Commission done for  TruthBGone

(1)
It was a cold evening in the suburban neighborhood. After a long trip to the supermarket, a blue axolotl kicks open the front door of his house. Holding two huge paper bags full of groceries, Snax lumbers past the living room, straight into his kitchen. With a loud plop, he dumps the bags all over the oak island. Suddenly, his wide grin becomes a frown. “Oh no, I forgot to invite anyone over!” He whimpers, stomping his little feet. “Well, maybe it's not too late?” Ponders the axolotl, looking at his digital wall clock.

(2)
8:03PM, SUNDAY. “Dang it, I thought today was Saturday!” Whimpers Snax. Laying down among his groceries, he feels totally defeated. “Everyone has work tomorrow except me, that's so lame. I can't even invite anyone over...” Sighs the axolotl, using the colorful frozen food bags as a pillow. Although he'd love to just go to sleep, the poor guy simply has too much energy. He was so excited to cook and feed his friends, and not being able to do that makes him feel awful. Frustrated, Snax decides that he must occupy himself.

(3)
“Well, I can't let this stuff go to waste either. Someone needs to eat it...” Sighs the axolotl, cracking a gentle half-grin. At the very least, he is hungry, so that helps. Without much further thought, Snax gets busy cooking. Breaking out his collection of cast iron frying pans and granite pots, he excitedly ignites the stoves flames and preheats the ovens. Butterfly pasta, vegetable stir fry, caramelized onion steak, bacon cheese fries, onion rings, garlic bread, and brownies are all simultaneously cooking.

(4)
Dancing among his symphony of deliciousness, Snax expertly navigates his kitchen and cooks up a storm of flavors. Despite how wonderful it smells, he cracks open a window – allowing the smoke to waft out. Unfortunately, the range hoods are struggling to keep up with all the culinary action. Adorably, the axolotl makes an effort to decorate his dining room table as well. Lined with roses and pink glitter, Snax places his favorite forest green and gold Japanese plate with platinum cutlery...

(5)
After a long and delightful cooking process, the axolotl has finally finished organizing it. Although it's a gorgeous assortment of hot dishes, Snax can't help but feel nervous at the sight of his dining room table. “I may have cooked a little too much...” He whispers, coming to his senses. “Hmm... I am pretty hungry, so maybe I can eat all of this!” Grins the axolotl, confidently sitting down. He's very skinny, and not exactly used to eating so much. But tonight, the little guy's willing to try.

(6)
Pouring himself some cold ginger cola with a jug of water at its side, Snax decides to begin eating the caramelized onion steak. Chewing happily, it turned out pretty good. Pan-seared to perfection, its caramelized crust is complimented by its warm juicy center. Wagging his tail, the axolotl couldn't be happier. Eating it right up, the cute little guy's proud of the fact that he made such a good steak. Already, he's almost full – and slightly bloated as a result. Determined to continue, he grabs the onion rings.

(7)
Crispy and salted with a side of barbecue sauce, he pops one after another into his mouth. Surprised by a hint of spice in his barbecue sauce, Snax gulps down lots of water in response. “Gosh, I better be careful. I'm already feeling stuffed!” Laughs the axolotl, rubbing his enlarged stomach. He's not quite huge, but not very slender anymore either. Finishing off the onion rings, Snax refills his ginger cola. Pushing two plates off to the side, he's got a few more dishes left to go. It's actually quite intimidating.

(8)
Pulling over the vegetable stir fry, the axolotl frowns at the mere sight of it. Although it's vibrantly colorful and packed with delightful ingredients, he struggles to lift his fork once again. However, part of him feels that he must eat it – like he's created an opponent who needs to be defeated. Dropping the fork, he decides to use a more ravenous approach. Lifting the plate right over his face, Snax gapes his mouth and dumps it all in – stuffing his cheeks like a pair of food balloons. GULP...

(9)
“Ahhh... How do competitive eaters do this?!” Yells the axolotl, leaning back in his chair. Gurgling loudly, his tummy has shaped into a fine basketball. He's absolutely stuffed, but refuses to pack it up and save it for later. Shakily lifting up the garlic bread, its familiar warm buttery crust used to feel good, but now, it's just another thing that he must consume. Of course, he could pack up his leftovers at anytime, but his principles simply won't allow it. Chomping into it, Snax aggressively gobbles it up.

(10)
“Oh gosh, I can feel the carbs and butter flowing through me...” Whines the axolotl, dragging the last three meals towards himself. Far from proud of himself for what he's about to do, Snax mushes the brownies and bacon cheese fries together, then dumps them into the pot of butterfly pasta. Luckily, it doesn't smell terrible, but it's going to be a rough end to this dinner. “Don't even think about it, just make it all disappear...” Snax tells himself, getting up from his chair. Similar to the vegetable stir fry, he lifts the pot overhead.

(11)
Nervously closing his eyes, the axolotl pours its sweet cheesy contents into his wide-open mouth. Like a scene from a slapstick cartoon, the food packs his mouth so much that it inflates his head. “MPH!” Whimpers Snax, totally overwhelming himself. In a single monstrous gulp, he swallows the brownies, the bacon cheese fries, and the buttered pasta all at once – engorging himself significantly larger. Spreading his legs apart with both palms at his lower back for support, the axolotl looks as if he's severely pregnant with a clone of himself.

(12)
Overwhelmingly stuffed, he's now fit to burst like a food piñata. Trembling with pressure, even his belly button has poked out like a scaly marble. Groggy beyond belief, Snax can't stop groaning as he staggers around the room. “Ugh... I don't feel so good...” He moans, trying to navigate the house like an overstuffed Frankenstein. Sloshing and gurgling endlessly, the axolotl accidentally bumps into a wall – making himself belch dramatically hard. Stumbling into his bedroom, he manages to plop into bed and pass out. Snoring away the night, it's going to take Snax a long, long time to digest away all this food... THE END