Good Morning to all of you dee-lightful examples of how "abstinence-only education" will always fail us as a society! Happiest of holas to you and everyone you share knowledge of your intimate regions with.

While I'm Still trying to get back into the groove of posting again, getting my weed-whacker back on, so to speak. But I do haves me a bit of a funny story to share with you, dearest watcher who still bothers to read the label before you open your yapper-

SO *claps her hands* some of you may not have heard but there's a new Superman movie out there in the world now. *raises a digit* Just popped out there into the world all pink and pretty and wouldn't you k now it, the conservatives and fox-news-watching republicans are super-duper angry about it. *titters and pantomimes* Just waving their fists about in outrage and threatening to boycott the theaters that they never go to anyways.

Now, being the mentally healthy bunch I know y'all are, some of you may be wondering out loud to yourselves "But why in the world would they be all butthurt about a Superman movie of all things? Isn't he an icon of everything they claim to be in support of?"

Well, apparently, the writer and director of the film not only had the chutzpah, the absolute nerve, the unmitigated GALL to make Superman heroic, self-sacrificing, noble and kind- a genuinely GOOD "good guy" but that hideous fiend also suggested that... *gasps and whispers behind her hand* ...Superman's story... is an immigrant story! *double-gasps*

Can you just imagine! *clutches her invisible pearls* Superman? How DARE James Gunn suggest that the actual alien from space who came to our planet seeking refuge from a world which couldn't support his people, who was adopted by a local family and in turn, adopted the culture and ideals of their world as his own... how DARE he call Superman... an immigrant? The fictional character created by the son of Lithuanian Jewish immigrants and an actual Canadian Jewish immigrant as a nazi-punching answer to the WW2 german ubermensch... an immigrant?

*cackles* I know republicans, conservatives and trumpers are generally a gullible bunch but this is SO far above and beyond the call of stupidity that I just... I just can't form language to describe this manufactured outrage nonsense. Sure, I know much of the ballyhoo is simply centrist grifters pissing and moaning about a movie they haven't even seen(and never will) to play the flag-waving rubes and squeeze some free money out of their racist, gay-bashing, pseudo-patriot asses but this is truly a thing of near awe-inspiring levels of "You've gotta be fucking kidding me" knuckle-dragging dumb-assery.

AND To make a stupid story shorter, the thing so absolutelyhilarious about this is, I drew this comic and had it sitting in a folder since the release of "Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice". And the same entitled douche-bro fanboys who desperately clung to that film seem to have grasped just how obvious and predictable their racism is with this version of Superman as they did 8 horse-fucking years ago with that one. But getting into just how much of an embarrassment that movie is and the non-troversy surrounding it is a whole other basket of laughs I am not getting into today.


*shrugs* Me, I've got all the love in the world for Bats. When in the hands of writers who appreciate and respect the character he's a great hero in his own right *chest thumps* Kevin Conroy, rest well, King. Still, that being said, I'm with mi amigo, Supes on this one. As it says on the poem beneath the feet of that gorgeous greenish gal, the New Colossus, Herself, The Mother of Exiles, Lady Liberty- "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door." Thank you, Emma Lazarus. And if you don't like it, you can always feel free to eat a big bucket of go fuck yourself and watch someone else. *snickers*

Big love to you and yours, fair watchers. Enjoy your lives- or don't. They're your lives. *smiles* Take care of yourselves and take care of someone else.