THE

FUTURELATIONS
VOL. 3
 3:1
My ex could speak 4 languages: english,nonsense,lies
& uselessness.

3:2
You can go broke & be rich again but you can’t be a
hoe then a wife.

3:3
Alcohol made you do it, but you shaved before going…

3:4
The only ex I miss… is the Ex-tra
money I used to have.

3:5
God made the perfect woman for Adam and
she still did him dirty, what makes you think
yours is any different?
 3:6
Instagram be making you think she’s out of
your league, whole time she a bum.

3:7
It ain’t cheating if it’s with your ex..
that’s called a throwback.

3:8
How you gonna say you love Halloween
and spooky shit then cry when i ghost you.

3:9
Shawties that say “all men want me” don’t understand
that low prices attract many customers…

3:10
If you catch me cheating then that’s your
fault, learn how to mind yo business.
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Usually women choose men with good future, so we
also have to choose women with clear past.

3:12
A good man will stay with you, no matter how much
you h0e around. That man is your father and not me.

3:13
Being hoe is not revenge, only person
you hurtin is your dad.

3:14
Just text my ex “I love you” then blocked her
because God said to confuse the enemy.

3:15
Wanting princess treatment knowing you
belong to the streets is insane.
 3:16
From “nuttin in her” to “user not found”
a true love story.

3:17
Sex before marriage is a sin, unless you do it doggy
style, all dogs go to Heaven.

3:18
I want a girlfriend but y’all bitches be
cheating lying and missing ur ex’s.

3:19
Y’all need to stop asking god for the perfect man,
i can’t be everywhere at once.

3:20
If she can’t cook and you cheat on her with
someone who can cook then it’s not
cheating… It's called surviving.
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Cheat on her…and if you feel bad she is the one.

3:22
Don’t be a therapist, be the reason why she sees one.

3:23
Everyone falls in love with a whore
once. It builds character.

3:24
Man she’s got 7 other dudes making her smile, be
special and make her cry instead.

3:25
Modern women can’t stay loyal. The
‘’Dora’’ inside her wants to explore.
 3:26
If her locations off that means that bitch
panties off too.

3:27
If you put me in a friend zone, you gon see me
on your friends phone.

3:28
I didn’t play with her feeling I made
sure they worked.

3:29
I told her “she’s my world” but there’s 8
other planets.

3:30
Mfs booking Valentine’s Day hotel rooms
for bitches who suck dick in the car.
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I ain’t nobodies ex, those were free trials.

3:32
Did you just fall from Heaven? Because I think I just
figured out why they didn’t want you up there bitch.

3:33
Check your girls blocklist, those are all
the mfs who she let hit.

3:34
Either be my bitch or watch me get bitches.

3:35
Back then dads had 3-4 kids. Nowadays
kids have 3-4 dads. Climate change is crazy.
 3:36
She can’t leave you, if you leave first.

3:37
The thicker the thighs, the thicker the lies. Stay woke.

3:38
Sometimes God will send a ex back in
your life to see if you’re still stupid.

3:39
Once you show me you a hoe, ima show you how
many i got.

3:40
Wearing pink trying to look like BARBIE
but really look like Peppa Pig is crazy.
 3:41
Girls love watching movies with subtitles because
their ass don’t know how to listen.

3:42
If you put me in a friend zone, you gon see me on your
friends phone.

3:43
My new bitch was never new, you just
never knew.

3:44
“She’s just broken, I think I can fix her.” Bro, she’s
got 8 other dudes trying to fix her. Don’t be part of
the construction crew.
3:45
Never trust a woman who liI catch her cheating
on me with another man but then I remembered
she prolly needed two people to love her cause
her parents didn’t.es to her mother.
 3:46
I’m going to start telling girls ‘’I know a spot’’ and
then drop them off at a therapist.

3:47
I knew I was toxic when I used my sneaky link to get
over my ex and used my ex to get over my sneaky
link.

3:48
Focus on 1 girl, and she will show you why
you should focus on 10 girls.

3:49
Girls call us insecure, yet they wear makeup every
day.

3:50
A+ in English but never understood the word
loyalty.
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