SO i'm totally fat and i spend my life in McDonalds eating my sorrow away, and i always get a McDouble with extra cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickle, and onion, a $1 large sweet tea, 2 apple pies and a Reese's McFlurry....

I got all my food today right, and i ask for my flurry and their all like "ITS broken" and im like "WTF NUKKA I WAWNTS MAH FLERRIE!!! BITCH NIGGA PLZ!!!!" and they're like "u can has shake instead" And was like "ok"....

And so to the point..... I got done with my food right, and i get down to the bottom of my shake and then i taste strawberry, and i was like, hmmmmm im imagining food tastes, and so i finnish it and guess what...

There were strawberries in the bottom of my shake.... I was all like "WTF IS STRWBERRIES DEW IN AT DA BAWTOM OF MAH SHAKE?!!!??!!??!?!?!??!!"

So yeah, that was todays experience.....

[EDIT]P.S. It was a chocolate shake!!! >:O

I stolez dis frum Dat der  akumi Dankies fo da meemeh!!! X.x ^Y^

FIRE:
[] You have a short temper.
[X] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[x] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[X] You often lose control over yourself
[X] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
----
Total: 8

WATER:
[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach
[] You rarely get angry.
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[/] You think before you act. (In most cases, unless Im lyke Uber pissed!)
[x] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a great swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[X] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[X] You are very generous.
----
Total: 8 1/2

EARTH:
[x] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[X] You don't mind getting dirty.
[X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.
[X] You care about the environment.
[/] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. (has ADD)
[/] You rarely get depressed. (If i'm around friends, never. If im dating someone, all the time)
[x] You aren't afraid of anything.
[] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 8

AIR:
[X] You have a free spirit.
[X] You hate rules.
[X] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[X] You hate to be restrained.
[X] You are independent.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[X] You tend to be impatient.
[X] You are easily distracted.
[X] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[X] You wish you could fly.
----
Total: 10

DARKNESS:
[X] You spend most of your time alone.
[X] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[X] You like to play tricks on people.
[/] Black is your favorite color
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes
[/] You don't talk much.
[x] You are an atheist.
[X] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[X] You love to break the rules.
----
Total: 9


LIGHT:
[x] You are very polite.
[x] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[x] You believe everything you see or hear.
[] You are afraid of the dark.
[x] You hate violence.
[x] You hope for world peace
[x] Everyone loves to be around you.
[/] You always follow the rules. (I try... but i fail)
[x] You laugh/smile a lot

Total: 8 1/2

Fire = 8 Water = 8 1/2 Earth = 8 Air = 10 Darkness = 9 Light = 8 1/2
Wait... What am i? I'm really everything... So that must mean: I'M DA FUKKEN AVATAR (the last airbender) BITCH!!! but yeah, i own all elements, mostly air and darkness, so i guess i'm fog? or haze? Or shadow? O.O

Good definitions of the name Troy:

1.Troy
also known as "God"
Troy: the ancient greek god of erotica

Troy gave me a good time last night

2.The coolest kid around. He gets all the ass he wants and can real in girls from anywhere. True hottie. Has rumors started about him by douchebags, but doesnt let it get to him, but knows the truth and lives life getting hot girls.
-Dude whos that hottie over there?
-I dont know but he is surely a Troy

3.Has a abnormally HUGE PENIS ranging 24-36 inches. Always drowning in pussy. Doesn't take shit from no one and does not have CROTCH ROT! Also a beast at everything he does especially in the sack. Ladies can cook eggs and bacon on his eight pack then get down on him and ride him like a roller coaster. The only thing hes says is "BEND OVER BITCH" and everyone replies HELL YA!
"Do you know Troy?"
"heck yes it was like having sex with 10 black dudes at once"
"Trust me even my mom knows Troy"
"So does my Dad"

4.Declaring yourself winner of everything. Being the American Hero and motivating all those around you to be winners. Having extreme confidence in oneself.
# I was so motivational back there, I felt like Troy.

# I am a winner, like Troy.

# I am so confident I will pass this test, trust me I'm like Troy on this one.

Dude 1: I am totally going to win in football today.
Dude 2: Wow, how Troy of you.

5.An eccentric male usually talented musically. Winner of all the ladies hearts.
Guy 1: Do you see that kid with the sweet outfit?
Guy 2: He's such a Troy.
Guy 1: I'd go gay for him.

