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Adventuring solo can be a dangerous gig, especially when you're a wimpy alchemist, right?
WRONG. Simply take 2 levels of fighter and equip yourself with the biggest mortar and pestle magic can acquire you FUCKING COWARD.
Fighting skeletons? toss those bitches into the mortar and fucking GRIND THEM INTO BONEMEAL. You think you can backstab ME?? I'll turn you into fucking reagents before you can even comment on how cute I look in this bow! YOU WANT TO GO? HUH? CUZ YOU'RE LOOKING AN AWFUL LOT LIKE A FRESH BATCH OF HEALING POTIONS, PUNK. ALL THAT BLOOD IS STILL INSIDE YOU, BUT I CAN FIX THAT SHARPISH. YOU BETTER WATCH WHO YOU'RE CALLING A NERD, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT EACH AND EVERY BODY PART YOU HAVE IS USEFUL FOR AND WHAT POISONS CAN SHUT IT OFF!!!
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*cough cough*
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And, when the day is done, and the stars are risen, do make sure you've brought a nice pillow to toss into the hollow of your pestle, it makes a wonderful bed to rest in under the stars. do try to clean out the blood first though.
Follow me on twitter, BetweenSofts for vaugely regular sketches and pieces I work on, and on Twitch, phosdigital for art streams!
Support me on Patreon, at https://www.patreon.com/PhosPhobus
WRONG. Simply take 2 levels of fighter and equip yourself with the biggest mortar and pestle magic can acquire you FUCKING COWARD.
Fighting skeletons? toss those bitches into the mortar and fucking GRIND THEM INTO BONEMEAL. You think you can backstab ME?? I'll turn you into fucking reagents before you can even comment on how cute I look in this bow! YOU WANT TO GO? HUH? CUZ YOU'RE LOOKING AN AWFUL LOT LIKE A FRESH BATCH OF HEALING POTIONS, PUNK. ALL THAT BLOOD IS STILL INSIDE YOU, BUT I CAN FIX THAT SHARPISH. YOU BETTER WATCH WHO YOU'RE CALLING A NERD, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT EACH AND EVERY BODY PART YOU HAVE IS USEFUL FOR AND WHAT POISONS CAN SHUT IT OFF!!!
...
*cough cough*
...
And, when the day is done, and the stars are risen, do make sure you've brought a nice pillow to toss into the hollow of your pestle, it makes a wonderful bed to rest in under the stars. do try to clean out the blood first though.
Follow me on twitter, BetweenSofts for vaugely regular sketches and pieces I work on, and on Twitch, phosdigital for art streams!
Support me on Patreon, at https://www.patreon.com/PhosPhobus
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