners here

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MrsFettesVette • upvoted 20 items 2 days ago

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That's such a good idea, it would fit in my bag way better than a round bottle.

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Making an explosive out of liquids: easy. Making an explosive out of a peacock: really difficult. (Or so I would assume)

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That's such a good idea, it would fit in my bag way better than a round bottle.

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

Making an explosive out of liquids: easy. Making an explosive out of a peacock: really difficult. (Or so I would assume)

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Once in a theatre, before the previews had even completed to segue into the feature, I pulled out my phone to confirm that it was appropriately muted. 3 minutes later, a theatre employee approached, asked me to step to the back, and proceeded to tell me that someone had reported my phone "use". Oh No No No!! There was only one other couple anywhere near us in the almost-empty venue. I definitely took advantage of that lack of distance and dramatically coughed, sneezed and farted up a storm in their direction throughout the show.

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Forget removing it after stewing... I like playing the game of "Whoever gets the bay leaf in their bowl gets to wash dishes!"

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No. That's why we need it. Congress is why we don't have it.

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"I can change him."

53 Times Employees Said “It’ll Be Fine” And It Definitely Wasn’t (New Pics)

well, that looks like more of a European style house so if they slip, they can afford their healthcare

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Bay leaves add a subtle, complex, and earthy flavor with notes of eucalyptus, pine, and clove to long-simmered dishes

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One of the weirdest herbs. You can make an entire pot of something with have a dozen other herbs and spices, and it will still be "missing a little something" until you add the bay leaf. But one bay leaf too many and ICK.

Netizens Didn't Hold Back When Reacting To The 'Melania' Documentary, Here Are The 15 Best Memes

You can clearly see the dudes pubes and d**k in this one, which is hilarious because of BP usually strict censuring! Lol

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I don't know who's idea it was for newer phones to not have this anymore, but I hope both sides of their pillow is warm.

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The names for the new Mt. Dew flavors keep getting weirder and weirder. ;)

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With some people the smell actually comes from sweating after eating onions or garlic. My mum had this!

53 Times Employees Said “It’ll Be Fine” And It Definitely Wasn’t (New Pics)

It's fine, when he loses an eye, he won't be able to do anything this reckless again.

53 Times Employees Said “It’ll Be Fine” And It Definitely Wasn’t (New Pics)

Mike was a pillar in his community.

53 Times Employees Said “It’ll Be Fine” And It Definitely Wasn’t (New Pics)

As new members of the safety team, they encouraged us to flush the eye wash stations because the water in them is beyond disgusting and the second to last thing you want in your eyes. Then we got a panicky call from the building we had just worked be *none of those little sinks had drains.* The drain was just the pipe under the sink and there was a spigot at floor level to drain it. The custodians had to come around with a mop and clean each one up. I was friends with the custodians so they got me back with several years of, "Are you testing any eye wash stations today?"

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What I do whenever I feel like I've been staring at my phone, is open Kindle and start reading/continue a book so it is productive time lol

All Attendees Shown Above

Sweeping Awards Nobody Remembers Watching

"If Only" This Movie Had Professional Commentary

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MrsFettesVette • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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MrsFettesVette • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

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MrsFettesVette • submitted 14 list additions 2 years ago

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MrsFettesVette • commented on 16 posts 1 day ago

"She's Literally Cooking Herself": Woman With 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' Goes Viral

I think any woman with endo or PCOS can relate, the sensation of burning is preferable to what's going on inside of us.

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

I'm more worried about the lip filler, that looks really extreme

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

Same, it runs in the family and it's all I see in photos of myself

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

I bet that no matter what she paid, the result is priceless. She looks beautiful and happy

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

I do, too, a unique nose is very attractive imo. But it's not my face! People should do what makes them feel better about themselves

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

53 Times Employees Said “It’ll Be Fine” And It Definitely Wasn’t (New Pics)

I feel so claustrophobic looking at this, panic attack incoming...

53 Times Employees Said “It’ll Be Fine” And It Definitely Wasn’t (New Pics)

how do you know they didnt?

Guestzilla Orders In Laws To Purge Religious Decor In Their Own Home, Gets A Hard "No"

My thoughts exactly

Guestzilla Orders In Laws To Purge Religious Decor In Their Own Home, Gets A Hard "No"

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

My thoughts exactly, the Stanley Cup will hold enough water to last you a week!

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

Maybe he's delivering Chemical X?

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

MrsFettesVette • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

Or crippling depression at the very least...

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

I have a drs appointment today at 2:30 so I am unable to do anything all morning.

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

for some reason i initially thought this was a p***s joke

Netizens Didn't Hold Back When Reacting To The 'Melania' Documentary, Here Are The 15 Best Memes

Four Seasons Landscaping are the real winners here

MrsFettesVette • upvoted 20 items 2 days ago

"She's Literally Cooking Herself": Woman With 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' Goes Viral

22yrs of endometriosis and scoliosis pain and using hot water bottles to help, I have this all over my entire back, lower stomach and upper thighs. My naprapath calls me the Tiger Lady.

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

In a heartbeat! No matter how much weight I loose it remains

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

Any doctor doing this surgery on a young woman like that should be struck off

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

Too much is happening in this face, it doesn't look real anymore and I miss unique features.

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

Is it wrong of me to feel sad that people with monolids feel the need to do this?

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

If I could do eyeliner like that I wouldn't worry about the rest of my face

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

The brow is covered and there's no frontal view, so we can't really appreciate everything about this surgery.

7 Months After Facial Feminization Surgery

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

Her jowls look like mine! I want that surgery so much. I also have a double chin, have since high school.

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

Her 'before' nose looks totally fine to me. It's sad that people made her feel like it wasn't good enough, to the point where she had to have someone basically cut into her body with a knife.

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

Congratulations you look great. I'm considering surgery at age 65 x

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

I prefer the before here. But, as long as he's happy!

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

Wow. Resting b*tch face removal. I didn't realize that was a specific surgery but the doctors did great.

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

FFS stands for facial feminization surgery (usually for folk transitioning from male to female)

One Year Post FFS

Surgeon Post By Dr. Tyler Mcelwee

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

That's a very decent rhinoplasty, bro deserves a nice comment <3 If you feel good about yourself then I'm happy for you 🥰

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

One Month Post Neck Lift

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

What a stunner! A mixture of Syd Barret and Freddie Mercury. And do keep the hair

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