"Similar stature", meaning equally small penii...?

Who goes to check if this is the case, I wonder...

Oh, the crew's lookout, of course! Um... or 'lookdown' in this case, perhaps...?

Is there a protocol for situations like those? Or does the crew have to wait until those dragon bladders run over? The secrets will reveal themself eventually, as the mystery will resolve itself over time, I guess.

We're talking Swedish military here - of course there will be a protocol! "The specimen with the largest penis will have priority access to the most sunny spots at the camp".

Oh, I mean is there a protocol of settling the dispute by having selected personal to perform inspections on a dragons nether regions in this case? How would one apply for this job? Asking for a friend, of course...

But you raise yet another interesting question... What if both dragons are the same size down there? How will that get handled? Would the overall size of the dragon come into play then? Like comparing their junk proportionally to the rest of their body size? In that case I can only hope for Argent not to be on the short end of the stick... Even if he had the same size as the other dragon here, the other dragon appears (in this image) to be smaller overall and might (by comparison) be better endowed than him in that case. Hopefully our boy can get a win here, for once...