Yet another RP log. Enjoy!

Chief: uh, Sarge? I wanna let out my water but I appear to be clogged.....

Sarge: hmm, how long has it been?

Chief: hrrrgh.....I think about 2 days.

Sarge: oof, me too, but it's a regular thing for me.

(Sarge squats and stretches for a bit, showing off his plump, moist body.)

Chief: mmmm....look at those plumpy coconapples.

Sarge: I know. Impressive, right?

Chief: yup, it smells musky.

Sarge: yup, just the way you like it! Now then, about your waters......

Chief: yeah. I push, crunch, and much more, but it's not coming out.

Sarge: hmm, looks like I'll have to take a look. Chief, mind grabbing that bar there?

(Chief grabs on to a nearby horizantal bar, popping out his rear in response.)

Chief: alright. Then?

Sarge: good, now brace, and hold it tight.

(Chief braces on to the bar, and holds it tight.)

Sarge: mind spreading a bit?

(Chief spreads his legs.)

Sarge: good work......now, I'm going to reach into your butt and stimulate your "fire hose", that way,the waters can come rushing out like a tasty spring. Ready?

Chief: hrrrnnggh....Yeah. I'm ready~

Sarge: alright then.

(Sarge reaches into Chief's cheekless rump and sticks one finger slightly in the bumhole.)

Sarge: how is it?

Chief: a bit ticklish but nice.....

Sarge: good......

(Sarge sticks two fingers in deeper.)

Sarge: how about now?

Chief: hrrrrgh....~

Sarge: yes.......mmm......that's it. How you feeling?

Chief: a lil' kinky now...~

Sarge: oh my.....can't wait to get my share then! Now.......

(Sarge pushes in deeper, until he finds a tight pinch in Chief's "fire hose".)

Sarge: oh my, that's a lot of slimy water your'e holding back!

Chief: haaaahhh.....make me let out my water...~

Sarge: OK, now grip on tight.

(Sarge spreads the pinch apart, while rubbing the walls of the hose and stirring the water.)

Chief: hnngg...nrrrgghh~

Sarge: now, think. Imagine a slimy octopus tickling your insides, rubbing and cuddling your fire hose, stirring the slimy water. Describe it to me a bit more.

(Sarge continues to rub the walls of Chief's bumhole.)

Chief: it--aahh~

Sarge: come on, describe it to me. Pop a little squat, buddy.

(Sarge rubs Chief's cheekless butt with his other hand, feeling the sweat and musk on it.)

Chief: it feels like my clog is moving a bit.....

Sarge: yes......the octopus is pushing away the clog with his musky, tasty slime! He wants to get out, but how? The front door is too far away.......

Chief: gonna push...

Sarge: correct, but first, let's open the door! First, pop a little squat buddy.

(Chief pops out his butt and squats.)

Chief: it's coming...it's coming...!

Sarge: very good! Now, don't push. First, I will open the back door. May I, buddy?

Chief: go on...Hurry!

Sarge: OK.

(Sarge takes his other hand, and using both hands, slowly opens up Chief's bumhole, stretching it out.)

Sarge: alright buddy, it's open! Come on out, buddy.

(Chief gives a big push, and a torrent of slimy water pours out of Chief's bumhole.)

Chief: aaaaaaaaaahhhhh......~~♡♡

Sarge: come on buddy, let it all out.........

(Chief pushes some more, and more slimy, but pure water pours out.)

Chief: ggggaaahhhhhh~~♡♡

Sarge: aw, good job buddy, the octopus is free! How you feeling buddy?

Chief: so...gooooood~♡♡

Sarge: yup, that's my Chiefie! Now.......

(Sarge let's go of Chief's "back door", then gets up. He then grips the bar.)

Sarge: I too, have a clog. Think you can handle my "muddy jellyfish" friend?

Chief: sure thing Sargey~

Sarge: aww, thanks! Be sure to do my steps and talk too.

(Sarge grips the bar tightly and spreads his legs.)

Sarge: ready when you are!

(Chief pokes Sarge's bumhole.)

Chief: how's that feel?

Sarge: ah, a bit ticklish, but good. You may proceed.

(Chief slowly sticks his hand into Sarge's messy hole.)

Sarge: oh, hoo! Oh~ you're good. You're a natural at this......

Chief: it's like connecting a hose to a fire hydrant!

Sarge: oh yeah it is. A muddy hydrant.

(Chief moves his finger in and around Sarge's bumhole, moving the poop around.)

Chief: it seems your mud has hardened a bit~

Sarge: yeah, it's my diet, been trying tacos lately. Hard to pass out.

Chief: yummy tacos. Now inagine you just had an extra spicy order of tacos and drank a lot of milk to reduce the spiciness.....

Sarge: mmmm.......yeah. So spicy, and the milk is just right. Hope the jellyfish is alright though.

Chief: it's still swimming inside you, but your insides are getting bigger and the torrent is getting much stronger and you're about to let it out now.....

Sarge: ah yes......keep stirring that mud jellyfish, it's almost time for you to leave now.

(Chief slowly pulls out his muddy hand.)

Chief: mmmm.....it smells so nice~

Sarge: thanks. I'ts still backed up though.

Chief: just push and you will be fine now.

Sarge hnnngg........nothing. Looks like you missed a step.


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