THE SUMBICH FINALLY DID IT, HE DREW TA-Wait, is that your ego... What the?! THIS IS MORE HORRIFYING THAN WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAME!

There is actually a bit of a thing going on here if you're willing to bear with me...

Despite being a culture alien in general, it was well aware of the hype Dimitrescu and the new Resident Evil game. However, while others were all about the tall vampire dom thing, I was just impressed with the outfit. Despite what you see me draw, I am a big sucker for the fashion between the world wars, and I just knew I wanted to do something that screamed "mob boss". The original drawing I was gonna do was going to be giving her a really big ass gattling gun resembling a tommy gun, but I knew that between my poor knowledge of the franchise and my sloppy weapon drawing skills, it would probably never gone done before the hype train died down. So that's why we got stuck with myself in cross-dressing cosplay.

The only other character who could possibly pull of this cosplay and actually do it well would be of all people, Sujin's mother An. She and Arthur are both quite tall, but where as Artie is probably closer to the monster side of things, An would have been closer to everything else; sassy, slender, and despite a grumpy deposition, quite loving to her family. You might see it sometime in the future...

Of course, just because you see a big jolly cross-dressing vampire doesn't mean he's always this goofy... Sure, he doesn't become a giant mold dragon when extremely angry, but demonic-wolf-gargoyle isn't something to sneeze at either...

Now where were we? Oh yes! Fancy some wine?!