What's up, how are you?
Today I bring you a story that I wanted to publish for a long time but here it is (I know it is a very stupid excuse but the net had nothing else to do and was bored)

Characters
My sister (for the new Emolga)
My carnal (for the new Psyduck)
Renamon
Eve (Renamon's girlfriend, only she is always evolving, she can be a Vaporeon Jolteon Flareon Umbreon Leafeon Sylveon Glaceon Espeon in a few words she has identity problems but we all call her Eve)
Braixen
Trio of assholes (the weyes of the image)
And I PikÁchu KAWAii
(If they ask about the others Agumon was in the bathroom and she killed herself Mewtwo preferred to stay in her room and Blukáchu had gone to her family's house)

CDMX place

Based on an episode of The BIG Bang theory not much but a little

Warning (Mexican humor and idioms that you may not understand ask in the comments)

We were in the canton playing Mexican lottery just because we were bored and we had nothing to do

Renamon: The boat the umbrella the skull the watermelon the little devil the catrin the soldier the drunkard the hand the rooster ...
Braixen: (all excited) LOTTERY!
Psyduck (all pissed off why only one was missing) JODEEEEER! , nononono ¡MIERDAAAAAAAA! , nononono GIABLVLUAAAAAAAA! FUCKOOOOOOOOOOOO! (passes out) ahhhh aaaaaa
Emolga: Hahaha was worth mothers
Eve: (looking at what she is going to say). what up
Renamon: Is it okay?
Braixen: (approaches and moves it with his foot) What happened to him?
PikÁchu: He just went into his competitive mode and pissed off that he only needed one
Emolga: Yes, what a fart, right?
Eve: (very scared) What are we going to do?
Renamon: (caresses Eve to calm her down) neglects he will be fine (he turns to Emolga and me with a worried face) right?
Emolga: if nothing happened to him
Braixen: Now what do we do
PikÁchu: Pus we are going to watch TV
Emolga: If Botched is going to start
PikÁchu: Don't suck that you like that blowjob
Psyduck: Shit kids I'm not dead idiots, I got up so I can insult them
Emolga: If it will be alright

An hour later

Psyduck (stands up) Where is that bitch (he vomits while talking) oh boy I'm still dizzy (he vomits) I found you (he vomits and fills his lungs with water) GO TO WIN YOUR FUCKED MOTHER!
Renamon: (seeing that she vomits) Don't suck that disgust
Psyduck: You disgusting that you have not yet decided on gender
Braixen: Glad to see you're better
Eve: How do you feel?
Psyduck: I see double, okay?
PikÁchu (well shocked) DON'T MAME WEY!
Psyduck: That you already found out that you're gay?
PikÁchu: Chinga your mother asshole is an idiot who wants to see me
Eve: If you don't know him don't call him an idiot
PikÁchu: It's that if I know him, this guy was bullying me
Emolga: Is he the one that went with you at school?
PikÁchu No that was a zoroark of the same name
Psyduck: Is it the one that pushed you onto the subway that caused the subway to run you over and fly you to the next station
PikÁchu: No she was a purrloin
Psyduck: (surprised) Ah, motherfucker, was she a woman?
Emolga: (surprised) Was she really old?
PikÁchu: Good is the fucking Buizel
Emolga and Psyduck: And who the hell is he?
Background voice: Who is that pokemon?
PikÁchu: He is stupid
Braixen: Who said that?
Emolga Psyduck and PikÁchu: Shut up background voice
Renamon: Why do you think I want to see you?
Eve: Don't go, it's just going to fuck you
Braixen: You go and tell him you apologize for what he did to you
PikÁchu: No no mamas excuse me but no mames
Braixen: I'm just saying that ...
PikÁchu: (I interrupt her) they are blowjobs I only saved myself because I was immortal since the bastard knew hydrokinesis and he was choking me
Eve: Then go and break the mother
Emolga: If you use stones
Renamon: Just use your hands
Psyduck: Violalo put thunder in his anus
Braixen: Hey, remember, he's already schizophrenic, don't urge him to do worse.
PikÁchu: (scared) Who told you that ...?
Braixen: Remember I'm a psychologist
Renamon: Well are you going or not?
PikÁchu: (with DETERMINATION) Yes, I'm going to go, let me change and I'm going
Braixen: (seriously in her eyes) Where are you going to see each other?
PikÁchu: Psyduck you tell him please
Psyduck: Yo que poto
PikÁchu: Check my laptop
Psyduck: nal, well siho dizzy if vomit is your clay lick (going to check my laptop) in the Altar a la patria

A link so they know how it looks
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQzeeZXWwKsubdvV_ab2WhTG82gJRHCSafrynHXkwG4toVWbnUI&usqp=CAU

Braixen and I already went to the Chapultepec forest and headed for the Altar to the homeland. I was scared but I went with Braixen and although she proclaimed herself my girlfriend I felt good with her close

PikÁchu: Braixen I know you're supposed to be my girlfriend and everything but why did you come?
Braixen: I have to know why it bothered you, maybe she had problems at home or her parents were going to get divorced or they already did
PikÁchu: Ok thanks
Braixen: We are here now, we wait for you

I started singing The loveless child and suddenly someone touched my shoulder and it could not be Braixen since she had her in front of me so I turned around and was a stupid animal

Buizel: What a fart PikÁchu
PikÁchu: Hello Buizel
Braixen: I'm Braixen, I'm glad
Buizel (in a drunken voice but he's not) And who is this? Is she your old
PikÁchu: (a little annoyed) She is my girlfriend
Buizel: (still speaking as a drunk) Oh well, what a fucking great your old lady is (then she goes to Braixen) hey why?
Braixen: (taken from the wave) Why what?
Buizel: There are better men than this trash. I'm not available so I'm sorry
PikÁchu: (well shit) Hey shit ball she's my girlfriend
Buizel: (with an arrogant smile) Well, I brought friends too

Braixen and I saw those who came were a purrloin and a zoroark and yes they were the ones I mentioned a while ago

Braixen: They're not the ones ...
PikÁchu (I interrupt her) AY NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Braixen: Oh I see you already identified them
Zoroark: Dwarf you have not grown anything
Purrloin: Hi, you fucking stupid little asshole
Braixen: (annoyed) The 3 tell me why they annoyed you
Buizel: He thinks he will be from high society and I tell him that he cannot because he is from Iztapalapa
PikÁchu: WHERE ARE YOU GOING FROM THE HELL ?!
Buizel: From la estrella
Purrloin: He lives in reform
Zoroark: I like to see him suffer
PikÁchu: (all pissed off I took out my Ak 47 and pointed at them) SONS OF THEIR SIXTH SERVANT MOTHER
Braixen: (trying to calm myself down) PikÁchu! Don't do something you go to regret
PikÁchu: (still screwed up) ok
Braixen: They just teased him why?
Buizel Zoroark and Purrloin: Yes
Zoroark: And because he is Lugia's nephew
PikÁchu: What does that have to do with it?
Zoroark: My father is Dark Lugia
Braixen: PikÁchu
PikÁchu: What?
Braixen: (with a smile on her face) Let's go
PikÁchu: Ok

Without the 3 of them realizing it Braixen threw flare combined with explosive fire (I think I just made it up)

Braixen: (smiling) Next time I won't stop it

The end