I should probably start this off by saying that I am not a very good writer.

Actually, on second thoughts, that's a fucking awful way to open. But hey-ho.

What I mean is, that I am not a very good writer of stories. Technically, my grasp of the English language is excellent, I can wield semi-colons with aplomb and hyphens with swashbuckling charm. It's just that I'm not so hot at spinning a good yarn - I lack the patience or interest to pace the story out correctly, and I don't really have the know-how of writing a story properly.

Where my strength lies is in making believable, detailed, interesting characters and settings. I believe in limitations and balance, and I always spend hours researching the relevant subject material before committing anything to paper. If a character of mine has feature X, you can bet I've spent more time than is healthy researching the details of that feature, its relevance, possible complications, and how it would actually work for the character in question.

I love exploring ideas, and amongst my fifty-strong (and counting...) catalogue of characters there are a dozen or more who are simply the product of an idea I wanted to explore to its conclusion, and since then have not even touched them. With stories and settings I am much the same - some are written for the exercise, some are written to develop a character better, but most are written because I had an idea itching away and I needed to see exactly where it would run to once I let it loose.

All of which is why most of my stories are unfinished and tend to taper off - once I've scratched the itch, I lose interest in the story. When you've discovered whodunnit and exactly how and why they dunnit, the rest is just so much needless narrative; which is why the big reveal is always near the very end of the movie or show, otherwise people would switch off early.

All that said, and now that I've almost certainly completely put you off of the idea, I am in fact available for writing services. I will happily perform any of the below services, free of charge, simply if you ask me nicely: -
Short Fiction
Erotica
Character Histories
Character Design
Setting/World Design
Linguistics

And I'm also happy to help act as a sounding board if you've got an idea and just want somebody to bounce it off and get feedback from. Once again - I do not charge for these services, and am happy to help for free.