POV: Your entire career (maybe even life) is about to be ended by a Thicc-ass space robot mans.
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Okay but the entire reason I made this is I FINALLY stopped procrastinating and watched the fan made season four for TFA (Made by “Kenyan Carlile’s Transformer Channel” - go watch it.) this is a line Blitzwing actually says. I just… the mental image of this powerful decepticon hardened by war resorting to petty Internet drama to deal with opponents s e n d s me. The best part? It’s fully in-character. What’s even better? In the tfa game he mentions “The Decepticon Victory Dance” so he could theoretically be popular on Tik-Tok and have the clout to actually cancel someone. It all fucking ties together neatly and that’s why Blitzwing is my second favorite transformer.
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Either that or I’m wayyyy too tired to be theorizing this shit. Been a stressful day. Brain is now emotional mush figured posting it now was better than waiting.