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Art Whore | Registered: March 13, 2012 03:24:41 PM
Didnt realize this would be a problem until now but: Feel free to repasta my pictures-- just make sure you dont forget the sauce!!!Before the Doctor snatched me off of my home planet, I went by SlughfmalonΔgharmuuxir, but if you can't pronounce that, I also go by Iwyim (the account initials), Nojuan Especial (fursona name/various internet handles) or Avant Garde (ponysona name).. I also usually answer to HEY FUCKER/FAGGOT! I like to draw things and have been known to be insightful, funny, poignant and bizarre, sometimes concurrently.
I AM:
*A furry (If you aren't, why the fuck are you here?)
*Reasonably nice (until provoked)
*Fun-loving
*Very sexual
*Strange
*Single
*A sub (switch, but preferably sub)
*Sarcastic
*Foul-mouthed (Always. Expletives do not indicate mood!)
*Kinky
*Weird
*A fucking genius
*A humanist
I like: laughing, music, psychology, MLP, Tumblr, my religion (eclectic Paganism), art, furries, intoxication, penis, tummies, hair, necks, paws, collarbones, body hollows (lower back, under the chin etc), hip bones, butts, tongues, fireworks
I AM NOT:
*Very good at making new friends
*Politically correct
*Racist
*Stupid
*A liar
*Easily offended
*Easily unsettled
*Easily squicked
*Sexist
*Straight
*Anti-female
I don't like: feminists, willful ignorance, religious zealotry, 90% of children, modern "art" (that blank canvas or paint splatter bs), my temper, prejudice, vaginas, stupidity, supremacists, spicy food, being silenced/ignored, foot stink, boring people
Warning: I can be an asshole sometimes but I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings ever. Even people I disagree/argue with, so if I've done that, please let me know so I can apologize. HOWEVER, don't ask for an apology if you've just gotten your jimmies rustled, or were being overly-sensitive about a joke. If you dont have a sense of humor, I am sorry for you. You will have a very hard life...
I do not block, because I am not a pussyfart, which means I am not afraid of a response to what I say. Are YOU a queef?
I USE MY SCRAPS FOLDER. Moar of my art can be found on avantey.tumblr.com and Inkbunny
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Journals: 20
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BRB! (G)
13 years ago
Hey guys
I'm unhappy to say that I'll be unable to get online for a few weeks. My brother is moving to North Dakota, and taking his computer with him. It'll take me a little bit to get access to a computer and tablet again. But I shall return!! ^__^
I'm unhappy to say that I'll be unable to get online for a few weeks. My brother is moving to North Dakota, and taking his computer with him. It'll take me a little bit to get access to a computer and tablet again. But I shall return!! ^__^
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Freak
Favorite Music
Check out my Youtube playlists
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas
Favorite Games
Skyrim and Minecraft
Favorite Animals
Anthropomorphic
Favorite Site
youtube
Favorite Foods & Drinks
Tasty
Favorite Quote
And I'd prove it to you, but if I did Chuck Norris would start crying again, and I JUST got him to shut up.
Favorite Artists
Me
Contact Information
SuzieAndHamburdeer
~suzieandhamburdeer
carnivorefurries - please watch this account instead. Thanks! :3
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