Pov:
You are a customer who walks into the amazing Scaly Bro's Cafe. As you push open the black opal colored scaled doors, the smell of caffeinated drinks wafts in the air and floods your nostrils. You head over to the serving counter, and that is when you see it. A 10' 2" red shirtless muscular Dragosauratoran holding his teared up cloth that once looked like a shirt.

Eli: "Damn it, why do my spikes have to break any shirt I get?! This is the fifth one this week!" Eli then takes a few deep breaths.
Then in front of your eyes, you watch this red Dragosauratoran scales change colors to a light sky blue for a few seconds and then to green. He looks down at his torn up shirt and says,

Eli: "I sure hope that Sarah finish with my new clothes soon.."
Eli then notices you and turns to you with a kind charming smile.

Eli: "Why hello there handsome, welcome to Scaly Bro's Cafe, I'm sorry that you got to see that. What can I get for you kind sir?"

What is your response?


This was a gift that I got a while back ago from the talented  The_Dronkey . Please go give the good boy tons of love.
Eli Prism:  Batfake
Art🎨:  The_Dronkey
Short story:  Batfake