6.A man that is incredibly hansom, inteligent, and loves a good night out.
very good with the ladies, such a sweet talker. usually hung very well
That troy is so sweet, i hope he asks me out.

did you see troy? nah i missed it what happend? ohh he is hung like a horse

7.kind person, friends with a quite bit of people.
hes nice, yep thats troy.

8.A boy used for fun, pleasure, enjoyment or entertainment by a woman.
Usually applied by a much younger woman to a handsome old grey man as a way of belittling him.
1)He's my troy.
2)I Troyed with
him.
3)He's such a troy.
4)Have you seen her new troy.
5)Poor guy he's getting troyed by her.
6)I might give troying a go.

9.Greek mythology states that: A Troy is a monster that lives under your bed and when you are sleeping he has sex with you, you might not know that it happened, but he just cummed on your face like 5 hours ago and i saw it, his cum is like glue man.
Aaron: Hey Danton whats on your face?

Danton: Aw man... It must have been another Troy, they keep doing me in my bed.

Aaron: Nice one faggot, by the way. Your not good your bad.

10.Threesome involving 1 girl and 2 guys, typically at request of the girl. While not as much fun for the guys, it is reputed to be heavenly for the girl.
(guy) meh, the Troy was ok, but Katie LOVED it.

(girl) OMG, I talked my boyfriend and his buddy into having a Troy with me, and it was AMAZING!!!!

11.The Everyman. Great lover of Aurelia, goddess of the Mediterranean, kicker of ass. Destroyer of all things. Especially when drunk.
He can do anything, he is a real Troy.

Bad Definitions of the name Troy:

1.The stupidest mammal you'll ever have the pleasure of avoiding. A douche box, often reminds one of the awkwardness in seeing a monkey humping a football. Often very arrogant completely unreliable and incredibly prideful presents himself as more than he is, but his cocky demeanor is transparent to everyone around him.
My ex-boyfriend was such a Troy.

Girl 1. Don't look now but here comes a Troy

Girl 2. Oh God. Not another one....

Girl 1. Don't look up! Don't look up!

Girl 2. Shit he saw us! Run!

Boy 1. Where's your geography partner?

Boy 2. It doesn't matter, he's a Troy. It's better if I do it myself anyway. My grades aren't about to slip because of slacking on my part.

2.Loser Magnet. Attracts psychos, liars, cheaters , scum, deceitful, and self-centered individuals.

3.the Georgia version of the word "goatee" worn by black males; the longer and more 'vertical' the better.
Guy 1: That cornball wasnt getting any play till he grew out a troy.
Guy 2: *strokes his troy* Why you hatin'?

4.a troy is a person who loves the mingers. he will hook anyone he can, regardless of age, weight or scraggyness he has NO STANDARDS at all.. a troy usualy dresses very scruffy and has cheap sports shoes. he has a long beard and lives in the bush.
'charles manson is such a troy"

5.A person who constantly puts their significant other before their friends, never returns their friends phone calls or texts, and in general is a shitty friend now that they are in a relationship.
"Sorry I didn't call you back I passed out really early, I didn't want you to think I went Troy on you."

6.Pudgy, bald, douchenozzle; that plays the "friend" card to score with married women. Offers a shoulder to cry on while he is working on the pants zipper. Usually found near Cannibis. Keeps a garage stall clear so adultress wives can hide their cars.
Look at that morally challenged turd wad, bet his name is Troy.

7.Stuck up cocky ass who think he can get any girl he wants. He thinks he is amazing at sports and school, when he is not. This is a person who is friends with many, but is hated by more. His friends talk shit on him more than he knows, and he does not even like his stupid cunt friends. He trys to hard and fails everytime, he is a pathalogical liar and man slut. He repulses most girls except for few. Takes what people think of him too seriously.
WOAH! Did you see that guy over there?
Ewah, yeash hes trying to hard to act like hes the shit.
Hes deffintely a Troy !

