How are you good, I hope well ... Today I bring you a somewhat strange story (from my point of view it is rare but I enjoyed doing it)

Characters
Delayed gang (all from the youtube channel)
My carnal (is the Psyduck)
Braixen (not part of the band but they will see her in future stories)

Place
CDMX (abbreviated is Mexico City in Spanish)

(Warning humor and Mexican idioms that perhaps do not understand ask in the comments)

Psyduck and I were playing Mortal Kombat XL while Mewtwo was reading a book (it was Game of Thrones) Blukáchu was drawing and Emolga was also reading (Paper cities)

Emolga: Can I play?
Psyduck: Just let us end this battle
Television: Finish him (sounds of blows and bleeding) Jason vorhees Wins Fatality
PikAchu: (a little pissed off) Damn mother ... ahhh dammit you're going Emolga don't use Reptile against this wey
Emolga: I will use Sub zero
Mewtwo: Seriously? it's ice against a stupid
Psyduck: Sorry but can you play?
Agumon: (if they ask what he was doing, he didn't even do mothers) Don't suck if I try to beat kano with scorpion and he only jumped because he didn't know how to hit
Emolga: (holding back laughter) Really? Did you try to play
Mewtwo: (angry) Leave me alone. I wanted to see why the fuck they like it so much and I didn't understand mothers
Blukáchu: But you don't like anything
Mewtwo: Child just don't talk
Blukáchu: sorry sir

Renamon returned from Xochimilco. He had gone to see his in-laws (if Renamon has a girlfriend, I helped him get her)

Renamon: I'm back
Blukáchu: Welcome
Emolga: Holo (reference to Megamente)
Mewtwo: Hello
Agumon: Hi Keonda
PikAchu: What's up
Renamon: I'm very tired (turn to see psyduck) hey asshole, why don't you say hi?
Psyduck: Because you still can't decide on sex
Renamon: Chinga tu madre (turns to see me) hey PikAchu
PikAchu: Queonse?
Renamon: Do you want a girlfriend?
PikAchu: (with an annoyed tone) I already told you that your sister-in-law shits me too
Renamon: Listen I got you a date
PikAchu: Wey no mames I already told you that I am not looking for a girlfriend and much less your feminist sister-in-law
Renamon: It is the neighbor one that you do not know since obviously you only visit your neighbor who is your brother, she comes in 2 hours
PikAchu: So good, did you go to harass her or did you find her?
Renamon: Let's say you owed me a favor. Well go get handsome
PikAchu: (pushed) Ok

So I went to bathe and change (if my character wears clothes, wears a normally black random shirt, an open long-sleeved shirt, normally long pants and tennis shoes) and I waited for her.

PikAchu: I'll take her to ...
Renamon: (Interrupting me) I told them to go to the McDonalds
PikAchu: (straight out) does she like to eat rats?
Mewtwo: They go to a food franchise not a sewer
Emolga: Don't say that they beat you out
PikAchu: But well there will be valet parking and ...
Renamon: (interrupting me again) They go to the subway
PikAchu: (all no longer wanting to go) Don't suck
Agumon: (excited) Can I go?
PikAchu: Don't screw your mother
Agumon: But I want to go
Psyduck: There's no way to eat poop
Blukáchu: No longer fight

They knocked on the door and Emolga went to open it, the one who knocked was a Braixen

Braixen: Good afternoon. Is your dad there?
Emolga: He doesn't live here
Psyduck: (scared) Y-Are they the Coppel's? Luis Vicente does not live here (this is how my user card was put in the Coppel)
Braixen: (rip off) Any adult I can talk to?
Psyduck: (pointing to Emolga) She is 20 years old
Braixen: (in a gentle tone) I am looking for PikAchu KAWAii
Psyduck: Hey yellow, you're looking for a bitch
Mewtwo: Animal don't screw it up
Blukáchu: Don't tell him about your problems
Renamon: Don't carry your weapons
PikAchu: What if I get mugged? what I do? Do I squeal like pork?
Agumon: Bring me something

I went out into the street just to introduce myself

PikAchu: I am PikAchu (discomfort activated)
Braixen: My name is Braixen. a pleasure
PikAchu: Do you want to go to the great café of the parish?
Braixen: (with a little pity) I don't want to make you spend so much so let's go to the subway
PikAchu: (straight out) Wait, did you think I was going to pay?
Braixen: Well you asked and I thought you were inviting me
PikAchu: (already calm) A ta weno then

We already headed to the subway and we had to pay the ticket and transfer from Insurgentes to Pino Suárez to find a fucking Mcdonalds at the station. Already there I ordered a classic combo and Braixen ordered a hamburger, a soft drink, an ice cream and some french fries (basically he asked for the same as me)

Braixen: Tell me a little about yourself
PikAchu: I am studying in a high school that is in Calzada de los misterios also worked for the owner of bimbo taking care of his son and I upload videos to YouTube. Well it was a lot about me now you go -don't say you're schizophrenic- (the scripts are thoughts)
Braixen: I am a psychologist I have moved here for a year I am from the United States
PikAchu: (surprised) wow Net are you a gringa?
Braixen: (a little annoyed) I don't like to be called a gringa
PikAchu: (smiling and shrugging) Sorry -Mewtwo told me not to screw up and screw up already-
Braixen: Calm down (he keeps watching me)
PikAchu: (a little scared) what are you bringing?
Braixen: You are very tender-fence I did not expect it to be like this-
PikAchu: -Ay wey, what's wrong? - gg Thanks -I think you like it-

We finished eating and took her to her canton obviously walking

PikAchu: Well I hope you had a good time
Braixen: I had fun

She came up to me and kissed my lips which made me really scared

Braixen: (smiling) see you later
PikAchu: (very scared) ccc-Camera you can go to my house whenever you want
Braixen: Thanks

Braixen entered his house and I ran to mine and told them everything that had happened

Emolga: she fucked you
PikAchu: I fuck no one
Psyduck: You got a face that got caught

The next day Emolga let her into the canton

Emolga: Are you seriously his girlfriend already?
Braixen: Yes Incredible right?
Emolga: You're lucky that I'm your sister-in-law
PikAchu: Good morning
Emolga and Braixen: Good morning
PikAchu: Braixen ... tt all right?
Braixen: calm remember that we are dating
PikAchu: ajah Net?
Emolga: Without a doubt she fucked you
PikAchu: Fuck your mother -well I guess I have a girlfriend now- If I remember already

And so it is that my first girlfriend is an 18-year-old girl who proclaimed herself my girlfriend

I hold fasteners

Spanish version
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36780899/