Ali Learns to Read and Write

A long time ago in a land far away a woman who used dry humor as a coping mechanism wrote a book review that people liked so she ran with it and now here we are. I'm Ali, which you probably already know, and this is my Patreon page. Welcome! As a member, you receive exclusive access to my chapter-by-chapter book recaps, all written like my book reviews, and all 100% honest because I'm far too lazy to blow smoke up anyone's ass. Please do not repost this anywhere, as that violates the terms of agreement and will make me very sad. I hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed writing.

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My goal is to keep this account a single tier, as I am lazy and the idea of having multiple ones is daunting and makes me sleepy. In this (one, lonesome) tier, you will get weekly updates of the rereads complete with full chapter recaps. After ACOTAR is done, I'll be posting polls to see what else you'd like to see me cover.

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