Say, girl, you should have known the terms on that auto loan were too good to be true! Who knew that if you defaulted, not only would they repo the car, but they'd kidnap and chloroform you and sell you off to Huma-Chix®, and, after a couple weeks of "adjustments," you would begin your new career in the egg production industry?

Yep, the boys did used to call you Chicken Legs, didn't they? If they could only see you now! Only thing is, no one is going to see you now. At least none of your friends and relatives, who have been given a cover story about an auto wreck, and a body too badly burned to identify. The Huma-Chix® facility is run under very tight security. Only the company brass and a few dozen farmhands with a "thing" for human-sized hens are allowed in. None of them are going to tell, and ruin a good thing.

Hey, look on the bright side! All your food and housing needs are taken care of, your responsibilities are simple (and pleasurable!) and the hen parties are out of this world! And, since it is a free-range facility, you are free to chow down on all the bugs, grubs and worms you can find. In fact, you and your "co-workers" were instrumental in nipping a major cockroach infestation right in the bud! YUM!

And if you play your cards right, you might just win the affections of a lonely farmhand, who will smuggle in treats like cannibis gummies and the like in exchange for certain "favors," which the company secretly encourages as it increases egg production. See, it's a good deal for everyone all around!