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CHAPTER 3 Diagramming Arguments ...... 113 11. Division ν· 伽.,.勋,.......................….... 148
12. Biased Sample ……··................ 149
A. The Basics 。f Diagramming Arguments . . . 113
False Cause Fallacies ……··................ 150
B. Diagramming Extended Arguments 116 13. Post Hoc ……··.................. 150
Exeγcises 3B 118 14. Slippery Slope ……··........ 153
SUMMARY . 127 Summary of Weak Inductive
KEY TERMS .. …….............. 127 Argument Fallacies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 154
Eχeγcises 4 C .....................................,』 155
LOGIC CHALLENGE:
THE TRAIN TO VEGAS ··.............. 127 D. Fallacies of Unwarranted Assumption
。r D1vers1。n . .... . . . . . . . . . 160
CHAPTER 4 Informal Fallacies ………........ 128 Unwarranted Assumption . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 160
A. Why Study Fallacies? . .. ·...... 130 15. Begging the Question . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 160
16. Complex Question . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 162
B. Fallacies Based 。n Personal Attacks or
17. Appeal to Ignorance . . , . . . . . . 163
Emotional Appeals . .. . . . . . . . . . 130 18. Appeal to an Unqualified Authority . . . . . 166
Fallacies Based on Personal Attacks . . . . . . . . 131 19. False Dichotomy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 167
1. Ad Hominem Abusive 伽号....”…. . . • . . . • . . • . . . . . 131 Fallacies of Diversion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 168
2. Ad Hominem Circumstantial. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 131 20. Equivocation . 伽号..................……… ω ,』 169
3. Poisoning the Well. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 132 21.StrawMan ............................ 170
4. Tu Quoque . . . . .. . . . . 133
22. Red Herring. …………………. • 171
Fallacies Based on Emotional Appeals . . . . . . 134
23. Misleading Precision . .………………. 172
S. Appeal to the People . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 135 24. Missing the Point . . . . . 173
6. Appeal to Pity . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 136
Summary of Fallacies of Unwarranted
7. Appeal to Fear or Force . . . ................. 137 Assumption and Diversion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 174
Summary of Fallacies Based
Exercises 4D . .. .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 175
on Personal Attacks ..伽号....”. . . . . . • . . . • . . • . . . . .138
Summary of Fallacies Based E. Recognizing Fallacies in Ordinary
on Emotional Appeals . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 138 Language .................. ........ 180
Exercises 4B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 139 Exercises 4E . .. . ... .. .. . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. 183

C. Weak Inductive Argument Fallacies ·.... 144 SUMMARY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 189


Generalization Fallacies . 144 KEY TERMS .. 伽.,.伽?”、..”……··..........….... 192
8. Rigid Application of a Generalization. . ..... 144 LOGIC CHALLENGE:
9. Hasty Generalization . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 145 A CLEVER PROBLEM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 192
10. Composition .”……….................... ·ψ 146
Part III Formal Logic
CHAPTER 5 Categorical Propositions . . . . . . . . . 194 Implied Quantifiers . ... ..... .. .. ... ... . 234
A. Categorical Propositions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 195 Nonstandard Quantifiers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 236
Exercises SA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 197 Conditional Statements ........................ 236
Exclusive Propositions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 238
B. Quantity, Quality, and Distribution . . . . . . . . . 198 ''τhe Only" . . . . . .. 239
Exercises SB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 201 Propositions Requiring Two Translations . . 239
C . Existential Import. ………………………... 203 Exercises SH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 241
D. The Modern Square of Opposition SUMMARY ................................. 244
and Venn Diagrams .…………………... 203 I(EYTERMS . ....................... 245
Venn Diagrams. 』…………………………. . 205 LOGIC CHALLENGE:
Exercises SD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 209 GROUP RELATIONSHIP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 246
E. Conversion, Obversion, and
Contraposition in the Modern Square. … 211 CHAPTER 6 Categorical Syllogisms . . . . . . . . . 247
Conversion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 211 A. Standard-Form Categorical Syllogisms . . . . 247
O bversion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 211
Contraposition . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 212
B. Mood and Figure . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 249
Exεrcises 6B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 250
Diagrams . . . . . . . . . . . .…------……… 212
Summary of Conversion, Obversion, C. Diagramming in the Modern
and Contraposition . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 214 Interpretation . . .... .. .. ..... ... 252
Exercises SE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 S Diagramming A-Propositions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 254

