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While it is true that everyone is entitled to their opinion, it is also true that opinions are like [back]holes as everyone has one. None of this traverses into the realm of facts, though, as those are reserved for objective statements. Still, both have an equal power to rile folks up, and both have equal force to wreak havoc if the statement is absolutely ludicrous.

Enter folks on AskReddit who share some of the most far-fetched, weirdest, dumbest or just flat-out what? takes about movies they’ve ever heard said out loud in the wild. Scroll down to check out the best of the best opinions found in the now-viral Reddit thread.

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#1

30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online That Blazing Saddles was a racist movie when it infact condemns and makes fun of racists

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hillybilly gourdess
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Memory of my dad (passed away several years ago) practically rolling on the floor at the campfire fart scene. I smile everytime Blazing Saddles is mentioned.

SincerelyMeesh
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was my dad's favorite movie too. My parent's first date was a Mel Brooks movie so his films always had a special place in my family. He passed a few years ago as well.

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sofacushionfort
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if I understood the value of irony, how would I enjoy my recreational outrage?

Kookamunga
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a funny movie. The scene where Mongo punches the horse still makes me laugh hysterically. mongo-64f9...831079.jpg mongo-64f9c17831079.jpg

Definitely a Human
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: in Canada the line "those damn n*****s!" Was censored to "those darn n*****s!". N word was totally cool, but you can't say "damn" lol

William Teach
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Much of the movie was written by Richard Pryor. He made sure Mel Brooks did the N word and "excuse me while I whip this out" stuff.

Michael Largey
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was also supposed to play the sheriff, but the studio wouldn't go for it.

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Sand Ers
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have to understand... These people are just simple farmers...

Giles McArdell
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True laugh until you cry funny, undoubtedly one of the funniest films ever.

Mike Fitzpatrick
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mel Brooks was to cinema what Norman Lear was to TV. If there was an 'ism out there, Brooks took pot shots at to make Joe Sixpack realize just how ridiculous it really is.

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    #2

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online I once saw someone comment they could not get into Ghostbusters because the CGI was so terrible. The CGI In Ghostbusters That was made in 1984

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw it in the cinemas when it came out in 1984 and thought the special effects were all fantastic. I still think it holds up even now, IMHO.

    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should try watching some of the old Doctor Who episodes from the same era. They would be amazed at how good it actually was. Thank goodness Doctor Who actually had some good plots.

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    Frank Ropen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some CGI means VFX, just like every console is a Nintendo

    Pittsburgh rare
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy the 80s movies with their not so sophisticated special effects. It's part of their charm. And many hold up really well.

    New Everywhere
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, especially the animatronics. They were amazing!

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    Becks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greatest movie ever made.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Travers had a puppet play Slimer on set, and then the artists at Sony Pictures Imageworks animated the ghost digitally, fully replacing the puppet in the film. Ghost busters did infact have an early form of CGI

    Šimon Špaček
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The CGI there is awful, if you compare it to 2020's. No surprise. But for the day? It was pretty good. I hope my kids will one day sit with me and watch those classic movies and they will be able to appreciate it even with those flaws.

    CG
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the 80's, the CGI is fine. Of course, today's CGI is going to look much better, but for the 80's, CGI like that was mind blowing. Plus, movies are far more than just the special effects, and Ghostbusters is a classic for a reason.

    Jrog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the first full feature movie to feature CGI was Tron, that came out two years before Ghostbusters. When Ghostbusters hit the cinemas, it was battling with "The Last Starfighter" that featured CGI and live action integrated in the same scene.

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last Starfighter always seems older than mid eighties to me for some reason

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    AgingBull
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must love The Mummy 2 then

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    #3

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Doesn't quite fit this thread, but, after leaving Avatar 3D in 2009, we overheard someone say "why was it so blurry", for them to be asked "didn't you wear the glasses"? Dude sat through 3 hours of blurred film lol

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    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bit tough to believe with all the front--end hype and a theater full of people wearing glasses sitting around them.

    Julia Mckinney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny story about that. My family - husband, kids and I, were going to see the first "Guardians of the Galaxy" movie. My glasses snapped in half right before and there were no glasses places open because it was a sunday. I had to sit through the 3-D version of the movie with the 3-D glasses, trying to keep the bridge of my glasses inside the tiny piece of tape. I ended up having to see it again because I missed so much (very blurry, even with the 3D glasses).

    Sans Serif (Sans)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humorous anecdote - not sure how it deserved a down vote? Here's an up from me! 8-)

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That takes me back a bit. About the only film I ever watched at the cinema in 3D was Nightmare on Elm Street - Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) in 3D Freddy Vision. :D

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just don't have eyes capable of seeing it. I have a lazy eye and all 3d anything does is hurt my head and be blurry.

    Moosy Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto, I too watched the blurry version of Avatar at the theatre! :p

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    Lu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 3D was mind blowing at the time… not in your face 3D but felt so immersive.

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was murder on your eyes though. I made the mistake of watching two 3D movies in two days and for the second half of the second movie my eyes just...couldn't.

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    Jrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, it was blurry even with 3D glasses. The technology was just mediocre.

    Lu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the most cutting edge 3D at the time.

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    Son of Philosoraptor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife and I abandoned this film half through. A more shallow, cliched and boring film hasn't been made since Avatar. Oh wait!

    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most ridiculous thing I heard about the Avatar movies on Twitter is that they are cultural appropriation and racist.

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    #4

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online "It's ridiculous, gorillas don't get that big." My ex's father after watching King Kong.

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    Heather W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until he finds out about Clifford....

    Zoey Rayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he think he was watching a nature documentary?

    Mark Bayliss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The generally don't fight T-Rex either.

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you try the physical equations... No way his internal organs could stand up to such a body size. Pumping the blood around, uphill from feet to head, would be impossible.

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    Richard Michael
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that movie was god awful.

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    #5

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online I knew a woman who saw Schindler's List and said, "It was just a sad movie about people in jail. Why would they even have kids in jail?" Legitimately, that was her take. Her mother asked her if she liked it and she said, "It was okay. It was really long and old." This girl was around 24-25 years old at the time.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously that woman was dozing off in history class when she was at school

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we must keep teaching history to kids in school.

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a colleague (also 25 ish) in marketing who designed a logo that was supposed to look like two lightning bolts. I told her it looked like the SS logo. She asked who the SS were. I think the History channel should be compulsory.

    Melissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only the history channel was still about history

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, when we watched it in class, it was the only time we were really taught about WWII (yet for some reason learned about WWI almost every year) but I don't think anyone was totally ignorant about it before that.

    Miss Frankfurter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was she doing while the movie was on? She missed the shoot the man with one arm trying to be useful, Nazis staying quiet after the ghetto round up so they can kill the people who thought it was safe to come out now, what happened to the little girl in the red coat and where that conveyor belt went up to, execute the engineer for making a mistake, casually using prisoners for target practice, the woman kept as a “servant” up in the nice mansion living in hell too, buying back women and children from the millionth level of hell with diamonds, and everything in between, watching the actors start to walk towards the screen and they turn into the people who lived this all because it’s a true story , part.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who refuses to watch Holocaust or war movies because they "bum her out".

    sturmwesen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a valid reason. You don't need to watch them. They are movies. This doesn't mean you shouldn't learn about history. Just because I don't watch movies about rape it doesn't mean I don't know it exists.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son & I rented it when he was about 13 (1993?). We lit a fire, made some snacks, and cuddled up with some cozy blankies & a pot of tea. Bawled our eyes out.

