Update: I regret making this song but it's gotten too big to delete, so instead, it remains my most popular song. It'll probably be my most popular song for a long time. Maybe forever.

Rapping over "Gettin' Freaky (MAIN MENU)" from the Friday Night Funkin' OST

Lyrics (Aka: The reason this is marked "mature")

Fuck a record deal I want a record percentage

Give your ass a filling like you went to the dentist

rapping for a girl, I'm only five feet high maan

(Getting freaky on a Friday night, yeah)

You won't last 5 minutes in the cum zone

Big knots in Arizona that's a gun show

Tweetfur want sum fuk, making birdseed

Bitch forgot the safeword crying mercy

Mark it down, August 8th, that's vore day

get eaten by the pussy, call it foreplay

Days like these, you gotta be your own hype man

(Getting freaky on a Friday night, yeah)

Yo, game's blowing up on TikTok

Ninjamuffin following people it won't stop

Put me back in with hazelnut too

Fuck that girl, I'm more into this dude

with the mac-10, or is that an uzi?

don't care, i'd give him anything to shoot me

what can I say? I got exceptional taste

what up