Teasing Quotes

“It's part of the marriage vows. Didn't you read the fine print? To have and to harass.”
― Rachel Caine, Fall of Night

“They don't know you're secretly a badass?”
― Rachel Caine, Fall of Night

“Briec removed his
clothes and slipped into bed with her, wrapping his arms around
her waist and snuggling her from behind.
“Izzy?”
“That’s just ridiculous,” he growled.
She glanced at him over her shoulder. “It could have been
worse. I could have said Gwenvael.”
“And forced me to kill my own brother.”
― G.A. Aiken, About a Dragon

“Pointed teeth would give one an appearance of ferocity," he said, tapping a straight white tooth. "Although that might require one to follow through with biting someone from time to time, and the thought is enough to make one feel ill. I don't even like my meat cooked rare.”
― Danielle L. Jensen, Stolen Songbird

“According to horses, a good friend is someone who listens, appreciates your company and teases you, but is protective at the same time.”
― Sheikha Hissa Hamdan Al Maktoum

“Have you never known a cruel wind? What an easy, balmy, tropical life you must have! I never tease, madam! I coax, I beguile, I stomp, I throw tantrums, and for certain, I freeze — I am the Coldest and Harshest of all the Harsh Airs! I am the shiver of the world! But I do not tease. You can cause ever so much more trouble by taking folk seriously, asking just what they're doing and doing just what they ask.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Soared Over Fairyland and Cut the Moon in Two

“What do you want to talk about until the flight is called?"

"Cold wind. Sleet. The ugly doorman at Club 39. Porridge."

I burst out laughing. "You mean anything that won’t give you an erection?"

He smiled at me, his eyes roaming my face lovingly. "Maybe we should just stop talking altogether. And put a bag over your head. And cover your legs."

"Just don’t look at me."

"I can still smell you."

"I could move."

"Dare move away from me and I’ll put you over my knee, Wife."

"That doesn’t sound so bad.”
― Samantha Young, Castle Hill

“How do you live with yourself, Lord Arrogant?” “Very easily, Lady Difficult. I find myself quite
charming.”
― G.A. Aiken, About a Dragon

“Please don’t hug me. Please don’t hug me.

But she did. And now Bram had two sets of black eyes glaring at him.

Finally, he said out loud, “It’s not me! I swear!” Rhiannon laughed and leaned back from Bram.

“So cute! Isn’t he cute, Bercelak?”

“No.”

“Bercelak’s only teasing.”

“No, I’m not.”
― G.A. Aiken, Supernatural

“My husband tried to have me burned at the stake and you
brutalize your brothers on an hourly basis, which makes them not
want to be too close to you for very long. What does that tell you,
Briec the Arrogant?”
“That they’re jealous of our greatness.”
― G.A. Aiken, About a Dragon

“She snores,” Morfyd warned.
“I do no such thing!” Annwyl yelled back.
“Like a bull in rutting season.”
“When we get back to Garbhán Isle…don’t speak to me.”
“Trust me, Annwyl, that will be a pleasure.”
― G.A. Aiken, About a Dragon

“Good night, Jeremy," I said, and closed the door.

I stepped away, reached back and started unzipping my dress.

He pressed his hands to the glass. I could read his lips. "That's not fair."

I smiled and finished unzipping. The dress slid off my shoulders, but stayed there. I looked at him, his gaze fixed on me, eyes dark with lust.

"You wouldn't dare," he mouthed.

I turned, then let it fall off the rest of the way. And, once off, there was nothing else to remove.

"Jaime!"

I heard him though the glass, heard him say my name in a deep growl that made me shiver, but I didn't turn around, just lifted my fingers to wave over my shoulder, then strolled into the bathroom for a very long, very cold shower.”
― Kelley Armstrong, No Humans Involved

“It was a good thing I recognized you or I might have had a lovely meal of you with some parsley. And potatoes.”
― G.A. Aiken, Dragon Actually

“I don’t know. You’ll have to ask him yourself.”
She sat up enough to look him in the eye. “I am not talking to
your…your…”
“Mighty throbbing manhood?”
“Briec.”
“That which brings you much delirious pleasure?”
“Briec.”
“That which makes you whole?”
“Stop it, dragon. You’re making me physically ill.”

...
“Ow!”
“Be nice, woman. I’m not used to this.”
She rubbed her ass and glared at him. “Do that again and you’ll
lose that which you believe makes me whole.”
― G.A. Aiken, About a Dragon

“Good gods, female,” Addolgar muttered. “What did you do with yourself before I came into your life?”

