uurrm. guess what???

..taps fingers together deviously.
...SMOLDERS AT YOU.

chicken butt
flips luscious locs and literally has a dumptruck the size of your fourth chin and is um like NOT a Mary sue. But like I have ONE BILLIOM boyfriends and ik you all want me cause I'm hot and SOOO sexy and I have no ribcage and my spinal cord is more arched then a witches nose but like it's totally normal and it's all natural guys I promise I'm not going crazy and IM NKT HAVING A MANIC EPISSODE FQLL DOWM THE STAIRS. um. Sans is mYINE and I am his husband and wife and if you can't tell what's going on your social cues suck harder then your dad begs to get in my pants andddd... You look like a coochie hair bug LOLOLOL..
guys this is totally not satire and I am literally a billion percent serious and these are true and real things that happen in real life and SANS IS NOT FAKE!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!11111 I will keel u if u try to steal him from me u BITHC!!!!1!1

I'm sorry.
I apologize for my behavior pookie smookie poo,,,.,,,
SYKE!!!!!
, ......HOWLS LIKE AN ALPHA CAUSE NOW IM A BOY AND I AM GONNA BE URM. NOT SORRY CQUSE ITS BETA MALE BEHAVIOR AND I AM RED PILLED ALPHA MALE ANDREW TATE (y'know the guy that can be surrounded by hot women and still look GAY? yea him, that's me.) AS AMDREW TATE I CAN COMFORM THAT I HAVE A MICROPWNIS AND I TAKE IT IN THE ASS.


xoxo, ur bipolar kween, angel<3