Weww Seymouw, I made it- despite yoow diwections.
Ah, SupewIntendent Chawmews, Wewcome. I hope yoo'we weady fow an unfowgettabwe wunchion!
Yeah.
OH EGADS, MUH WOAST ISH WUINED! But whut if I wewe tew puwchase fast foot an dishguise it as muh own cookin? Owh-ho-ho-ho, dewightfuwwy deviwish, Seymouw.
AH--
SupewIntendent! I wus jus...uh... stwetchin muh cawves on da windowsiww, isometwic exewcise, cawe tew join me?
Wai ish thewe smoke comin owt uh yoow oven, Seymouw?
Uh-owh, dat ishnt smoke, ish steam fwom da steamed cwams we'we havin. mmmm, steamed cwams! Whew.
SupewIntendent, I hope yoo'we weady fow some mowth watewin hambuwgews!
I thought we wewe havin steamed cwams?
Owh, nu, I said steamed hams! Dat's whut I caww hambuwgews.
Yoo caww hambuwguws "Steamed hams?"
Yus, ish a weigenaw diawect.
Uhuh. uh, whut weigen?
upstate New Yowk?
Am fwom utica an i've nevew heawd da phwase "steamed hams".
Owh, nawt in Utica, nu. Ish an awbony expwession.
I see. Yoo know, dese hambuwgews awe quite simuwaw tew da ones they hab at Kwusty Buwguw.
Owh, nu, patented skinnew buwguws. Owd famiwy wecipee.
Fow steamed hams?
Yus. Yus.
An yoo caww dem steamed hams despite da fact dat they awe obviouswy gwiwwed.
Ye- Yoo know, da-- One thing I shouwd-- Excuse me fow one second.
Uhcouwse.
Weww dat wus wondewfuw. A gud tyme wus had by aww, am poopied.
Yus, I shouwd be-- GUD WOWD WHAT ISH HAPPENIN IN THEWE?!
Auwowa bowiawis?
UH-- AUWOWA BOWIAWISH? AT DIS TYME UH DAY, IN DIS PAWT UH DA COUNTWY, AWW WOCAWIZED INTIWEWY WIFIN YOOW KITCHEN?!
Yus!
...May I see it?
Nu.
Seymouw! Da house ish on fiwe!
Nu, Mothew, ish jus da nawthewn wights.
Weww, Seymouw, Yoo awe an odd fewwow but I must say, yoo steam a gud ham.