ALT TEXT: A drawing of a slender humanoid combat robot. It is standing tall with the slightest of nonchalant slouches in its posture. Its head almost looks like a standard sci-fi helmet type, weren't it for the toothy maw at where the eyes should be, with a very big blue tongue sticking out from between the rows of teeth. Its head also has television-style antennae sticking out from the jaw joints.

It wears an unzipped yellow jacket with poofy sleeves, a short bolero-cut torso, bright pink cuff bands, and several stylish patches on the left sleeve. It also wears a short pair of high-waisted jean shorts with a comically large belt on the waist. Its legs are almost fully bare from the cuffs of the shorts, with a metallic knee pad on the right knee, and a spiked anklet on the left ankle.

Finally, it brandishes a very sci-fi, very not-real sort of firearm that is specifically made to anger gun nerds everywhere. It has the general body of an automatic pistol, a flintlock hammer at the back, a large revolver drum at the top, a tall iron sight at the muzzle to compensate for the large drum at the top, and a downwards-facing bayonet attached beneath the muzzle.