Meowth:Okay that's one unmasking done and two to go. And up next is the Rampados. And how do you feel...*cautious* in 10 words or less.
Rampados:Honestly? I'm upset, but fair.
Meowth:Well to be fair, you did provide us with a really good song tonight and I'm sure that a lot of people are going to be suprised when they discover who you really are.
Rampados:Thank you. That makes me Jubviuos.
Meowth:Okay then. Now then, before we get to the unmasking which I imagine must be really hard with those tiny arms, we've got to get the final geusses from the judges. Let's start with Linda since she's still in the lead with 5 points then go in reverse order.
Linda:All right! Okay I know this might be crazy but I think this might be Blabbermouth from the Animal Crossing games. You know because he blabbers on and on.
Eddie:Actually his name is Blathers, but I'm not entirley sure. I think the rambling is just a part of his character and he's actually from an educational cartoon. Maybe it's a of Arnold form the Magic School Bus? They went to a musseum in the books once,
Kokoro:No, I think Linda may be right on this one. Arnold's voice isn't that low. Blathers though does have a it of a lower voice, at least accoridng to the games.
Dudley:I'll go with Blathers as my geuss too. Although I do believe this is the Easter bunny more, I don't think he ever was in a museum. Well unless it was the Guardians Easter Bunny. No I don't think that's right either. Is the home of them a musseum? *shakes head* NOPE! Sticking with Blathers.
Fluttershy:That's who I think it is too. But the costume i-is kind of tall for him. Maybe I'm wrong though s-since we don't know how tall any animal c-crossing characters really are? They could be g-giants for all we know.
Meowth:Well there's only one way to find out for certain! Rampados, be a dino dear and-
Audience:TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
*Meowth was right. Small hands did make it a struggle to get the costume off. So the Mon in Black help unviel the true face, and body of Rampados*
Meowth:What hot Hoot! Everyone but Kokoro was right. It's Blathers from the Animal Crossing series.
Dudley:*gasps* That means me and Kokoro are tied!
Kokoro:*jokey mask* But the distance between the others stays the same. Linda is at 6 while Eddie lies at 5 and you and I are at 3.
Dudley:Can't you just be happy for me?
Meowth:Anyways, for those of you, which I imagine is very few due to the pandemic, who don't know who this owl is, let me explain. Blathers is a director of a series of museums all throughout the world of animal crossing. He first appeared in the + version of "Animal Forest" which only released in japan and has appeared in every game since then. In order to get more stuff for his musseum the player, that's you, has to donate stuff to the museum. These things include bugs, fish, sea creatures, paintings-
Blathers:But only real ones!
Meowth:And his personal favorite, fossils. Once you, the player, bring them to the museum you can donate all of them at once or donate them individually so you can possibly hear a fact about the animal or fossil you've donate it.
Blathers:*shaking* Please refrain from bugs as much as possible though. They give me the creeps.
Meowth:Although his past isn't concrete he does have a bit more information than other villagers. For example he has earned multiple degrees but didn't get his doctorate until later. He also had a professor who recommended a doctorate in archeology before hand, and recommended he take a post in the Faraway Museum. We also know of his sister, Celeste, and the two of them being raised together in the city.
Blathers:Hoo-hoot! You seem to have information down, but I suppose that's what you get when we were both Nintendo made.
Linda:Nintendo made...very funny. *twitching* Nintnedo didn't make you, your parents did in a process that might be too inapproriate to talk about.
Eddie:Okay I'm starting to get a bit concerned for her.
Fluttershy:M-maybe we could ask Blathers a question about himself? L-like why he decided to compete in this show for example.
Blathers:A splendid question to ask indeed, and one I shall gladly answer for you my dear. You see it all started around a month or two ago. Well I suppose that depends on if we go on real time or by toon time. Toon time, as we know, is much more complex than regular time....
...
15 minutes later
...
Blathers:...I'm not a huge coffee guy, as you may or may not know, as I don't usually get coffe when I visit the roost. But today I was feeling lucky, and the person who ran the island hadn't been seen for a long time so I figured, what the hoot, I've got nothing better to do. After that I got back to my post...
...
30 minuets later.
...
Blathers:And she said to me:"Hey big brother, have you ever heard of Pokemon?" and I said "Yes I have heard of it. Why do you ask my sister?" she said "Well there's a competition involving you singing that you need to dress up as a pokemon for." and I said "That sounds interesting indeed but I need to stand post at the musseum or else I'll get in trouble." "Well maybe you could go with me at least and watch a season?"....
...
1 hour later.
...
"Eeek! A caterpillar." I said as the chamellon stared at me. He ranted on about how he and the caterpillar were one somehow...
...
4 hours later
And tha's how I decded on being the Rampados! Now then anymore questions.
Fluttershy:*tired* N-no we're good here.
Blathers:*apologetic* Oh! I did I ramble on again? My bad. I tend to ramble a little bit.
Eddie:*looking around* Is it over? Is it finally over?
Linda:Aww look at Meowth all asleep like that.
Meowth:*curled up in a ball* Zzz...Zzz...
Dudley:*snoring* I'll get you easter bunny...I won't miss you.
Eddie:Should we wake them?
Kokoro:*smiling mask* Nah, let them sleep. I'll handle hosts duties until they get back up again. When we get back we will be unmasking the Corvingknight and then it will be the end of the episode. And after that, we'll be entering the high quality nine.
Fluttershy:B-but for now why don't we let the artist formerly known as the Rampardos, also known as, Blathers sing a song for us one more time?
