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sorry but Tressa Fay is a stupid as fuck name and having to listen to it said OVER AND OVER listening to the audiobook is painful

"gonna eat you from the front to the back"

i know it's the wrong direction but i thought of corn on the cob

chicken shop date but hot dogs. and instead of a celeb, she’s interviewing her ex who couldn’t make her cum in college (who is now an anti toxic masculinity podcaster lmao)

this is going to be messy 😍

oh my god it's an MLM romance and i don't mean man loving man. maybe there is such thing as a unique plot line hahah

"that's the labia minora"

it's too early in the book for all that

not her tight rosebud

yes i've read all of these individually & added them to my shelves. but i wanted to reread, checked out the collection from my library, and now there won't be a single book in ali's backlist on goodreads i haven't put on my read shelf. huzzah.

pacing of this is bizarre but it’s fun enough so i’ll stick with it…

love the idea of a gay F1 romance but why oh why are we entering into a story where they're already together but one is in a coma

calling someone a vaginal desiccant is an elite level insult

if you liked My Lady Jane (the tv show) you'd probably enjoy this

god, must we worry about being waxed even in a romantasy book

the new logo is scaring me make it stop!!!

this is maybe the worst book i've read all year and i'm not even done yet

this is much better than the majority of romantasies i read

i love reading ali’s books because i’ve always wanted to be an author but when i read her stuff i can comfortably just give up because i’ll never be able to write like this 😍🥰

god is good

ali hazelwood is better

let’s goooooo

*me, willing to give this author another chance even though i haven't enjoyed any of her books before*

author: gives hero a TRILBY

m'fucking'lady

junior is the wooooooorst name sorry not sorry

ready to get my feelings hurt hehe

i'm now reading this in an aussie accent in my head bc of the tv show... and it's REALLY working for me. what a time to be alive fr fr. alex cubis ily & i'm ready for your season

how she manages to stay soaking wet when being called KITTEN is beyond me

this is hornier than expected. not mad.

prayers welcome

oh this one was written for me specifically, huh

what do u think the bush situation is in romantasy?

narrator pronounces la croix the french way if that's something that might bother you (i am bothered)

her pulsing channel??? what is she, a tv remote

"no shot, fabiola. i'm not paying two hundred dollars for something that goes in my ass when we have four perfectly good hands."

"but it's artisanal... artis-anal"