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  • #1
    Tom Stoppard
    “Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.”
    Tom Stoppard, Artist Descending a Staircase

  • #2
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #3
    Katharine Eliska Kimbriel
    “When will we learn we are Human first, and that all other names are merely changes of clothing?”
    Katharine Eliska Kimbriel

  • #4
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”
    Robert A. Heinlein
    tags: rah

  • #5
    Isaac Asimov
    “I prefer rationalism to atheism. The question of God and other objects-of-faith are outside reason and play no part in rationalism, thus you don't have to waste your time in either attacking or defending.”
    Isaac Asimov

  • #6
    Roger Zelazny
    “The day of battle dawned pink as the fresh-bitten thigh of a maiden.”
    Roger Zelazny, Lord of Light

  • #7
    George Carlin
    “I'm completely in favor of the
    separation of Church and State.
    ... These two institutions screw us up enough
    on their own, so both of them together is
    certain death.”
    George Carlin

  • #8
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

  • #9
    John Lithgow
    “Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.”
    John Lithgow
    tags: humor

  • #10
    Benjamin Franklin
    “The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.”
    Benjamin Franklin

  • #11
    Harlan Ellison
    “You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.”
    Harlan Ellison

  • #12
    Ronald Reagan
    “As government expands, liberty contracts.”
    Ronald Reagan

  • #13
    Woody Allen
    “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
    Woody Allen

  • #14
    Isaac Asimov
    “Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.”
    Isaac Asimov

  • #15
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.”
    Robert A. Heinlein

  • #16
    L.E. Modesitt Jr.
    “Love of another is merely empty flattery and self-deception for one who cannot accept himself without pretense.”
    L.E. Modesitt Jr

  • #17
    L. Frank Baum
    “You have plenty of courage, I am sure," answered Oz. "All you need is confidence in yourself. There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid, and that kind of courage you have in plenty.”
    L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

  • #18
    Isaac Asimov
    “The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
    Isaac Asimov

  • #19
    Ayn Rand
    “A government is the most dangerous threat to man's rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.”
    Ayn Rand

  • #20
    Arthur C. Clarke
    “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
    Arthur C. Clarke, Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible

  • #21
    Ayn Rand
    “A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.”
    Ayn Rand

  • #22
    Ambrose Bierce
    Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.”
    Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

  • #23
    Ambrose Bierce
    “Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.”
    Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

  • #24
    Ambrose Bierce
    “Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.”
    Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

  • #25
    George Carlin
    “If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
    George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

  • #26
    George Carlin
    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
    George Carlin

  • #27
    George Carlin
    “I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate.”
    George Carlin

  • #28
    “my mother never saw the irony of calling me a "son of a bitch”
    Jack Nicholson
    tags: life

  • #29
    Ronald Reagan
    “Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.”
    Ronald Reagan

  • #30
    Ronald Reagan
    “It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.”
    Ronald Reagan



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