Blathers:Thank you, *ahem*
Song:https://youtu.be/x4K7FBC3nmk
# one day I'll get you...
Rampados:Honestly? I'm upset, but fair.
Meowth:Well to be fair, you did provide us with a really good song tonight and I'm sure that a lot of people are going to be suprised when they discover who you really are.
Rampados:Thank you. That makes me Jubviuos.
Meowth:Okay then. Now then, before we get to the unmasking which I imagine must be really hard with those tiny arms, we've got to get the final geusses from the judges. Let's start with Linda since she's still in the lead with 5 points then go in reverse order.
Linda:All right! Okay I know this might be crazy but I think this might be Blabbermouth from the Animal Crossing games. You know because he blabbers on and on.
Eddie:Actually his name is Blathers, but I'm not entirley sure. I think the rambling is just a part of his character and he's actually from an educational cartoon. Maybe it's a of Arnold form the Magic School Bus? They went to a musseum in the books once,
Kokoro:No, I think Linda may be right on this one. Arnold's voice isn't that low. Blathers though does have a it of a lower voice, at least accoridng to the games.
Dudley:I'll go with Blathers as my geuss too. Although I do believe this is the Easter bunny more, I don't think he ever was in a museum. Well unless it was the Guardians Easter Bunny. No I don't think that's right either. Is the home of them a musseum? *shakes head* NOPE! Sticking with Blathers.
Fluttershy:That's who I think it is too. But the costume i-is kind of tall for him. Maybe I'm wrong though s-since we don't know how tall any animal c-crossing characters really are? They could be g-giants for all we know.
Meowth:Well there's only one way to find out for certain! Rampados, be a dino dear and-
Audience:TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
*Meowth was right. Small hands did make it a struggle to get the costume off. So the Mon in Black help unviel the true face, and body of Rampados*
Meowth:What hot Hoot! Everyone but Kokoro was right. It's Blathers from the Animal Crossing series.
Dudley:*gasps* That means me and Kokoro are tied!
Kokoro:*jokey mask* But the distance between the others stays the same. Linda is at 6 while Eddie lies at 5 and you and I are at 3.
Dudley:Can't you just be happy for me?
Meowth:Anyways, for those of you, which I imagine is very few due to the pandemic, who don't know who this owl is, let me explain. Blathers is a director of a series of museums all throughout the world of animal crossing. He first appeared in the + version of "Animal Forest" which only released in japan and has appeared in every game since then. In order to get more stuff for his musseum the player, that's you, has to donate stuff to the museum. These things include bugs, fish, sea creatures, paintings-
Blathers:But only real ones!
Meowth:And his personal favorite, fossils. Once you, the player, bring them to the museum you can donate all of them at once or donate them individually so you can possibly hear a fact about the animal or fossil you've donate it.
Blathers:*shaking* Please refrain from bugs as much as possible though. They give me the creeps.
Meowth:Although his past isn't concrete he does have a bit more information than other villagers. For example he has earned multiple degrees but didn't get his doctorate until later. He also had a professor who recommended a doctorate in archeology before hand, and recommended he take a post in the Faraway Museum. We also know of his sister, Celeste, and the two of them being raised together in the city.
Blathers:Hoo-hoot! You seem to have information down, but I suppose that's what you get when we were both Nintendo made.
Linda:Nintendo made...very funny. *twitching* Nintnedo didn't make you, your parents did in a process that might be too inapproriate to talk about.
Eddie:Okay I'm starting to get a bit concerned for her.
Fluttershy:M-maybe we could ask Blathers a question about himself? L-like why he decided to compete in this show for example.
Blathers:A splendid question to ask indeed, and one I shall gladly answer for you my dear. You see it all started around a month or two ago. Well I suppose that depends on if we go on real time or by toon time. Toon time, as we know, is much more complex than regular time....
...
15 minutes later
...
Blathers:...I'm not a huge coffee guy, as you may or may not know, as I don't usually get coffe when I visit the roost. But today I was feeling lucky, and the person who ran the island hadn't been seen for a long time so I figured, what the hoot, I've got nothing better to do. After that I got back to my post...
...
30 minuets later.
...
Blathers:And she said to me:"Hey big brother, have you ever heard of Pokemon?" and I said "Yes I have heard of it. Why do you ask my sister?" she said "Well there's a competition involving you singing that you need to dress up as a pokemon for." and I said "That sounds interesting indeed but I need to stand post at the musseum or else I'll get in trouble." "Well maybe you could go with me at least and watch a season?"....
...
1 hour later.
...
"Eeek! A caterpillar." I said as the chamellon stared at me. He ranted on about how he and the caterpillar were one somehow...
...
4 hours later
And tha's how I decded on being the Rampados! Now then anymore questions.
Fluttershy:*tired* N-no we're good here.
Blathers:*apologetic* Oh! I did I ramble on again? My bad. I tend to ramble a little bit.
Eddie:*looking around* Is it over? Is it finally over?
Linda:Aww look at Meowth all asleep like that.
Meowth:*curled up in a ball* Zzz...Zzz...
Dudley:*snoring* I'll get you easter bunny...I won't miss you.
Eddie:Should we wake them?
Kokoro:*smiling mask* Nah, let them sleep. I'll handle hosts duties until they get back up again. When we get back we will be unmasking the Corvingknight and then it will be the end of the episode. And after that, we'll be entering the high quality nine.
Fluttershy:B-but for now why don't we let the artist formerly known as the Rampardos, also known as, Blathers sing a song for us one more time?
Blathers:Thank you, *ahem*
Song:https://youtu.be/x4K7FBC3nmk
# one day I'll get you...
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