Today is the birthday of my good friend  ian-exe, and such I made him this little silly story about three recent popular Furry guys meeting up for some unknown invitation. (And who it is inviting them all I'm pretty sure you can guess )

If you enjoy weird crossovers and Raccoons with magical abilities, then this will be for you.

Each individual belongs to their own owner.

Happy Birthday Ian!

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Somewhere at a very ordinary looking conference room ladled as room "A113", a Fox guy was seen walking inside.

He was a chill looking guy, wearing a hawian shirt along with some grey pants and a striped necktie.

The Fox guy was also seen sucking on what looked like an popsicle shaped like a paw (It was a pretty hot summer day after all), and he took some time to look around at the seemingly empty place.

"Well, it's all clean, windows with a clear view, and even has a water cooler in one corner." The Fox said as he took another suck on his icy threat. "At least this place doesn't give off any kidnap vibes, so I should be safe."

He didn't have more time to think before he heard the door open again, and when looking behind himself he saw a rather tall looking Wolf guy (Even taller then normal ones) peeking inside.

"Oh, I'm so sorry. I probably have gone wrong." The big guy said rather carefully, as he was about to excuse himself when the Fox asked "Are you looking for room A113?"

"I think so, yeah." The Wolf guy said as the Fox responded, "Then you're at the right place. Welcome inside."

Stepping inside it was defiantly something pretty odd about this guy, as he was looking very scary and intimidating with his long body and unclipped claws, and yet he was acting almost as if he was at the size of a Fennec instead.

"Something scaring you, big guy?" The Fox asked as the Wolf looked around a bit before saying, "No, not really." even if his body language didn't seem to say the same thing as his words.

"Try and take a deep breath, dude. You're an adult like me after all." The Fox tried to ensure the tall Wolf guy, who chose to correct him by saying "I'm only 17 years old."

This took the Fox quite by surprise as he had to ask "You're sure?", to which the Wolf guy looked like he knew it for sure, but still felt it was safe to think about it for a moment and then say "Yes, I'm still going to high school."

"Dang! If you are this tall now, then how long will you be when you are a full adult?" The Fox asked, as the Wolf guy responded "Honestly, I don't really know. At times I almost wonder if I will ever stop growing?"

Remembering that he still hadn't introduced himself properly the Fox reach up his arm towards the towering Wolf and said, "My name is Nick. Nick Wilde.", as the tall Wolf returned his handshake and said "My name is Legoshi. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Wilde."

"No, no. Mr. Wilde was my father's name." Nick said back, to which Legoshi flustered a bit and said "Oh! I'm so sorry for the misunderstanding!"

"Kid, it was a joke!" Nick said as he tried to calm the big guy down, before then telling him "Seriously. There is nothing here for you to get scared over."

Right then the door got slammed open, making Legoshi jump up a bit over the sudden sound.

Walking into the room was something that caught both of them by surprise.

A Human!

Both Nick and Legoshi was pretty surprised to see this furless creature stepping inside, as Nick asked "Are you lost or something?"

Looking at his company the human guy said "Guess I do look a bit out of place.", before then transforming himself into a Wolf version of himself in a flash!

"Is this better?" The Wolf man asked, as the two others still was a bit taken by his transforming abilities as they both asked him on who he was?

"The name's Shirou Ogami, and I'm a Beastkin." The Wolf man said, before adding "I can see both of you preferred to be in your animal forms from the start."

"A Beast-Kin?" Nick asked confused, as Legoshi added "Is that a bit like a "Beastars", on my school?"

"It seems like we are all from very different places." Shirou pointed out, as he still was pretty perplexed by the fact that his two fellow furry friends was not able to change shape like himself.

Looking over at Legoshi the other Wolf was just as surprised to see him being about a head taller then he was, as he asked for how old he was.

"17." Legoshi answered, making Shirou wonder how someone so much younger then him could be so tall?

"How old are you anyway?" Nick then asked, as Shirou told him "About 1,000 years, give or take."

"Okay, okay, grandpa." Nick said. "If you're to ashamed to say it then I wont force you. Just being clear that you are the oldest one here."

"Did you just ask me to come here in order to make fun of my age, or did you have any other reason behind it?" Shirou asked as Nick looked confused for a moment before then replying, "Oh, I didn't invite you guys over. Thought first this was the doing from one of you two."

"I didn't invite anyone either." Legoshi said, making a clearly annoyed looking Shirou to ask out "Then who the hell sent me this invite?!"

That's when Nick's detective skills got to play as he said "It could be...him.", making Shirou naturally ask "Him? Who is 'him'?"

"I have been enouncing him two times before, and he is never after to hurt anyone, but to just have some fun." Nick said, as while Shirou still looked like a question mark, Legoshi seemed to know who the Fox cop was hinting at.

"I've seen him one time before." Legoshi said as he then took a bit of a pause as he told them, "It was...very odd, to say the least."

"I still don't have an answer for WHO you two are referring to!" Shirou said very demanding, as suddenly an eerie voice could be heard saying "They're talking about me!"

Before they knew it all three of them started to feel a tingling sensation inside the bellies, before then watching how their midsections all began to expand outwards!

While Shirou and Legoshi started to feel their cloths tear and both belts and suspenders snap, Nick (Who was the one most used to this by now) quickly took and unbuttoned his shirt as he started to swell.

"Want to be able to save my favourite shirt after all." The Fox said as he just accepted his inflation happening, as Legoshi (Despite this being his second time) was still a bit scared over it, while Shirou was downright pissed at what was happening.

"GROWL!!! What kind of trickery is this?! Show yourself, you evildoer!" The Wolf man asked as he once again heard that same voice say "If you say so, bloaty Wolf." before then feeling a slight nudge into his swelling middle.

Looking over his shoulder Shirou saw a pudgy looking Raccoon with neon green glowing fur standing by his side, and the angry Wolf tried to attack the smaller creature but only found himself to bloated to move properly and tumbling over onto his gut.

"W-Who are you?" Shirou asked as the Raccoon smiled and said, "My name is Ian, and today...is my birthday."

"I did figure that date was familiar." Nick said as he was just enjoying his own inflated self, as Legoshi (Being the largest one of the three) started to worry that he might become to big for the room.

"What's the meaning of this?!" Shirou asked as Ian just drew one of his claws against his Wolf fluff and responded, "My friends will soon show up to have a big birthday party for me, and I figured the least they could have was some big balloons."

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Shirou yelled as Ian put a claw up to his mouth to silent the big guy and told him, "I'm not, but try to not blow yourself up to much, or you might...pop."

Just like Nick and Legoshi had learned from the past, Shirou was about to learn today.

If the Raccoon wants you for his big party, you got little to no choice in the matter.