    Sven Horlemann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I saw a pre-screening in Germany (before official launch). There was a cocktail and snack event afterwards. Honestly, after the film, we just left. That one hit hard.

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, this sounds like the girl who was valedictorian of my high school class.

    James Howell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This why history NEEDS to be taught!! IMO, most important class. Look what's happening in the world now..... We are doomed to repeat what we don't know.... GEEZ!!!!

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    #6

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online In an open class discussion about what movies we thought were best and worst a guy in my film studies class said he thought marvel movies were best because they have the biggest budgets, most effects, biggest stars, make the most money, etc and he thought Monty python movies were the worst because they were cheesy and not funny. He specifically cited the coconut horses as being stupid. I try to be open minded and not judgmental about people anyone and especially those who share my passions but I just couldn’t ignore how god awful of a take that was. He’s a studio execs favorite demographic I imagine

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people can't handle British humour. Personally, I can't handle much American 'Humour' *shrug*

    AndThenICommented
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, good comedy is good comedy - no one region’s humor is superior to another’s. See thread above about the bean fart scene in blazing saddles - it IS stupid ‘American’ humour, but masterfully done by Mel Brooks. It’s so easy to thumb one’s nose at ‘American’ or ‘British’, ‘Aussie’ humour or wherever. However, it’s all about the construction and delivery.

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    hillybilly gourdess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I admit I still have my son's hobbie horse and will occasionally (while my husband isn't home) pull it out of the closet, ride around the house and replay that scene. My son is 22....

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's stupid! That's why it's FUNNY. Silly British Kn-igits!! Now go away or I shall taunt you a SECOND time 😁

    CG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand people not enjoying Monty Python for not understanding the humour. That said, the biggest budget and biggest stars don't always equal the best movies. I personally find James Cameron's Avatar to be really overrated, and it has some great special effects and a massive budget, but the story is very generic, and I find that the characters are bland.

    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I agree. While it looks very cool at times, I don't quite get the adulation. Maybe it would have been a different experience in imax, but the story really does seem surprisingly generic.

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    AlyDawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg... the best thing was that they had planned for horses in the beginning, but ran out of budget. Can't afford horses, next best thing.... coconuts!! It became the continuous running joke that tied the entire movie together. So brilliant!!

    Sheila Carty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is that older humor can feel dated & dusty because you've seen so many things that were inspired by it. Like I Love Lucy was surely great in its time, but by the time I was old enough to watch, it seemed a little old hat.

    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the plots seem old because everyone has copied them. Lucille Ball is a great comedic actress. She was a great physical comedian

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    Just Me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made my 17 year son watch the Holy Grail. At first he was like “mom this is so dumb”. But by the end he was laughing hysterically and spent the next two weeks saying “I fart in your general direction”

    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude probably doesn't even know the air speed of an unladen swallow

    Šimon Špaček
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monty Python. One of the most influential groups of 20th century. And a film student doesn't see what they did? Not only they were the first guys making fun of Jesus and not getting in prison (or killed), they were the first to break a lot of taboos. Not to mention that there is a programing language called after them. (Also you might be familiar with 'spam' for something unwanted or 'llama' for somebody stupid. Those are both from MP)

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    #7

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Every single critic in 1997 missed that Starship Troopers was satire. I think our timeline got mixed up with some Bizarro World timeline for a couple months.

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    Sand Ers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doogie Howser in an SS officer's uniform didn't tip them off?

    mulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    noooooo... it a normal uniform for these people ;)

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heinlein did social science science fiction. Starship Troopers speculated about a world where fascism and the industrial military complex that was ascending at the time continued that rise. Stranger in a Strange Land examined a future where beatnik/hippies became the norm. The moon is a harsh mistress speculates about a society based on libertarianism. All have flaws but they were earnest attempts to extrapolate different social theories into the future. Starshp Troopers though gained the largest audience though because Heinlein also did an amazing job of inventing the Gorilla suit. Its invention and the fight against aliens was supposed to be a McGuffin to examine fascism but people embraced the McGuffin over the theme. I don't blame them either. The story is a compelling page turner.

    Jrog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a little more than an exploration of different social theories... Splitting into multiple comments because it's a bit hard to follow. [1] When Heinlein began writing he was in an open marriage with a full-blown communist, and had just been through a beef with the Navy who refused him promotions because he was too left-wing-leaning. This is when he wrote Stranger in a Strange Land, but could not publish it until years later after he became famous for ST. SiSL is heavily influenced by the liberal views of his wife.

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cheated. I had read Robert Heinleins book first

    Jorge Gonzalez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are still heated debates about whether the book is satire or not.

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    Seonag Udell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always loved this movie, and still do.

    john s
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you only know the film was supposed to be satire b/c you read the book... then maybe the film failed.

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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    Aaron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't pic up that Starship Troopers was satire until about 10 years later. Same with Robocop.

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this was really weird on the part of the critics. It's so over the top I don't get how you miss that. It's like watching The Producers and thinking it's pro-Hitler. However, with the rampant stupidity of the loud and ignorant, a not insignificant amount of people would definitely take this at face value and most likely champion it's ironic messages. "Handing a child an assault rifle? Sounds like a great idea!"

    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone who thought The Colbert Report was serious. This is about the same level.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just don’t get Paul Verhoeven’s uniquely Zuid-Holland sense of humor. I mean, Showgirls??? A masterpiece!! My faves of his are Spetters (Splashes) & Keetje Tippel, but not sure if they’re available in English. I’ve also very fond nostalgia for RoboCop & Total Recall.

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    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Years ago, some Christian movie about the nativity story had just come out. I was listening to the radio and one guy complained about the movie being too predictable.

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SPOILER ALERT: the main character dies at the end (or does he?)

    -
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when is the sequel coming out, dagnabbit?!

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was crucified in the reviews. ;-)

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really disliked the novel this film was based on. It felt like there was a massive shift in tone mid-way through.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he wants to see a Christmas movie that's not predictable, tell him to watch "Die Hard".

    Ross Shaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tangentially related: I saw "Jesus Christ, Superstar" many years ago. I assume that if you go see that you're either a believer or at least understand the importance of the events to a good number of people. At the end, Jesus dies and a literal chill (a/c kicked on in the theater) went through the room. A woman behind me said, "A bit much, isn't it?"

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Last Temptation of Christ??

    -
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, it was indeed his last one. No one swipes my double-chocolate mint cookie and lives to tell the tale.

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    JoNo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely a case of the photo not being at all relevant to the text. The movie is the nativity story; the photo is the crucifixion.

    Margaret Shannon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hero dies. But that’s not the end of the story.

    John Dilligaf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder what he thought of Titanic?

