Shit Quotes

“He is so rich, he has no room to shit.”
― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

“They say it came from Africa, carried in the screams of the enslaved; that it was the death bane of the Tainos, uttered just as one world perished and another began; that it was a demon drawn into Creation through the nightmare door that was cracked open in the Antilles. Fukú americanus, or more colloquially, fukú - generally a curse or doom of some kind; specifically the Curse and the Doom of the New World.

No matter what its name or provenance, it is believed that the arrival of Europeans on Hispaniola unleashed fukú on the world, and we've all been in the shit ever since.”
― Junot Diaz, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.”
― Darnell Lamont Walker, Creep

“Don't you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen.”
― Juxian Tang, Zero Tolerance

“If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out.

And the journey starts NOW.”
― Jasper Fforde, First Among Sequels

“When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.”
― Cristian L. Martinez

“Most people don’t have shit… But paper and pencils are cheap, that’s why I draw.”
― Ida Løkås, Det fine som flyter forbi