8.stupid person, very immature and conceited. Thinks hes great but he sucks
he is so stupid, hes definetly a troy

9.someone who gets no pussy and is whipped by their girlfriend. they also tell secrets.
Speaker 1: wheres troy?
Speaker 2: He's probably tellin secrets with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: *whapshh*

10.a troy is "Transexual who Roots Only Young boys"
hey that dude is a troy

11.Troy is a word for someone who is a massive fag, Mostly likes to eat penis. and sleep with boys. All gay people are called troy.
'' He is kissing a boy, his name must be TROY''

12.Person with no originallity. Usually white and in a frat, mostly from the south. Typically wears tight sea-shell necklace, short spikey hair, jeans with sandles, polo with the collar up, Guy Harvey shirts and sunglasses with a strap on them. Addicted to A&F, Hollister and alike crap. Says "bro" a lot and usually sports a fake tan. They tend to travel in packs and stay together.
That guy is so troy he is cross-eyed!


So yeah, my name has a lot of really cool definitions and a lot of very bad ones... XD Why don't you try and Urban Dictionary your name?

Pick the month you were born:
January / I kicked
February / I loved
March / I karate chopped
April / I licked
May / I jumped on
June / I smelled
July / I did the Macarena With
August / I had lunch with
September / I danced with
October / I sang to
November / I yelled at
December / I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 / a birdbath
2 / a monster
3 / a phone
4 / a fork
5 / a snowman
6 / a gangster
7 / my mobile phone
8 / my dog
9 / my best friends' boyfriend
10 / my neighbour
11 / my science teacher
12 / a banana
13 / a fireman
14 / a stuffed animal
15 / a goat
16 / a pickle
17 / your mom
18 / a spoon
19 / a smurf
20 / a baseball bat
21 / a ninja
22 / Chuck Norris
23 / a noodle
24 / a squirrel
25 / a football player
26 / my sister
27 / my brother
28 / an iPod
29 / a surfer
30 / a homeless guy
31 / a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1 / In my car
2 / On your car
3 / In a hole
4 / Under your bed
5 / Riding a Motorcycle
6 / sliding down a hill
7 / in an elevator
8 / at the dinner table
9 / In line at the bank
0 / in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White / because I'm cool like that
Black / because that's how I roll.
Pink / because I'm NOT crazy.
Red / because the voices told me to.
Blue / because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green / because I think I need some serious help.
Purple / because I'm AWESOME!
Gray / because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow / because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange / because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown / because I can.
Other / because I'm a Ninja!
None / because I can't control myself!

now, type out the sentence that you came up with.

I jumped on a phone in your bathroom because I'm NOT crazy...

Stolen from someone

soteln from  akumi

If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
+++

[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[x ] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else
[x] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[x] had a hangover
[x] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[x] fallen asleep beside a toilet (only when i'm ish sick)
[ ] went to an AA meeting

Total: 10

[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[x] used drugs
[x] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of "rolled joints with the pages" (THat is fucking horrible!! XDXD LOLZ)
[ ] been to rehab

Total:15

[x] went to a strip club
[x] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[x] did porn (but never published it, just for laughs, sorta)
[x] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you (more than once XD)
[x] threw a party at your house

Total:24

[x] been arrested
[x] spent more than a day in jail
[x] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone (ahahahhah OMG thats funny)
[x] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist

Total:31

[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[ ] gave someone a swirly
[x] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand (a what?)

Total:38

[x] stolen gas
[x] threw pickles on the drive thru window after saying no pickles!!!
[x] enjoyed starbucks (how the hell is this bad?)
[x] donated to charity (or this?)
[x] believed in santa claus past 7 (are we serious?)
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[x] ran away from home
[x] egged a house
[ ] forked someones yard (if i had enough forks, lol)

Total:46

[x] set something on fire
[x] ran from police
[x] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] had sex with more than 1 person
[x] drunk sex
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[ ] left with less than you started with

Total:59

[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[x] driven more than 12 hours straight
[ ] joined a larp club to just beat on nerds
[] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[x] keyed someones car
[x] bumped into someones car and left
[x] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents

Total:67

[x] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[x] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[x] had your car towed
[x] thought kanye was cool (thought!)

total:74

Poor children... I'm such a bad influence... XD

"YOU WATCH ME. I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never really clicked, or if we already know everything about each other. Let me know with whom I'm friends with!"


1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of dA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

Just copypaste this in your reply and fill out the answers :D

YOU MUST READ THIS!! IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY WITH PASSION!!!! YOU MUST READ IF YOU KNOW ME OR EVEN SEEN ME!!! THIS EXPLAINS MAH LIFE!! AND SOOOO MUCH MORE!!! READ READ READ READ NAO NAO NAO NAO!!!!!!!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3601765/

AND PLEASE GIVE FEEDBACK!! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AND FEEL!!!! NOW GO READ NAO!!!!! >:O

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

HAVE YOU...