    AgingBull
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was all just a computer simulation

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    #9

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online I went with my best friend in high school to see “Backdraft”. It was a populat movie about firefighters and she was really into whatever Baldwin brother was in that movie. It was a pretty good movie. Some major plot holes and unrealism set aside by good acting and great sets/special effects. I was especially surprised by a small role by Donald Surherland who did an amazing job with just a fee minutes. Came out saying I was pleasently surprised and glad she dragged me along to go see it. She was silent. I asked what was wrong and she said she didn’t like it. Her reason? “There was too much fire.” In a movie about firefighters.

    Drachenfuer , Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers Report

    mulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Like Waterworld: too much water... and Mad max 2: too much sand. Do I need to mention "Interview with the Vampire"? guess what: too much vampire

    Astrophile
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on the set at Universal Studios as a kid! I remember a trailer on the stage, they lit a fire in it and then closed all the windows and door (making an airtight trailer) and we watched the fire disappear. Then they showed us what happened when they opened the door - I still remember the heat on my face and it scared the c**p out of me! Still haven’t seen the movie though 😝

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    Bgray450
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. My daughter, who was brilliant in musical theater in high school, sat through Mama Mia with me and then said "There was too much singing."

    Java Addict
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I purchased this recently in 4k. It looks AMAZING.

    Sturgeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freudian slip about Sutherland and his "fee minutes"😁

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my daughter. She liked Finding Nemo, except that the little fish was lost and his dad had to find him. At least she was only 5 at the time

    sally
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could she have maybe meant she was too sad due to realizing how much fire affects people? Just trying to rationalize why she’d be bothered by fire in the movie about fire. 🤔

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Jaws has a lot of water.

    Griffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in high school, when this movie came out, I accidentally set fire to the kitchen. While we were sitting in a restaurant figuring out what to do my dad said "Let's go see the movie Backdraft!". At the time, saying this to a traumatized teen who had just set fire to the kitchen was kinda rude. My stupidity put us in a hotel for a month while the apartment people redid the apartment and the furniture, etc was decontaminated.

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    #10

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online My co worker says she won't watch Star Wars due to the opening text scrolls. Says if she has to read to know the back story it's a bad movie

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fear leads to the Dark side... fear of reading three paragraphs of text

    Julia Cargile
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had never seen anything like text scrolls in the 70's and were blown away. True story.

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not completely wrong, which is the whole "show don't tell" and the general statement that massive exposition can be a sign of bad screenwriting. However, yet again, context matters. Lucas partly based Star Wars on the old adventure serials. Which is also why the first film is the 4th chapter.

    Ansi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's totally wrong. The text in the beginning gives the backstory to understand what is happening and who to root for. They would have to throw in alot of extra movie scenes if they didn't just tell you that in the beginning instead. That would be boring and drag down the tempo of the movies. Also, George Lucas started with the 4th movie because he didn't think the special effects of the time would do the first trilogies justice.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like complaining about a restaurant because you don't want to read the menu. The opening crawl isn't even like a minute long IIRC.

    UselessKnowledgeFont
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only bad parts are most of Lucas' added CGI to the original trilogy

    Kallen Kneeland
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is my Mandela Effect. I would swear those words were narrated when I saw Star Wars in 1976 or so.

    Booker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mandela Effect is fascinating. I've looked up things so many times because 'I knew they're wrong'. Now I look things up to either confirm they're right and/or to gain further perspective. I also try to use two credible sources.

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    Booker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much effort?

    François Bouzigues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a blessing people that thick actually confess it

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    MetaMaxNL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god i wished every serie had these, sometime i just don't get the story until episode 4 or something hahaha

    Susan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a tradition in my house that one of us has to read the opening scrolls out loud. It started when we introduced my kids to Star Wars (when they were too young to read big worlds moving quickly) and have continued even though one is almost an adult now.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both ignorant and stupid.

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    #11

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Gotta be “Animation is for kids”

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    mulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like Tokyo Ghoul, or Attack on Titans? Okay, let's watch them with my 7 years old son!

    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them Grave of the Fireflies or Berserk. Then see if they keep thinking like that.

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    Kookamunga
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old and love animation in all its forms. In particular, Hayao Miyazaki films are a work of art that should be appreciated by people of all ages. howls-64f9...2d54d8.jpg howls-64f9c272d54d8.jpg

    Sardonyx_3
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Howl's Moving Castle! One of my favorites!

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    ginshun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pretty common opinion, especially with boomers. Too bad. Some of the best movies ever are animated. Not to mention that there is a lot of animation out there that is decidedly NOT for kids.

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the great film critic Roger Ebert argued a computer game could NEVER be art, and repeated that point oft. Very near the end of his life he admitted it was possible one day it could be... Just the same as 100y before people argued photos could never be art as they just "captured exactly what was out there", push button, no brain/soul involved.

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Felidae, Watership Down, When the Wind Blows, Grave of the Fireflies... sure! Fun movies for kids...

    Neener Neener
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will watch SpongeBob til I die. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this one because I hear it too often. No, animation is for the brilliant minds, Karen.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother walked by the tv yesterday and grumbled that I was 52 and watching cartoons. I'm gen-x, we *love* cartoons.

    Jumping Jellyfishes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, an animated superhero series. What fun--" INVINCIBLE *Blood splatter*

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    #12

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online A coworker went to watch Memoirs Of A Geisha thinking that Geishas were some sort of Ninja women. He had some very harsh criticism of the movie afterwards.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think dingus there mistook geishas for kunoichis. There is a big difference but some geishas could very well be kunoichis in disguise. Dingus might want to watch his back now that there could be some sultry assassins lurking in his shadow with an intention to kill.

    mulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, I learn what a kunoichis is. Thank you!

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    AsylumWalker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie didn’t even show how actual geishas work anyway. The writer of the original book took a real geisha’s story, and sexy’d it up for western audiences

    Ueda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie didn't even use Japanese actresses.

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    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! *SNORT!* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! "Hey, son! I got tickets to Show Boat! Wanna go?" "Dad, you realize that Show Boat isn't a boat show, right?"

    ginshun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only when the lady ninjas are in disguise would they look like geishas

    brittany
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love that movie. also love the book as well.

    detective miller's hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The costumes in that movie are incredible. I know it's full of historical inaccuracies, but it's still one of my "comfort films", as in movies I can watch over and over again if I can't find anything else to watch.

    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that movie didn't sit well with Japanese movie goers. Most of the cast were chinese..... so..there's that

    Heather Talma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that is a real movie. I thought it was made up for Medium. I'll have to watch it now.

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    #13

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online It's a heartwarming story, but it's just not believable. Which is why I give E.T one and a half stars. - Perd Hapley

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they all thought on ET's planet, too.

    Julia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perd Hapley is a character from the TV show Parks and Recreation.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perd Hapley has a side gig as a food critic and gave 1 star to a sushi restaurant because, 'they served me a plate of raw fish and I had to ask the chef to do his job properly and actually cook the food'. (kidding, lol)

    duckie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perd Hapley is a character from Parks & Rec. Hope no-one took this quote seriously

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Well, the story of my interest level is : It’s medium.” - Perd Hapley

    Synsepalum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's the word from Perd

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    #14

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online My gf's brother-in-law said that Mad Max Fury Road was a bad film because it was implausible and made no sense how they all had so much gas to drive their cars in the dystopian wasteland. But he loved Jurassic World. Guess that wasn't implausible.

