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chickpea me • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

We Highly Doubt You Can Name All 26 Movies From The Last 100 Years - Prove Us Wrong

Can’t beat Kriss Kristofferson as a bad boy though

“I Hate Breakfast On TV Shows”: 89 Tweets From Folks Who Definitely Coped With Humor This January

Me considering if I shouldn’t throw away that lettuce before storing it in the fridge where I have been scraping and deepcleaning the bottom for the past 3 weeks just to remove the ones I forgot or didn’t have time to prepare is actually going through my mind in real time.

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chickpea me • commented on 5 posts 2 days ago

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

I know it well.

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

Aunt Milly, dear, always was a little long in the tooth before winter settled in.

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

I know it well.

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

Aunt Milly, dear, always was a little long in the tooth before winter settled in.

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

You didn’t...

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

On top of sport socks and cover each hole with whimsical attributes...however it happened.

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

What are the odds of this happening twice to me already by two random co workers who usually are to stupid to offer any reply if you should have asked them for it on any given day except when I wanted to shut up is already very hard to stomach...but being the well mannered collegue I undoubtedly am, I shall only mention it 20 times every hour for the rest of our time together...so they’ll know next time it will not happen again.

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chickpea me • commented on 9 posts 4 days ago

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

Not out of spite or something like it simply because whoever is closest and if I really need to pick why choose all the drama that can come from rescuing your nemesis.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

Things will out on their own.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

Not out of spite or something like it simply because whoever is closest and if I really need to pick why choose all the drama that can come from rescuing your nemesis.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

Things will out on their own.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

If you don’t your marriage isn’t going to last.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

As if someone else isn’t going to fire them? That’s the only right answer to choose and be glad you got promoted, you were tested...and you passed, really.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

And take a picture of the damage + the position of the 2 cars.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

I just was in that same situation although she (the friend) might repay it, we’ll simply have to see. It’s someone I haven’t known that long. I can tell you one thing...I don’t see this friendship being one of the best ever. But then again I may be wrong. I do hope I am.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

I understand where you are going but have you considered you are the couple wanting to adopt and your jealous SIL gets her say or neurotic step mom can ruin your chances?

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

Depends who’s asking but no good can ever come from this...what if they are cheating with another best friend, her mom or even better your mom? What then? And it can even be far worse, believe you me.

Explain Who’s To Blame In These 22 Over-The-Top Conflicts From Real People’s Lives

So tired, she needed to take a nap by the side of the road?? Gaslighting overnight no doubt.

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chickpea me • upvoted an item 5 days ago

We Highly Doubt You Can Name All 26 Movies From The Last 100 Years - Prove Us Wrong

Star is Born wad made with Judy Garland long before Kristofferson and Streisand

chickpea me • commented on a post 6 days ago

96 Of The Best Comebacks And Comments From Social Media

That one’s actually quite difficult for coward and prankster to do because it’s very insulting or humiliating to the other party and let’s say the prankster a nice and considerate. You would have to be a d****e to try it.

chickpea me • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

I always feel like Oliver Twist when I ask for two.

Explain Who’s To Blame In These 22 Over-The-Top Conflicts From Real People’s Lives

There's lots more to this story.

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

I always feel like Oliver Twist when I ask for two.

Explain Who’s To Blame In These 22 Over-The-Top Conflicts From Real People’s Lives

There's lots more to this story.

Pass Tens

Funny LOL

People-Share-Pics-2016-vs.-2026

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chickpea me • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

You did not really think it through, did you?

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

And you’re still asking what could go wrong?

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

You did not really think it through, did you?

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

And you’re still asking what could go wrong?

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Nickname her Bluey because that die looks nasty

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

Just experienced it’s first wet dream.

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chickpea me • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

Genius Country-Level Decisions That Made People Stop and Admire (New Pics)

How wonderful

chickpea me • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

I've been complaining about such for decades. So unfortunately, yes. Manners and common sense.

Scored $320 Of Lumber For $90. Now I Get To Pay $500 For A New Windshield

chickpea me • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

Just when he had a sticky situation.

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

I need to search where my AI got it wrong all the time.

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

Just when he had a sticky situation.

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

I need to search where my AI got it wrong all the time.

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

Scary

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

Take the photos with you, ok, but why delete them?

