Pricks, dicks, assholes and idiots. They're everywhere! They're here on this site, in my world of gaming, and in my fucking life beyond the keyboard! I'm fucking sick of them all! And I'll give you an example of each so you can chuckle at my damn rage. Let's start here with this site!

I HATE visiting the front page and seeing the most ridiculous stuff. The most common one is seeing giant, beyond huge dicks in images! Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?! Does the ratio for dick to body have to be 50:1?! There has to be some stupid little furry, only 5 ft. tall... sitting on a dick as big as the fucking Empire State building???! I don't know about you wackos that like that weird ass shit, but I don't like seeing that! And 'artists' that squander any potential skill on that shit... ever heard of a fucking Safe-For-Work thumbnail?! SERIOUSLY! SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THAT SHIT! So with that in mind, use some damn thumbnails! Have some respect for people that don't like that stuff, and don't make those ugly-ass images get burned in their peripheral vision when they try and navigate away from the home page! So for everyone else that agrees with me, I'd like to say a big FUCK YOU to the artists that do this annoying shit. Go blow yourselves you shaft stroking, cock sucking pricks!

Now, for part two of three of my rant. Woooo! We're not even half way through, and my rage is still going strong with not a single sign of fuckin' stopping! YAY! In the gaming world, there are half decent people. Those who you can have a pleasant conversation with whether it be about real life, or just idle chatting about the game. Sharing tips and strategies, or just helping the newbies get their footing. I like these people. They're the kind of people I love to meet and converse with any time, even if I am in a less than good mood. But it seems like everyone else only opens their mouth to trash talk or accuse you of some sort of cheating! I kid you not, I get accused of hacking in video games on a daily basis just because I am better than most people! "Oh, he just shot my team mate with pretty good accuracy... and as I started to shoot at him, he fired at me after my team mate went down! He must be using an aimbot" How dumb are you?! Just because I can easily switch between targets that doesn't mean I have a 3rd party programs automatically doing it for me! Aiming with a computer mouse is EASY! When I use a gun that is already great on its own, and I add attachments to make it more accurate the gun only gets better! Of course my accuracy will be better you fucking idiot... And another group of people I hate online: the trolls. The people who play the game not to win, not to play fair, just piss other people off. These people can die. No joke, 100% serious, DIE. If you are going to live off the anger and hatred of others you do not deserve to live! You're scum; a parasite that needs to be exterminated! So please; get a shotgun, put the end of the barrel in your mouth, and pull the damn trigger! Enjoy the taste of buckshot, you only get to once! SAVOUR THE FLAVOUR, FUCKERS!

Now for the final part! My real life frustrations! I deal with a lot of people on a daily basis as of the last six months. I got a job, and it's looking pretty secure. Sure, I only stock shelves at a grocery store, but I get to have fun dealing with assholes too! There are some fellow workers that are just pricks, no doubt. But dealing with a bad customer is the worst. You have to be calm and polite with some jerk off yelling in your face because at the time, we didn't have any of the product he or she wanted. A good example was a couple days ago. We were having a sale on Schneiders sausages, ones that come in a 5 sausage package. But, during the sale we were not only a bit short on them because they sold fast, but apparently Schneiders decided to reduce the amount of product in the packaging from 5 meat sticks to 4. Not too bad, but they wanted us to keep the same price. Fine, so be it. How ever one customer didn't approve and proceeded to bitch, moan, and complain to several workers about something that wasn't in our control at all! What, did he think that if he bitched hard enough he'd get a fucking coupon?! It's not our fault the package contents were reduced, it's not our fault that we had to continue to sell it at the same price because our supplier told us to! DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER. How's about you go down to the Metro down the road and see what they have?! I bet they'll have the same stuff, but it won't be on sale! But we can't yell that back at the one yelling at us, can we? We have to keep our cool, apologise for the inconvenience, and state that it isn't in our control. FUN. Go to hell you assholes! Maybe there's that extra sausage waiting for you! Here's the tip: it's Satan's DICK!

That's it, I'M DONE. Doesn't matter where I go, PEOPLE ARE STILL STUPID! Fuck it all! Fuck the moronic artists! Fuck the online assholes! And fuck the idiots of society!

I'M OUTTA HERE!