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    ginshun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is kind of valid. Like the amount of fuel in the tanker, is probably less than what all the vehicles used in the chase.

    CaptainDinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't want the tanker, they're chasing after the girls Furiosa rescued. Just saying.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furiosa escaped with a tanker pretending to go to Gas Town. There's an entire civilization dedicated to refining gas.

    VioletHunter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which makes zero sense in an apocalypse. They'd all be busy growing FOOD.

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    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a realistic scenario nowadays, I'd assume the vehicles in Mad Max would be solar powered I believe. I mean, the sun can never run out and they're in a desert with no rain

    ginshun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are not solar powered in the movie, that is obvious.

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    Holly Stevens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a guy on Instagram talking about how cycling is never really shown as cool in films, he said in a mad Max type world, it would realistically all be bikes, because there wouldn't be fuel for everyone, but bikes aren't cinematic

    VioletHunter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be horses again. Or walking. Bikes aren't great on rough terrain. They still make a lot more sense than cars though!

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    The Silly Stellar Jay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys are no fun. It's a fictional sci-fi movie/art that was epic imo. Just think of it as a totally separate world with its own rules of science/physics.

    Poison Ivy/Boo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really rips my knittin' when ppl take movies sooooo seriously. Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones etc. It's like, dudes calm your s**t.....it's a movie and a way to escape reality for a bit. Stop with the nonsense already! I don't care what is or isn't cannon, let me enjoy the friggin piece!

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    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hilarious when people who've never seen a film, or who just ignore the world being presented, comment about how things are implausible within that universe when the points they're making are actually impossible...which they would know if they've seen what they're commenting on.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, TBF that aspect was sort of stupid and you had to just check your brain. Gas so scarce they murder each other over it yet they seem to do all they can in the movie to waste gas. He's not wrong, it was just the kind of movie where you had to pause reality and enjoy the eye candy and action.

    Power puff scientist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is even a scene where people complain about how much gas immortan joe wastes to get his wives back but immortan joe is single minded in getting his property back.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was fully explained in the Road Warrior. Or, at least it suspended my disbelief.

    Givemeabreak101
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Implausible like sparking bullets, car doors stopping bullets, attackers that line up to attack one at a time, CSI stuff in an instant I could go on.

    Robert Martens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this kind of addressed in Beyond Thunderdome with the pigs and methane ? It's plausible these cars run on methane as well, but the explanation didn't need to be part of the story line.

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    #15

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online When Prey came out last year there was an uptick of people complaining about the main character being a mary sue because she could fight the predator at the end of the movie. As if the entire movie… wasn’t about her journey to become a better hunter than the predator. Like that was the whole plot of the movie, she was as far away from a mary sue as you could get

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    Peppy Piplup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've noticed that a lot of internet dude bros label ANY overpowered female character as a Mary Sue.

    CaptainDinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These same dudes have no problem watching John Wick Gun-Fu his way through an army though...

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You, You can't even fight the predator like that. That's the whole point. The predator is bigger, badder and better than people, even someone as big as Arnold. No she didn't out man the predator she used her environment and tools and planning and her intelligence to beat the predator.

    Laughing Orc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was about to say the same thing. Arnie couldn't go toe-to-toe with the predator, and neither does the main character in Prey. They both outsmart it. It's kind of the whole point.

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet if it was some beefy jacked up dudebro guy they wouldn't have said a thing. e_e

    Frank Ropen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's totally believable if a man can kill a alien with superior technology.

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toddler Anakin winning a literal deathrace? Totally fine. It's his innate force ability. Rey doing anything? Mary Sue! Despite most everything shown, explained, and/or implied in the films explaining most things. There is a discussion to be had about Rey the character, and how the trilogy handled her. But it's almost like if you ignore everything that doesn't fit your need to s**t on a female character, you actually have no point to stand on. And, yes, there are Mary Sue characters. But not every capable character is a Mary Sue.

    Duvet Woman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. I'm behind the times so have to ask who/what a Mary Sue is.

    Diolla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Googled it: A Mary Sue is a character archetype in fiction, usually a young woman, who is often portrayed as inexplicably competent across all domains, gifted with unique talents or powers, liked or respected by most other characters, unrealistically free of weaknesses, extremely attractive, innately virtuous, and/or generally lacking meaningful character flaws,"

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    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the movie was called prey because as this movie shows the main character is a better hunter and the predator is actually the prey in fact i reckon that as this movie is a sequel maybe the predators encounter with is what leads them to become better hunters

    RedCorvette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this sequel most of all. I love the original and this sequel is awesome

    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie was an embarrassment to the franchise. And that’s saying a lot considering the franchise is essentially a glorified 80’s commando bro horror flick. Leave the poor native Americans out of it, hasn’t Hollywood done enough abuse of their culture in film already?

    Nichole Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the name of bacon is a Mary sue?

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    #16

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Semi recently someone told me Back to the Future sucks because the incest is creepy. Yeah. It's portrayed as creepy. Lorraine is being teased in-narrative for being such a prude as a mother when here she is going after her own son. And getting what she wants actually makes the creepiness dawn on her when she isn't even aware. Such a braindead take.

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    Elio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the attempted rape was more disturbing to be honest. In Lorraine's defense, your crush turning out to be your son from the future isn't a normal situation. How was she supposed to know that?

    Bumble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it is pretty messed up how they have an attempted r*pe scene which is pretty brutal and one Lorraine just quickly recovers from and then seconds later, falls dreamily in love with someone else. I wonder what that said to young girls at the time. Certainly suggested that it was no big deal and easy to recover from.

    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a young girl at the time and most movie makers gave womens’ experiences no thought at all whatsoever back then. It wasn’t considered important to the story.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worse than Luke Skywalker getting a kiss from Leia in the star wars movies

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is creepy. It is also addressed fairly well by the film.

    C R T G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's fine to dislike the movie for those themes. That kind of thing can be unsettling for some, no matter what kind of message you're trying to pair with it. I think the movie is great but I don't blame someone for that being an issue.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with this movie and it never even registered. Grownup Lorraine and teenage Lorraine were two different characters in my mind.

    meow point1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw it when I was a kid and I didn't understand all that, so I spent the whole thing going "EEWWW! NO! NO! NO!"

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think their take, like mine, is that it wasn't necessary in the movie and made it uncomfortable. Why even put an uncomfortable a*s scene like that in you movie. who would even think yeah if I went back in time I bet my mom would try and f**k me. Hey I should put that in a movie. I mean seriously what the hell was with all the creepy f*****g s**t in the eighties.

    Anouk T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was perfectly obvious to put such a scene in- not just because of the explanation above but also to show how dangerous messing up with time travel can be - why would the girl even think the boy she had a crash on is her son from the future… she liked him just like she liked his dad who she actually fell in love with. I think that scene made perfect sense in the context

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    Sven Grammersdorf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hook up with Lea Thompson even if she was my mother

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    #17

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Someone on here criticized Jaws for not explaining in detail why Brody was afraid of water.

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    James Edwards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obvious, the cold water made his manhood small.

    LH25
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold..."

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm HELLOWWWW, it's a movie about murderous sea beasts. Everyone should be afraid of the water.