[x] smoked(Only when im depresses)
[x] consumed alcohol(Jello shots rock, lol)
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex(Don't know whatchya like till ya try both sexes)
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex(Oh fuck yes!)
[x] kissed someone of the same sex(Hurr durr)
[x] had sex(Y not)
[x] had someone in your room other than family(Ok are we serious?
[x] watched porn(Of course... who hasent?
[x] bought porn(Not usually though, like 1nce)
[x] tried drugs(Hellurrr, do i look like a good person?)

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[x] taken painkillers(Ummmmmm.... Duh?)
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine(Lol, mah moms vikodin :3)
[x] lied to your parents(Like a Gabuhzillion Timez!!)
[x] lied to a friend(If i don't like them...)
[x] snuck out of the house(All the time)
[x] done something illegal(I think the cops just have an affinity to me... I Know like every cop on the whole force, hell, mah moms dated da cheif o' police! XD)
[x] felt hurt(Everyday hon)
[x] hurt someone(Everyday hon)(Okay maybe not)(Almost every month hon)
[x] wished someone to die(Alllllooootttttt!!)(Fuckin' Gaybashers)(Kicked thur Ass tho)
[x] seen someone die(Sadly yes)

TOTAL SO FAR:20

[x] missed curfew(If we had one, but i missed my driving curfew more than once)
[x] stayed out all night(Every weekend, Party like crazy bitch!)
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself(Listening to ABBA, Fucking emo moments)
[x] been to a therapist(Mah mom thinks i need to be in an asylum)
[x] received a ticket(Ummm, more than once, Cops kill dreams children!!)
[] been to rehab(No and don't plan on it...)
[x] dyed your hair(Ummm, every other day!)
[x] been in an accident(Bunches of times, and never been hurt)
[x] been to a club (Oh Fuck Yeah!! All the Time!! I Dance ma Ass Off!! I can Party bitches!)
[x] been to a bar (ummm, rednecks, beer, slap knee comedy, and country music, what in the whole universe could be worse?)

TOTAL SO FAR:29

[x] been to a wild party(I am a wild party...!)
[x] been to a Mardi Gras parade(New Oreleans Mardi Gras, What could be better?)
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night( Ummm, duh, like competition duh, lol)
[x] had a spring break in Florida(And didn't sleep the whole time, Got soooo fucked up, I think i got disney pregnant)
[x] sniffed anything (did cocaine once, never again, also there was this dare to snort mentoes, didn't do well, also smarties, sooo funny)
[x] wore black nail polish(Emo.... Everyone has been at some point)
[x] wore arm bands(Sex bracelets!)(And other odornments)
[x] wore t-shirts with band names(This is a bad thing?)
[x] listened to rap(Don't like it that much, only some artists)
[x] owned a 50 Cent CD(Oh hell yes!)

TOTAL SO FAR: 39

[x] dressed girly (Every day!! <3)
[x] dressed punk(Every other day)
[x] dressed grunge(Every other other day)
[x] stole something(All the time)
[x] been too drunk to remember anything(Summer of 09', Graduation party, Don't regret it)
[x] blacked out(I do that alot, even if nothings wrong with me, I'll just stand up then fall)
[x] fainted(hehe, yes, face first onto the floor, there is no knight in shining armor ever there to catch you!! >:[ )
[x] had a crush on a neighbour(When i was young)

TOTAL SO FAR:47

[x] had a crush on a friend(More than once, got hurt every time)
[x] been to a concert(Warped tour!)(and many more)
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped(Bahahhaahaha< Yes)
[x] been called a slut(Every day, cuz i am)
[x] called someone a slut(^^^^^^^^^^yes)
[x] installed speakers in a car(Killer sound system! Duhh!!)
[x] broken a mirror(And i have fucking bad luck man!! Haven't had a BF In a Whole WHopping 1 and a half years!)
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house(My roomies a girl!)
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush (Im so ghetto)

TOTAL SO FAR:56

[x] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper (ummm, a while back, not anymore)
[x] seen an R-rated movie(Ummm, duh!)
[x] skipped school(Continuously)
[x] had surgery(Had a knee problem a while back)
[x] had an injury(Patella Tendonitis)(Jumper's Knee)(Reason for surgery)
[x] gone to court(Member those tickets??)
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping(Lol, poor pregnant girl)
[x] lied about your age(AAALLLLLOOOOTTTTTT)

