Problem: Tray and I were traversing the Mushroom Kingdom when we came upon a large chasm, with no bridge or platforms in sight.

Hypothesis: Tray thought he could use a potion to turn me into Harshi the Yoshi, and then jump off of my back to the other side.

Experiment: RETALIATION

Data: My reaction was too slow to dodge his splash... The warmth and color from my body started to leave me as I quickly turned into a yoshi. And as my body filled out, I wasn't able to take my pants off in time, so there went another pair of expensive pants, ripped to tatters.
I water bent my potion upon Tray. I don't know why he was surprised. I always come prepared. His skin changed colors and his nose grew a large lump that became his koopa beak. He shrank in size until his clothes sank into him and were flung away by his panicked flailing.
Surprisingly, he grew a pair of wings with his transformation. And his shell color?...YES!

Result: It's messy but it should work out. I don't have a breath mint though.

BON APPETIT...

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