    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll hear no criticism of this movie beyond inaccuracies about sharks. Still a great movie.

    brittany
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean some people are legit afraid of the water just because. its vast, its dark, its scary, theres dead bodies in it......

    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still cheer for the shark (Bruce) he didn't deserve his fate and was just trying to have his dinner.

    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [Spoiler alert?] I generally never blame an animal for doing what animals do, but I still feel a bit of a grudge toward Bruce for eating Pippet the dog. 😕

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    #18

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online I once had someone tell me that they thought the message of American History X was "racism is correct" because at the end >!the brother gets shot by a black kid!<.

    ViolentAmbassador , Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers Report

    ginshun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is indeed, one hell of a horrible take.

    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the message is that hate is bad and can lead to terrible consequences

    B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an amazing movie, how someone says it teaches racism is correct it beyond me . Edward Norton was amazing in it

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much of their brain did they leave at home when they saw this?

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell they get that message? It was very unpleasant movie to watch, but brilliant.

    Michelle K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We see what we want to see and hear what we want to hear.

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    #19

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online A lot of antipathy towards The Godfather from younger whippersnappers these days, but my brother's take has to be the worst I've heard. He couldn't get through the first half-hour because: * Nobody had been shot yet * There's too much talking * Marlon Brando scratches his face in an odd way

    Poorly-Drawn-Beagle , Paramount Pictures Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Godfather was a cinematic masterpiece.

    Hex Gurls
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean i didnt like it personally but i can respect that it’s a cinematically good movie

    Ross Shaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, I'm not the only one! I like to have someone to root for, or at least feel sorry for in a film, but in this and "Gone With the Wind," both of which my high school girlfriend made me watch 27 years ago, I couldn't find a single character I liked or pitied enough to care.

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    Kookamunga
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is akin to blasphemy. I just feel bad for anyone who doesn't appreciate great film making. To me, the 70s was a golden age of great movies. I settle in to watch the Godfather (for the 25th time) and it is as good as the first time.

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same. i've lost count of how many times i've watched I and II. (III can eat a bag of d***s.)

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    Sand Ers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Current movies are -much- faster-paced than they were in the 70s and into the 80s. What drives me nuts is the current obsession with jump cuts that go by literally faster than a normal human reaction time. If you want to see what's been on the screen, you have to do a lot of rewinding and anticipatory pausing. One of several reasons I no longer go to movies in theaters. I think the last one I went to was a limited pre-screening of Warm Bodies.

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except Blade Runner 2049, which even by the admission of the director and Ridley Scott was too long and too slow.

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    Haywood Jablome
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anybody else remember the scene where they're making spaghetti for like 30 minutes in a 3 hour epic? It's a masterpiece, fine, but it's still boring

    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Was scrolling through the comments hoping to find this reference!

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    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume that face scratching was an intentional affectation due to being slightly similar to a f**k you gesture.

    I’mSoEmotional
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the series “The Offer” to see how they got this amazing book to the screen

    Booker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Offer is amazing! The Godfather is one of my all-time favorites, and The Offer made me appreciate it in a whole different way without diminishing my original appreciation.

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has always been too slow for me as well.

    VioletHunter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids and teenagers have no attention span left "thanks" to the internet.

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    #20

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online "*Memento* was *so* repetitive. Like, he lost his memory, we got it."

    noveler7 , Newmarket Films (United States) Summit Entertainment (international) Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't understand the movie, we got it.

    Pferdchen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groundhog Day was pretty repetitive, too!

    Ru Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that when you watch it the correct way around you realise he's a psychopath.

    S Mi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe this movie isn't way more popular than it is

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think because it's a "watch once" movie. The twist/trick is such a part of the film, that the moment you know it the rest doesn't work that well to make it worth a rewatch.

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    Cloakred_Is_Bored
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s like saying Groundhog Day was repetitive

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes yes we know the Titanic sank, no reason to go on about it for 4hours, it's all water under the bridge"?

    Orange Tabby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pimento has Memento disease. :p

    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives you a taste of what it's like to remember that you can't remember. Creepy, isn't it?

    RedCorvette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This movie should be seen backwards.

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    #21

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Ben Shapiro's take on Barbie. He contradicts himself several times, claims there is no plot, then proceeds to explain the plot (according to him lol), claims all jokes are in the first few minutes, then shows many many jokes. Me and my friend heard he did a take on it, we never watch him, but his stupidity was so laughable that we watched the full 45 min.

    The_Nifl , Warner Bros. Pictures Report

    mulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but I stopped reading right after "Ben Shapiro's..."

    Frank Ropen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't he claim there would be massive viewer drop after the first week?

    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked it up and yes he did. Countered the downvote, presumably from the delightful Silas Burke.

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    Sami-Jo Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Ben Shapiro, do you really expect anything that makes sense?

    Masen Penland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant get his wife off, bruh stfu about EVERYTHING. THANKS BEN

    xolitaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben Shapiro is the kind of dude who talks to himself in the mirror for hours

    TheAmericanAmerican
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so proud of you Pandas bashing on BennyBoy Shapiro! A little bit of faith in humanity has been restored 😊

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everybody is a good narrator...

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    #22

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Some years back I read someone say Mad Max couldn’t be a feminist movie because the brides were too hot

    loserys , Warner Bros. Pictures Report

    Zoey Rayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: I can't respect women as full people if I am attracted to them.

    Malfar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a radical feminist point of view though. Like those "A slim and sporty woman is unrealistic and is catering to male audiences, so the female power should be about body positive plus-size".

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    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy fix - Make everyone hot!

    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's set in the desert so I assume everyone to be uncomfortably hot.

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    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well DUUUUUHHHHHH! Doesn't everyone know that fEmiNisTs hAvE tO bE UgLeeeeee!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you know nothing about feminism without telling me you know nothing about feminism.

    Michelle K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...one has to be ugly to be declared a "feminist"... Kinda like seeing someone's comment on a picture of an in-shape young woman indicating that she was a "libtard". So... Anyone who's young, female, and out-of-shape is NOT a liberal. (Note: The woman in question was a non-liberal.)

    Haley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STRONGLY agree (im kidding i swear)

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which Mad Max are they referring to????

    ginshun
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    2 years ago

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    So here is a take that most obviously don't agree with, but I don't understand the love for Fury Road honestly. It was a 2 hour car chase. No plot really, no character development, just one long car chase. Visually it was cool, but I just never understood the critical acclaim that it gets.

    Brocken Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? No character development? Did we watch the same movie? Cause the whole reason I love it is that they manage to fit so much interpersonal trust/growth/sacrifice into the plot while maintaining that high-energy car chase feel. Like I signed up for lots of crazy vehicles and battle scenes but I was so happy to discover that the story and characters were also so compelling. I’m… surprised by your take. Don’t mean to be rude. Just really surprised ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    #23

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online So if you watched the trailers for Arrival [2016] then it wouldn't be unreasonable per se that you went into the movie expecting it to be an Independence Day style invasion movie since it is really particular about including like every single dramatic scene in the movie that might make it seem that way. As a result plenty of people went to watch it and were kind of shocked that it wasn't really that, it was more about the nature of language and perception and it gets into some way more heady shenanigans as well. I will never forget, end of the movie in the cinema, everyone standing up and kind of shell shocked by what they had just seen and this group of older ladies in the row ahead of us whinging very loudly about the film. 'It was so boring!' 'It didn't make any sense. Do they think we are stupid or something?' Hmm, well, indeed.