TOTAL SO FAR: 64

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house(WTF? Is this a bad thing?)
[x] broke the law in the police's presence(Haha, like i said, police can't get enough of me! XD)
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF(Wish i hadn't :[ )
[x] got in trouble with the police(Hurr Durr)
[x] talked to a stranger(I love strangers)
[x] hugged a stranger(I love strangers)
[x] kissed a stranger(I love strangers)
[x] rode in the car with a stranger(I Love strangers)
[x] been harassed(I love stra- wait what? Oh yeah, alot)
[x] been verbally harassed(Ummm, ^^^^^^ Duh

TOTAL SO FAR: 74

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online(Yesxh)
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight (More than 5+ hours!!)
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight(Yes, 2 mah old BF)
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight (I has no life)
[x] been to a fair(And loved every second of it!)
[x] been called a bad influence(Ummmm, no im not a bad influenza at all!! )
[x] drank and drove(And surprisingly didn't get caught, or hurt!)
[x] prank-called someone(Lolz)
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite/same sex(Umm, both?)
[x] cheated on a test(How else would i make a 94 on the math test?)

GRAND TOTAL: 84(I got a ticket to HELLLZ!!!)
Hey, it's nice down here, don't worry, I'll save u a spot!
Tell me something I Don't know!! Hehe... :3

HAhhahahahahahaahahahah!!! My messages just said 69 and i laughed hard... XP hehe, im horrible.....

So im thinking you should post what you think about me below... and any art tips and trick, lol im tring to become a betteer artist but its kinda hard with no previous practice, when i draw i like "copy" the stles of others... Like m current style is a very sloppy version of jijix's, cuz he's like ma fav artist, and so yeah, idk what to do, also im getting a pen tablet very soo cuz my scanner sucks ass and doesnt pick up lead well, and i like technology! XD so yeah.... I'm pitiful... :(

When in the snow i like to lie and fold my arms and wait to die.

Mommy mommy as you lie the dark man comes and makes you die, my daddy's hands are red with guilt because he killed to like we built.

IliketolieinthegrassandwatchtheantsandwishiwereoneofthemintheirundergroundmazesosafefromthedarknessofpeoplehorriblepeopleIwillkillthemallkilltheantskillthepeoplekilleverything!

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"Hey, can you do this for me please, I need this done very urgently!!" "I'm sorry, we're trying to close here, It's 5:00 and thats when we close." "Please? It's very urgent!" "I'm sorry we can't! But you can come back tomorrow!" "Fine." *curses under breath*

Don't you hate it when you need to do something but the assholes that run the store wont let you do it cuz you just drove 30 mins to get there and that things due tomorrow and they're closing shop? WTF!!!!! OMG your gonna deny me service cuz It's 5:01 and the doors are still open??? OMG! your a fucking asss!!!!! Ugh, i hate people like that! What the fuck ever happened to customer satisfaction??? I remember we used to keep shop open till like 30mins after closing just to please everyone that was already in the store!! HOly shit man!! Wtf??

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First of all, let me say Oh My Fucking God!!!!! I'm so stressed right now... and the reason why is that I have to write a freaking 25 paged essay on black holes and their properties!!! which include by the way: Black holes, white holes, wormholes, the event horizon, General relativity, black hole thermodynamics, the black hole information paradox, Quantum gravity, Degenerate matter, Gravitational singularity, the god forsaken string theory, and not to mention super massive black holes, and thats just getting started!!! Why does being an aspiring astro/theoretical physicist have to be so god damn hard!! Well not saying its hard but its just challenging, and maybe a little hard. hell its a bitch!! But theres so much work that comes with it!! My head is literally buzzing with so many equations and formulae!!! UGH!! I think i just literally died twice inside, and my brain hurts! This would be so much more easier if i didn't have ADD, but I'm stuck buying adderall off of druggies on campus.... which isn't a good thing!!! I'm fucking treating my body like shit!!! I barely sleep for gods sake! And I also have to maintain a personal life too!! life is a bitch!! Any stress relief tips? Or something that might make this easier?? I'm overworked as hell! And need a break!! DXDXDX Please help FA!!