"Well, here I am. Me, Big Bird from Sesame Street, out on the desolate streets of New York, searching for food. I still get called to Ses...wait, that's RIGHT!! They replaced me - the Big Bird that sounds like Caroll Spinney - with the other Big Bird that sounds like Matt Vogel! (Sigh) Well, good for him. That show pays the bills. Now, with my handsomely clean, but blubbery, buttcheeks dangling outta' me like a toy dangling out of a kid's bag, I feel really tired most of the time, but it's worth it. After all, being a Christian fatty isn't easy, but at least God doesn't care how fat you are as long as you're serving Him. Okay, I need to find that sumo place everyone keeps talking about. They want me to be a student on some Planet FattyFunia or whatever it's called. I don't know. Oh, look! A mirror! Why, my belly looks like a beach ball, and my legs look like couches! Nice moobs, though. Ah, here we go! That place where I can eat and drink and sumo-cise - heh, heh - until my buttcheeks start to tower over my head. Thank you, Jesus, for letting one of my biggest disasters - getting replaced by a look-alike on Sesame Street - turn into one of my biggest blessings! Now, I can eat as much as I want and still video-chat with my Sesame Street friends as much as I want!! YIPPEE!! Ooh, I'd better let that phrase go until I'm deep in thought. Well, here goes nothin'...or is it somethin'? No, it's somethin'." (Opens and closes door as his sumo life begins.)

I LOVED seeing Dragontzin's "Po Regime" picture, which featured a fatty, but clean, version of Master Crane from "Kung Fu Panda" and "Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness". Now, I've decided to gift him this second "Dragontzin-Style" picture that spoofs his. See, this version features a "Before" and "After" segment with Big Bird from "Sesame Street". I hope he -and you - will enjoy this, and if you do, please comment below. (P.S. I used regular ol' sketchbook paper, and I did NOT trace anything. I'm just good at paying attention to an artist's particular style and applying it to the character of any show that I choose.)