    Traeyze , Paramount Pictures Report

    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was better than any of the pew-pew alien invasion movies starring Badass McActionguy.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, if I paid to see a movie, and the trailer had misrepresented the nature of the story, I'd be more than a bit annoyed. I consider myself to have been conned out of the ticket price. Might even demand a refund.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A day later, I've looked into the movie, read about 1/3 through a plot synopsis, and added ut to my queue. But if I'd gone in expecting a mindless shoot'em'up and saw an intellectual thought piece about communication and how perspectives can distort what you hear, I'd have been really annoyed. Because I'd wanted to be distracted for 2 hours, not engaged in deep thought.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I post the quote ad nauseam? “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, that's a perspective I didn't think about yet

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    Fennecfoxcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ARRIVAL IS SO COOL!!!! It has inspired so many of the stories I've written. My parents thought it was boring too tho lol

    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also time loops and cause and effect.

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you have to be a complete dullard to find that movie boring.

    Rahul Pawa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't sound like their fault. Sounds like the marketing team botched the trailer, misrepresenting the movie.

    Frances Pitchoune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God! This film was so moving and profound! One of the best science fiction films I have seen.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Arrival is one of the best science fiction movies I've ever seen. There are so many awful ones, and few shining lights.

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    #24

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online That “Dune” is a Chosen One cliche fest with some uncomfy imperialist vibes…which is exactly what I thought, until my sister, who had actually read the books, explained to me that’s exactly how it’s supposed to be set up in order to subvert the whole thing. Which I now think is brilliant.

    Dramatic-Put-9267 , Warner Bros. Pictures Report

    Haywood Jablome
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much sand. I hate sand. It's rough and coarse, and gets everywhere. 0/10

    Victor Botha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you were down voted for sarcasm. Yeah some people. I upvoted you because apart from the sand, there were nasty wormy things that lived in the sand!🤣🤣

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    Barbra E. Nyberg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the discussion aside: can we agree that we enjoy the Dune series. Be the books Frank only. Or those written after his demise. May we agree to like what we like?

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leto is decribed as black in the book yet never played by a black actor. People don’t call out that whitewashing because no one actually read the book.

    Jeremy Bolanos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made the mistake of reading Dune when I was 15 and then watched the first movie thinking none of this makes sense. Then I read the book again in my 30s and was like ohhhhhh

    Ian Shaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...but the plot moves so slowly that even the movies are plagued by pacing issues because if it. Read the first 4 books, understood them fine, but was tired of being put to sleep.

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The film does set that up and I don't really blame people for expecting a white savior considering the past 100 years of film or so. The same with The Last Samurai. What do you expect when you name it that then heavily market it as a Tom Cruise film. Having said that, Dune shows Paul literally rejecting him being a savior after one of his visions and Cruise is shown to not actually be the last samurai. Which is why we should generally just art on it's merits and not on our assumptions.

    Kim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul is mixed race in the books, Leto is black and Jessica white.

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    PurpleUnicorn🇮🇪
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't get past the first chapter of Dune

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    #25

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Guy at the office said Batman Begins was stupid because "in the end he learns about the Joker's existence and in the other Batman movie, he finds out the Joker is the one who [ends] his parents, so the stories don't match. Also, the guy who kills his parents in BB is not even the Joker, like in the other movie" and in conclusion, Batman Begins was based on big plot mistakes. I tried to explain to him that the movies are from different directors and from different eras/universes and that what happened in the 1989 one doesn't have anything to do with BB. He laughed, called me a nerd and doubled down on his opinion.

    romeovf , Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers Report

    Ian Webling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consistency BP. "... who [ends] his parents..." followed by "who _kills_ his parents".

    David Bowlby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Keaton was the best batman in movies, I will die on this hill.

    Bremusa4u
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the fact that he's the Batman in the last Flash movie!

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows every plot twist, contradiction, and continuity problem in all the Batman moves, and you're the nerd.

    Susan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't grasp the concept of a relaunch?

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BB is amazing. Plus, it made Scarecrow my favorite villain.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a nerd. That doesn't mean your opinion isn't valid. He's just ignorant.

    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought the most interesting way to interpret this was as an artifact of the madness that push one to become Batman, ie. every criminal is the one who killed his parents.

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    #26

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online My elder brother hated Zodiac because they didn't caught the killer at the end.

    nikk796 , Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers Report

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until he watches a movie about Jack the Ripper...

    Dirk Daring
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look it's a picture of Iron Man and Mysterio before B.A.R.F. was invented!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully he's never seen anything about Jack the Ripper, or the Black Dahlia

    Jeremy Bolanos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Benicia for 5 years, and that's all anyone ever talked about. There's the lake, I knew the cop, yadda yadda yadda

    Mikey Kliss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That had the voice of Roger Rabbit in it

    Amy Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't catch them in real life either

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    #27

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online When the original 1987 *Robocop* was released, our local paper had a movie critic I had not read before, Laurie Horn, review it. She completely missed the movie’s outrageous satire and gave the film zero stars.

    Among the things she noted was that the film was “very violent” and that the target audience was “immature boys”. That “the rest of the human race will want to stay far away from this witless and cynically exploitive film”. “If there was satire in the concept, (director) Verhoeven’s bloodthirstiness destroys it”.

    She went on to write, after describing the scene where Robocop shoots a would be r****t through a woman’s dress (and hits his… uh… *privates*): “Humor like this is fit only for the likes of Klaus Barbie and Rudolf Hess”.

    My guess is she didn’t like it.

    Corrosive-Knights , Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, Verhoeven is genius with humor.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He always said he was going to make a "life of Christ" movie, and I can only imagine what a deranged thing it would be; I feel he will never get to make it.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pity that only the original movie is worthy - everything that has come after it is garbage.

    Laughing Orc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robocop 2 has it's moments, but you're not wrong.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Klaus Barbie and Rudolf Hess"?? Oh dear, did she just use a barely watered-down version of Godwin's Law? To paraphrase: "As a critic's pan grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of a comparison to Nazis or Adolf Hitler approaches."

    Frank Ropen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some don't get Verhoeven's humor, same with Starship Troopers

    Michelle K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the song "The Kid Goes Wild" by local boys, Babylon A.D., was featured in the sequel "RoboCop 2".

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our parents wouldn't let me and my brother watch RoboCop but they were fine letting us watch Cheech and Chong movies.

    Cloakred_Is_Bored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Remember when robocop shot that guy in the d**k?”

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However you feel about Verhoeven's work you can't deny that way too many stupid people just didn't get it. Even if you didn't like it you understood what he was doing (and whether that was just exploitative and sensational).

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    #28

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online My gf called Alien boring and fell asleep during it. Wild.