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

Another one that’s using Chatgpt all wrong.

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

The star trek series

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

My next move would be to pick it up.

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chickpea me • submitted a new post 1 year ago

What Breed Of Dog Completed Your Personality The Best Of All.

chickpea me • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Embarrassing Foreign Language Fail You've Experienced Or Heard Of? (Closed)

chickpea me • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

55 Funny Pictures From 2025 That Perfectly Sum Up How Weird Last Year Was

I would have yelled so loud the neighborhood would have all called 901.

55 Funny Pictures From 2025 That Perfectly Sum Up How Weird Last Year Was

I asked Greg to join me but he preferred his date over my fruit salad, ah Greg, Greg who?

55 Funny Pictures From 2025 That Perfectly Sum Up How Weird Last Year Was

Lucky cat to have an owner not minding his pieces are scattered everywhere around to make his ’darling’ somewhat happy.

We Highly Doubt You Can Name All 26 Movies From The Last 100 Years - Prove Us Wrong

Can’t beat Kriss Kristofferson as a bad boy though

“I Hate Breakfast On TV Shows”: 89 Tweets From Folks Who Definitely Coped With Humor This January

chickpea me • commented on 5 posts 2 days ago

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

I know it well.

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

Aunt Milly, dear, always was a little long in the tooth before winter settled in.

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

You didn’t...

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

On top of sport socks and cover each hole with whimsical attributes...however it happened.

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

chickpea me • commented on 9 posts 4 days ago

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

Not out of spite or something like it simply because whoever is closest and if I really need to pick why choose all the drama that can come from rescuing your nemesis.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

Things will out on their own.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

If you don’t your marriage isn’t going to last.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

As if someone else isn’t going to fire them? That’s the only right answer to choose and be glad you got promoted, you were tested...and you passed, really.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

And take a picture of the damage + the position of the 2 cars.

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

I understand where you are going but have you considered you are the couple wanting to adopt and your jealous SIL gets her say or neurotic step mom can ruin your chances?

Your Moral Compass Is About To Be Tested: Face 30 Shocking Dilemmas & See Where You Stand

Explain Who’s To Blame In These 22 Over-The-Top Conflicts From Real People’s Lives

So tired, she needed to take a nap by the side of the road?? Gaslighting overnight no doubt.

chickpea me • commented on a post 6 days ago

96 Of The Best Comebacks And Comments From Social Media

chickpea me • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

People-Share-Pics-2016-vs.-2026

We Highly Doubt You Can Name All 26 Movies From The Last 100 Years - Prove Us Wrong

Star is Born wad made with Judy Garland long before Kristofferson and Streisand

chickpea me • upvoted an item 2 days ago

50 Random Memes That Make You Laugh Before You Understand Why

I always feel like Oliver Twist when I ask for two.

chickpea me • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Explain Who’s To Blame In These 22 Over-The-Top Conflicts From Real People’s Lives

There's lots more to this story.

chickpea me • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

Funny LOL

Pass Tens

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

I've been complaining about such for decades. So unfortunately, yes. Manners and common sense.

chickpea me • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Scored $320 Of Lumber For $90. Now I Get To Pay $500 For A New Windshield

chickpea me • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Beautiful Polar Stratospheric Clouds In The Sky Today In Finland

This Is The Green Birdflower Native To Australia And Its Flowers Are Shaped Like Humming Birds

chickpea me • upvoted 10 items 3 weeks ago

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

I don't even have a triangle of friends, let alone a circle.

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

FULLY AGREE. Night owls unite!

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Go easy on that woman tiger

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

WTAF is it?

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Good for him, but it looks like a misplaced belly button.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

I'll say it again 🤮🤮🤮

“I Think I Left A Window Open Last Night, Not Sure.”

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Honestly, after the first 2-3 times, why didn’t the manager put down a cardboard mat on the floor for people to use?

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

And this is why you should always carry a pin when travelling.

David Lee Roth, An American Rock Singer, Lead Vocalist Of Band Van Halen

Secondhand story but my BIL won a contest to hang out with David Lee Roth and be his “assistant” for a day, around the time he had left Van Halen and put out his first solo album. He was pretty excited about it. He said Roth talked nonstop about the stupidest things and by the end of the day he couldn’t wait to get away from him.

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