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Come one, come all, and let's chill.

Nuttin' special about me.
Just a Scream-at-Own-Ass, less-than average, non-politically correct (boo hoo, grow up), who tries to enjoy life.

A dude (no pronouns or whatever) with Natchitoches blood (Native American for all you uncultured swines), single, 26, other junk, introvert with a laid-back attitude.



I love: my peepee, masturbating, asmr, fapping, video games, jerking off, drinking, rubbing off, chillin with people and avoiding pointless crap... and pawing off (lol, I dunno I'm just filling in shit)
I hate: political correctness (That doesn't mean I'm a "hater," you idiots!), snowflakes (MAGA doesn't mean terrorist, Karen!), being alone, INSTANT RAMEN!!!!!!!!!! ...and not pawing off?

What else? Hmm...

 ibtc and  sizedoesntmatter It doesn't matter what you have. We can all play with them just the same. If you don't want to with yours I happily will. X3
In all honesty though, anyone who says it matters or isn't satisfied would probably stop being your friend if you like a different pizza topping.

 booze_n_fur Pour one and chill with me!

 asmrfurs *click-clacks on his keyboard*

 creepycommentswelcome I don't care. You know why? It's normal. Just be you, get weird, have fun, be honest! Tell me all the weird, funny, sexy things going through your head!
Most references I might not get, most things I won't be on board with, but hey, whatever! Just don't act like a jerk! Also, like any normal person, I have my limits and will let you know, but as long as you don't act stupid you'll likely be fine. lol ;)

 not_looking I prefer friends and fun, so let's be friends and let's have fun!

 virgin_furs By choice. Not like there's anything wrong with being one anyway. You think otherwise? Don't care. Besides, I can still enjoy a lot of personal fun, and I don't mind company if ya want to join me, or if you prefer watching that's fine too! Either way, fapping is fun with friends! :P

 furriesagainstbullies Just grow the fuck up, for some reason assholes choose not to for some obnoxious false justification, and even worse, people who need help go to reach out for help and assholes want to play the Pain Olympics because they can't stand someone getting more attention than themselves, even if they're legitimately suffering. Tell them to grow the fuck up!
Come cry it out if ya need. You can't let it chain your life, ya need to move on. You're not alone! I tolerate normal people. I don't tolerate jerks!

#WalkAway: Speaking of bullies and jerks, I left such people in early 2019 after persistent lies, cult-brainwashing, emotional pandering, "orange man bad" hypocrisy, and outright bullying, particularly directed toward people I care about while being told it's "justified." I refuse to stand for such behavior from ANY human being, let alone any SELECTIVE "group" or "community" claiming to be accepting, understanding or against immoral ideologies. Needless to say, I didn't lose any friends, I just fell out of touch with horrible people claiming to be my friends because they were "just like me." Then they go around your back and call you evil, stalking and harassing you, and even becoming verbally and even physically attacking you and saying it's justified! I don't stand for that from anyone or to anyone! Think for yourselves, while you still can. #walkaway #antifacausedtheriot #thoughtpolice #trump2020 #fuckantifa <3


 awesomefurs I don't know if I'm awesome, probably not, but YOU'RE AWESOME!






NOTE: IF YOU WISH TO CONTACT ME VIA SOCIAL MEDIA...
I'm non-pc. I'm an unpopular opinion opossum and I don't have the time or patience to hear snowflakes whining about stupid things that basically amount to emotionally-driven bullshit or "orange man bad" bullshit. It's my right as a human being and if you have a problem with that then you're literally the one with the problem, hence why I don't give a fuck about your feelings and don't make a huge fucking issue about it. If you don't wanna deal with me, then just fucking IGNORE me. It's not hard!
Also, I'm awkward. lol





I DON'T TOLERATE OBNOXIOUS OR HATEFUL BEHAVIOR, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!

Honestly, I'm not here to take things seriously. I want everyone to Just sit down, shut up, lighten up and relax! Have fun. Enjoy your time awhile.

I don't care what you are, only who you are. We can all grow up and be friends. Just remember, respect doesn't work one way.
That being said, if you're coming to me for a "what" reason, turn the fuck around.
I'm here to bs, not cause bs. Take it easy! ;)


Sorry if my profile's a lil empty. Kinda runnin low on cash at the moment, but feel free to stop by to chat n' be weird. I only sometimes bite. XD




You're not what others want from you! You're what you want from other people!