    MikeAwesomesMullet , Alien Anthology Report

    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 8 months pregnant when I watched Alien (and the sequels) foe the first time, I don't recommend it I also managed to freak out my friends because at that stage you could see my bump moving

    Moosy Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOM???? Lol, my mom watched it at the theatre a few days before she gave birth to me, I still slap myself for the missed opportunity of bursting out of her right then and there! :p

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell asleep during the first Paranormal Activity movie. I'm still not sure why anyone thought that was scary. :)

    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never saw it at the cinema because I wasn't old enough at the time, but watched it a few years later, or at least, I tried. It's just so boring and unscary, I've seen episodes of kids cartoon shows scarier than that bore fest.

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    Snorkeldorf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw this at the theater with my boyfriend. I had to walk out when the alien started popping out of the guy's chest. It didn't help that the young kid sitting in front of us kept repeating "how COOL! Ewwwww......this is so COOL!". Spent the rest of the movie sitting on a couch in the ladies room. Heard it was an excellent film though.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I want to see Alien: Covenant a few years back there was a young couple in the seats behind, so between their making out loudly, comments that were basicallly "im gonna do you so hard when we're back home" there was also the girl constantly saying "EWWWW!!" and whining loudly at the slightest sight of any gore. Ruined the movie for me.(well, the moviegoing experience, movie itself was fine i guess)

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    devotedtodreams
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? I got so into that I watched the second movie without my ex because I was pissed at him at the time (which in turn made him unhappy because he had wanted to watch it with me). Such good films, though they are scary to me because I don't handle blood well in live-action movies...!

    El Cucuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my least favorite of the series. Aliens is easily the best of them.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're saying you like Aliens 3 and 4 more than the original? If you just left it at Aliens (the second one) being better I'd think "fair enough". But *the worst in the series*? No way. Nope.

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    Ece Cenker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a coping mechanism. She was terrified!

    Michelle K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young people today have no patience.

    Trillian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, dito. My mom had watched it and spend an entire weekend telling teenage me how suspenseful and frightening it was. So of course me and my friend had to watch it. We were SO bored. It was like dark all the time. A bit later I watched Space Balls and that ruined the thing forever for me lol.

    Kat Lyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched avatar on Imax after lunch drinking then a cheeky smoke. Fell asleep and woke up to a full face blue alien. Screamed. Dude next to me phsl.

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    #29

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Logan Paul is a goldmine but Armand white is the undefeated GOAT of dumb reviews “none of these digital-cartoon characters reflect human experience; it’s essentially a bored game that only the brainwashed will buy into. Besides, Transformers 2 already explored the same plot to greater thrill and opulence" -Armand white talking about Toy Story 3

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    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently watched the 4th Toy Story and it was kinda delightful. I have no idea how any of them compare to Transformers movies as I haven't seen any, but my impression is that they're comparing apples to oranges?

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah....there's no similarity at all. Different plots, different genres, different themes....No idea why he thought they were related.

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    Laughing Orc
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Board* game. Not bored game. Though some board games can become bored games...

    Alecto76
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My review: these movies are clever and funny. No need to be any deeper.

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toy Story3 is just worse rehashed version of Toy Story 2. I couldn't figure out why I didn't like it as much as 2 and why people were lauded it so much. Watching YMS's review of Toy Story 3 helped me figure out my thoughts.

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Opulence is the yardstick along which I will measure movies from now on.

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    #30

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online "That was the most boringest movie ever." - some teenage girls about *Jurassic Park* according to RedLetterMedia

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I wouldn't bother with the opinions of people who use a term such as "most boringest"

    Sapient Mulch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, she should have used "mostest boringest".

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    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jurassic Park… is boring? Um… ok. If you say so 🤔

    Laura Mortensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whereas I went when my mother and during one of the scenes she grabbed my leg and said that the Movie was too intense for 40 year olds.

    Goose of the Ahonkalypse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. I saw it in the theater at age 15. I wasnt scared but i ended up with dinosaur nightmares for decades afterward. My son just recently watched all six movies for the first time with me now in my 40's and I spent a good portion of the movies with my hoodie over my head and tied.

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but the bathroom seen… poor dude was just trying to take a dump 😂

    whiterabbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch that movie about once a year, have since i was a kid and was watching it on VHS. Still keeps my attention to this day, which is saying a lot cuz i find it extremely hard to pay attention/stay awake for an entire movie.

    Mark Taranto
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Jurassic Park was boring. Great effects, but boring story. That Deus Rex Machina ending was one of the worst I’ve seen.

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    #31

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online Here is a s**t take. When I was seven years old I thought that Empire strikes back was the worst of the trilogy. It was so boring compared to the other two.

    jedimindtriks , Star Wars Report

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a repeat of this: why were the movies released in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was...

    Nadine Debard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of money and adapted technical means (excellent special effects), from what I heard. Lucas waited until it became possible.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the BEST of all the movies!

    Mat Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Empire had the better ending. Luke loses his hand and finds out Vader is his father. Han is frozen and captured by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. Just like in real life. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."

    Justin Everett (Tehashi)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, i still think that and i'm over 40. i'm a 4,6,5 kinda guy.

    Ron Baza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have avoided a downvote purely by not even mentioning 1,2,3,7,8,9 or the various dreadful spin-off movies. 😂

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    Rosie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a bit older, but also hated ESB. Didn't think it was a bad movie, I just didn't know it ended on a cliffhanger & was *pissed!* You gotta remember it would be years until we found out what happened to poor Han. To this day (I'm 64) I hate unfinished tales on books/movies & usually wait for the last one is out before I start over. It's a bit easier w/TV shows, but I tend to watch those that have individual stories rather than a big plot for an entire series.

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original trilogy is great, and Empire Strikes Back is my personal top film there, followed very closely by A New Hope, and Return of the Jedi. The bar between Empire Strikes Back and A New Hope is so close that I can understand if people say they prefer IV over V.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5, 4 [power gap] 6, 3 [nothing after this point matters]

    Literal Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok don’t get mad but I like the prequel trilogy best. It’s just in the golden age where the CGI was getting good and it was directed and written well.

    Mat Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written well? I have one thing to say to that: midichlorians.

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    #32

    Sort of in the other direction, but it always annoyed the hell out of me... Empire reviewer complaining about the first transformers movie: > "it's nothing but a bunch of giant robots punching eachother". I don't think it matters whether one thinks the movies are good or not, it can't be denied that the entire point of those movies (and all anyone ever wanted to see), is a bunch of giant robots punching eachother.

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    Jesha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just wanna watch giant robots punching each other. Ain't no shame in that.

    Julia Mckinney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giant robots punching eachother is an entirely different toy! That's "Rock-em, Sock-em Robots".

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to make a show called "CRASH!!" which is exactly about this. Sometimes people just want to watch big monsters fight each other and topple cities with big explosions and giant robots

    maka paka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the new one a while back and my only thought was 'why is there not more robots punching each other'

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been better if it actually was nothing but giant robots punching each other (although they needed designs closer to the original cartoon and not look like walking junkpiles). There were too many humans hogging screen time spouting cheesy dialogue.

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what we did with our transformers anyway.

    El Cucuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They better not watch Real Steel then :-D

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly a hot take, but they're everything I hate about modern films. So many jumps cuts and loud noises, so little of anything worthwhile. Even old action/popcorn films (Commando, Running Man, Die Hard etc) had something to sink your teeth into.

