Art by
nennsen
Pls favorite the original here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37622101/
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Ripper Roo isn't exactly a "household staple", so of course it'd be tough to find a plushie, but that wouldn't stop Dan!
Even if he had to buy a bootleg plushie from some weird website that his browser warned him was "unsafe".
Even if the box it arrived in was wrapped in layers of packing tape, with no return address.
It arrived just in time for his birthday, and in perfect condition! To this lucky husky, it was all worth it!
Even if it looked like the roo's eyes were following him around the room.
Even if it seemed like the plush was getting bigger each day.
B-but that's a GOOD thing! There's more to hug, more to cuddle at night, or even during the day; why let go at all?
Even if it becomes harder to tell who the plush is; is it Ripper Roo, or... Ripper Roo?
Even if he starts to laugh uncontrollably whenever he feels that soft, cozy stuffing wrap around his arms, binding them tight together.
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"Hhehehe... What a great purchase, what a STEAL! H-hehehEHEHHAHAHAH!"
And as one final act, before his arm is sealed away in that straitjacket forever, Ripper Roo thought it'd be HILAARIOUS to order more plushies for all his friends!
"They'll go LOONEY for one of these! GHAHAHAHAHAH!"
nennsen Pls favorite the original here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37622101/
_____________________
Ripper Roo isn't exactly a "household staple", so of course it'd be tough to find a plushie, but that wouldn't stop Dan!
Even if he had to buy a bootleg plushie from some weird website that his browser warned him was "unsafe".
Even if the box it arrived in was wrapped in layers of packing tape, with no return address.
It arrived just in time for his birthday, and in perfect condition! To this lucky husky, it was all worth it!
Even if it looked like the roo's eyes were following him around the room.
Even if it seemed like the plush was getting bigger each day.
B-but that's a GOOD thing! There's more to hug, more to cuddle at night, or even during the day; why let go at all?
Even if it becomes harder to tell who the plush is; is it Ripper Roo, or... Ripper Roo?
Even if he starts to laugh uncontrollably whenever he feels that soft, cozy stuffing wrap around his arms, binding them tight together.
---
"Hhehehe... What a great purchase, what a STEAL! H-hehehEHEHHAHAHAH!"
And as one final act, before his arm is sealed away in that straitjacket forever, Ripper Roo thought it'd be HILAARIOUS to order more plushies for all his friends!
"They'll go LOONEY for one of these! GHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Category Artwork (Digital) / TF / TG
Species Kangaroo
Size 1280 x 1280px
File Size 307.2 kB
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