“I lived quietly alone in my cave,” she snapped back. “And I was quite happy there, too.”
― G.A. Aiken, A Tale of Two Dragons

“Nonetheless, with tears coming to her eyes she was also recalling every time that she had been cruelly teased and bullied for no reason that she could relate to. None of it had ever been physical, yet somehow the names she had been called, and the remarks made about her family, had scarred Lakshmi far deeper and more perpetually then any hand could have inflicted.”
― Andrew James Pritchard

“ 'Now you're uncomfortable?' Leander smirked, 'After all that?'

'That's different,' Axton said, sitting up and pulling a pillow to his chest, unconsciously hiding.

'Fine,' Leander said, rolling his eyes, 'You have these stupid gold eyes, something something, I love looking into them, PS: fuck you. Is that better?' ”
― S.P. Wayne, Winter Wolf

“Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with a car.
Throw you off a bridge so high,
Hope you break your neck and die.”
― Katelyn Lillis

“Why, Jack-off... You actually have a sense of humor! You should share that playful side more often. Guys really go for it.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“She and Brastias walked off, but as soon as Fearghus released
Annwyl she yelled after them, “We’ll do our best to be good little
monarchs.”
Morfyd swung around so fast, fangs showing, that Annwyl
stumbled back and then dodged behind Fearghus.
“My, aren’t we the brave queen, my love.”
“Shut up, mate.”
― G.A. Aiken, About a Dragon

“Well, when you give me an offer like that, Addolgar the Cheerful, I don’t see how any female with a passionate love of hammers can turn you down. . . .”
― G.A. Aiken, A Tale of Two Dragons

“And then he asked me how I felt about you.”
Now I put real effort into wrestling out of his choke hold, eventually succeeding. I pull back and stare at Shane, horrified. “He didn’t.”
“He did.” His expression is carefully blank, dark eyes fathomless.
“And…you said…”
“I said…”
“That you’re in awe of me?”
“Uh-huh.”
“That you admire my work ethic?”
“Yep.”
“And envy my wicked sense of humor?”
“No.”
“My fabulous legs?”
“Meh.”
“You lie!”
― Julianna Keyes, Just Once

“Marianne was vexed at it for her sister's sake, and turned her eyes towards Elinor to see how she bore these attacks, with an earnestness which gave Elinor far more pain than could arise from such common-place raillery as Mrs. Jennings's.”
― Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility

“Jen felt a hand rest at the nape of her neck as a voice spoke softly next to her ear, "If you need a lap to sit on, ţinere de meu inimă (holder of my heart), mine will be the only available to you." She watched as Decebel sat in the chair next to her and felt her stomach drop as he winked at her.”
― Quinn Loftis, Just One Drop

“What? You’re just going to stand there and watch me?” she snapped at him.

“You’re not very nice,” he stated, taking a lesson from his brother.

“I’m not nice? You’re the one who busted into a bank and blew a man’s hand to kingdom come!” she said. “You shot me, you kidnapped me, you cut off my hair. I’ve got a bruise in the shape of your handprint on my upper arm. But I’m not a nice person?” she fumed. “Tell me, which of the items on that list would inspire me to be nice to you?” Stacy had worked herself into such a rage that she couldn’t stop. “I swear, I’d love to beat the crap out of you!”
― Debra Trueman, Back on Solid Ground

“Walking in the mountain with bare foot,
Teasing the flowers with heavy soot,
Touching the grasses, climbing the horses, swinging the girls
It is joyful, jolly like the flying.
Swimming in the rivers, tearing the clothes and burning the shoes
Angel of the nature; counting the grasses, touching the flower, teasing the birds”
― M.F. Moonzajer, LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“You’ve been one busy worm!”
― M.L. LeGette, The Orphan and the Thief

“Dragons are among the most ancient spirits. Their origins are not known, but they significantly predate the rise of man. [This author advises the reader never to ask a dragon about the early days of humanity, as they tend to remark that we were much more entertaining as a species before we climbed down from the trees.]”
― Amy Rae Durreson, Reawakening

“And Amber?”
Cade looked stricken at the mention. “I knew her before she had breasts, so she doesn’t count.”
“I’m sure she’d love to hear that.”
“She won’t.” His eyes narrowed in warning. “Ever. Now seriously, what’s the deal with you and
Kelsey?”
― Maisey Yates, Unexpected

“You're not leaving us, are you, cousin?"

"If you're going into the city, you may want to have a healer look at that chest of yours, brother. All that scratching you've been doing lately can't be good," Vigholf said.

"It might be scale-fungus," Meinhard added.

"And your pretty princess with the beautiful smile and alluring tail won't like that much."

"'Cause it spreads, it does!"

"Aww, now, Ragnar! That's rather a rude gesture!”
― G A Aiken