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    #33

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online I got two of them, both regarding *The Batman:* 1. "The Riddler just suddenly turned evil by flooding the city when he had only been reasonably killing corrupt people beforehand." Ignoring the fact that he forced a man to drive into a crowded church earlier, almost killing a boy, and that he also targeted Bruce Wayne out of nothing more than self-admitted jealousy, the problem with this take is that Riddler wasn't targeting people out of a sense of justice or righteousness. At his core, he's an angry manchild lashing out against everyone he perceived as having wronged him, regardless of how justified it was. It's the extreme side to vengeance, a path that Batman learns he has to avoid. 2. "Everything after Riddler’s arrest was unnecessary." The ***entire*** point of the movie was that Batman couldn't figure out why his crusade against crime so far wasn't actually making anything better. Even after the top crime boss in Gotham was eliminated, things didn't magically improve. It's only *during* the supposedly unnecessary final act when Batman realizes that he inspired people who worshipped his methods while completely misunderstanding the point ("I'm vengeance.") that he realizes that what's missing is that in addition to punishing the guilty, he also needs to start helping the innocent. Said finale also gives him the perfect opportunity to do the latter. Without the final act, the whole movie is meaningless. And honestly, the scene where Batman's helping people on the rooftop is in my opinion, one of the best scenes in cinema I've ever seen.

    Th35h4d0w , Warner Bros. Pictures Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair opinion. Which is why we don’t downvote. Down votes are for inappropriate or blatantly offensive comments.

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    majandess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved this version of Batman. It's perhaps ironic, but Batman is so easy to objectify - he's a total badass. But what kind of person sees his parents die and decides to dress up in costume and go out every night and try to clean up the place? And what does seeking out that kind of darkness do to your mind? And what are the effects of your actions on the people/places around you? And does he identify more with being Batman, or being Bruce Wayne, and how is that dichotomy working out for him? It was a different way of approaching a Batman movie, and I really appreciated and enjoyed it.

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    #34

    30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online My (ex) brother in law thought Eraserhead was "predictable"

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    ginshun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about predictable, but I'm not really a fan of any of Lynch's movies. Well aside from the 1984 Dune, but that is somewhat of and exception.

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Lynch and what he does. His concepts are otherworldly. He’s a genius of a filmmaker and artist in general. I could rave about his talent for days. But I just don’t like his films’ stories. I hold Altman with the same reverence, but don’t enjoy always enjoy the plots.

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    Oh Gosh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie just made me feel weird

    Jae
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he read the script beforehand, there was no way that he would be able to call Eraserhead "predictable".

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not care for this movie; seemed like it tried too hard. I mean I like wierd shīt but it was pretty boring for me

    Moosy Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was also going through a period of existential dread and anxiety about fatherhood at the time? :p

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the "ex" part was predictable.

    Jerry Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite movies of all time. That and 1985's "Brazil."

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    #35

    Spoilers for Mission Impossible: Fallout One of my professors in college got me into Letterbox’d and one day years later I saw he’d logged a review for Mission Impossible Fallout with one star out of five. When I read it, the review only consisted of “I can’t believe they managed to disarm the bomb with only one second left!” And like, dude? What kind of a movie did you think this was? Like, you chose to watch a Hollywood spy action blockbuster movie. Did you think it wouldn’t be like that???

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    Anarch Duke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does, however, make the disarm scene in Galaxy Quest even better.

    afia kooma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    05 seconds is what "serious" movies do..

    Saint_Zipcodus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't they watch Galaxy Quest? It always stops at one in the show!

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped watching after the first movie, when they pissed on the entire concept and did Jim Phelps dirty.

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    #36

    Nostalgia Critic's review of Pink Floyd's The Wall

    It really is like the Room of movie reviews. Its very awe-inspiring just how wrong everything in the review is. Everything take he has on what the songs are trying to say is incorrect. And its funny because the album and movie are very tailor maid for themes, if you were teaching a history class on the cultural effects of WW2 in Great Britain, the album/movie has everything.

    It mentions PTSD of the war, treating children like another cog in the wheel and the brutality of their schooling. All of these are part of the album, and every take he has is incorrect on the authors intent.

    Its mindboggling that he cares so much about the movie/album to wanna make a review about it, but at the same time, cares so little as to do 0 research on what the songs might mean.

    And I'm not even the biggest Pink Floyd fan, but even I know what they mean by cultural osmosis. At one point he connects modern American schooling, to the schooling in post WW2 Britain. Its ridiculous where I ask the questions like "You've been reviewing art for a living for over a decade and you don't know how brutal British school children had it after WW2? How is that even possible?"

    My main takeaway from his review is that every opinion about what the music about is wrong. Adding to that is that the parody music he does is also terrible, the animation in the review is bad, EVERYTHING about it just makes me feel bad, for EVERYONE involved

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    Jesha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well see the first problem you have is watching The Nostalgia Critic. Opinions don't suddenly become correct just because you arbitrarily scream them out.

    Peppy Piplup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I think Nostalgia Critic is just bad at reviewing movies in general. He just gets so many things wrong (like thinking the line "like father and son in the old Mario movie meant that Mario and Luigi were LITERALLY a father and son, incorrectly labelling the Will O The Wisps in Brave as "forest sprites", not knowing that Iago got turned into a Roc in the climax of Aladdin 2019) and he doesn't understand symbolism. At all. He thought that Kovu getting a scar in The Lion King 2 was pointless even though his entire character arc is him being afraid he'll turn out like Scar and Kovu receiving a scar after (accidentally) killing his brother is meant to symbolise his worst fear coming true

    Jesha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably could have just left it at "The Nostalgia Critic is just bad".

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    sofacushionfort
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Alan Parker was one of the greats, and The Wall was a feature-length music video; no small feat similar similar attempts by others fell far short. I don’t think The Wall is a sharp-eyed indictment of post-war British society, though. Parker was smart enough to know that had already been done better by Ken Loach, Tony Richardson, Michael Apted, etc.

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took acid for the first time at 13 and watched this on VHS. It was a different time & place in San Francisco back in 1983.

    Java Addict
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His Stephen King reviews always set my teeth on edge, it's obvious he didn't know the source material.

    afia kooma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put op "the wall" on cinemas here at an anniversery* and the critic on one of our biggest newspaper was also very critical, almost sighting drugs to why it was seen as so fundemental and deep the first time he saw it. Idiot, he didnt realise he had turned into a clog himself.

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    #37

    "Once Were Warriors will go down in history as New Zealands greatest romantic comedy." I mean, although it's said a lot, it's said in a kiwi hard-case manner which is deeply sarcastic and delivered absolutely dead pan so that it is largely impossible to tell if it's sincere.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said someone with the emotional intelligence of a worm.

    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    romantic comedy jesus christ bet he thinks schindlers list is an action movie

    liam newton-harding
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend, “Once Were Warriors”, to everyone. It is incredible, powerful, heartbreaking, beautiful, and ugly. I saw it once, and I will never watch it again. I can’t cry that much, again. The book is even more devastating, and I have yet to work up the emotional courage to watch the sequel.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solo (1877/78) the one about the hitchhiker and pilot. Taika Waititi’s first film, Eagle vs Shark.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh c'mon, it's clearly Heavenly Creatures.