yes I know it's 'malamute' but I genuinely misspelt it and then realised how fitting the typo was x3333
New character time :3:3:3 I came up with this lovely creature after seeing this from Ellie and wanting a malamute of my own <3<3<3<3
Wuffers is very lazy and, of course, enormously fat and snuggly <3<3<3
He is 6'4 (193.04cm) and weighs 8387 lbs. (So like four US tons LMAO)

He doesn't like speaking, so he tends to make adorable noises and use body language to communicate a lot more than most people.
Not pictured here, he usually carries around a lil gadget so he can type out what he wants to say and a text-to-speech voice will just say it. (If you're curious, he tends to use the DECtalk Perfect Paul voice like Stephen Hawking did. He just thinks it sounds cool.)
To be clear, he can talk, and has an adorably high-pitched voice when he does, but he doesn't like talking and will always type where possible. (He struggles to articulate himself, and it can take a while for him to collect his thoughts. With speech he'd forget those thoughts, but with text he can just type it down and wait to send. He's also a really fast typist despite being so big UwU)

He struggles to walk (It's almost like that'll happen when you weigh four tons) so he usually uses a wheelchair or mobility scooter to get around. (His mobility scooter would basically be a massive leather armchair on wheels. Incredibly on-brand for his lazy ass)

He loves being called fat/lazy (he's very proud of being a massive, MASSIVE fatty) but if you insult him in other ways (or just hurt him, etc.) he gets sad/angry very quickly. (When he's very upset he likes to sleep it off. Again, very lazy creature we've got here)
He isn't good at much except cheering people up. He's a professional snuggler/emotional support animal and recently became a licensed therapist too! :3

Thanks for  spinnlesdaf0xman for drawing this enormous fatass (this character is mine), I just NEEDED to see him!