F. The Traditional Square of Opposition Diagramming E-Propositions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 255

and Venn Diagrams . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 217


Diagramming I-Propositions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 256
Diagramming 0-Propositions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 258
Exercises SF.1 .』………. . . 220
飞叮rapping Up the X .... ... ..... .. .. ... .. .. 260
Venn Diagrams and the Traditional
Is the Syllogism Valid? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 262
Square ................................... 222
Exercises SF. 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 225
Exercises 6 C. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 265

G. Conversion, Obversion, D. Rules and Fallacies Under the


Modern Interpretation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 269
and Contraposition
in the Traditional Square .. ......... 227
Rule I: The middle term must be
Summary of Conversion, Obversion, distributed in at least one premise. . .. ... 269

and Contraposition ..... . 227


Associated Fallacy: Undistributed Middle . . . 269

Conversion . 228
Rule 2: If a term is distributed in
Obversion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 228
the conclusion, then it must be
Contraposition . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 228
distributed in a premise. . . . .. ...... .. 270
Associated Fallacies: Illicit Major/
Exercises 5 G ..……………………………… 229
Illicit Minor . . . . . . . . ....... 270
H. Translating Ordinary Language into Rule 3: A categorical syllogism cannot
Categorical Propositions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 229 have two negative premises. …- - -- -……. 271
Missing Plural Nouns …………………. . . l 230 Associated Fallacy: Exclusive Premises ........ 271
Nonstandard Verbs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 230 Rule 4: A negative premise must have
Singular Propositions ........ .... .. ... ..... . 232 a negative conclusion. . . . . . ... . . 272
Adverbs and Pronouns . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 233 Associated Fallacy: Affirmative Conclusion/
"It Is False That ...” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 4 Negative Premise .......................... 272
Rule 5: A negative conclusion must have a Conditional . . . . . .. .. ..... ... 322
negative premise. . . . . . . . . . . . .... 273 Distinguishing “ If'' from “ Only If'' ... .. .... 322
Associated Fallacy: Negative Conclusion/ Sufficient and Necessary Conditions . . . . . . . . 323
Affirmative Premises ..... 273 Biconditional. . , . . ........ 324
Rule 6: Two universal premises cannot Summary of Operators and Ordinary
have a particular conclusion.. 274 Language . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 325
Associated Fallacy: Existential Fallacy . 274 Exercises 元1.. • . . • • . . . • • . • . . • . . • • . . . . • . • . • • . . • • . . . 325
Summary of Rules 275
B. Compound Statements . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 329
Exercises 6D . . 275
Well-Formed Formulas . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 329
E. Diagramming in the Traditional Exercises 7B.1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 330
Interpretation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 276 Main Operator . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 331
A-Propositions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 276 Exercises 7B.2. . . . . .. ........ 333
E-Propositions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 278 Translations and the Main Operator . . . . . . . . 333
Exercises 6E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 281 Exercises 7B.3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 334

F. Rules and Fallacies Under the C. Truth Functions . . . . . . . . . . . 338


Traditional Interpretation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 285 Defining the Five Logical Operators . . . . . . . . 338
Exercises 6F . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 285 Negation. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 339
G. Ordinary Language Arguments . . . . . . . . . . . . 286 Co时unction ……………………………. l 340
Reducing the Number of Terms Disjunction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 341
in an Argument . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 286
Conditional ...................................... 341
Exercises 6G.l . . . . . . . ............ 291 Biconditional . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 342
Exεrcises 7C.l . . . . ....... 343
Paraphrasing Ordinary Language
Arguments . . . . ... , ................ 293 Operator Truth Tables and Ordinary
Categorical Propositions and Language . . . . . ... 345

Multiple Arguments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 294


Propositions with Assigned Truth Values . . . 348

Exercises 6G.2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 296


Exercises 7C.2 ................................... 350

H. Enthymemes ................................. 298


D. Truth Tables for Propositions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 351

Exercisεs 6H . . ..... 303


Arranging the Truth Values . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 351
The Order of Operations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 352
I. Sorites .................................... 307
Exercises 7D . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 355
Exercises 61 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31O
E. Contingent and Noncontingent Statements 356
SUMMARY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 314 Tautology . . . . ............................. 356
KEY TERMS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 316 SelιContradiction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 357
LOGIC CHALLENGE: RELATIONSHIPS Exercises 7E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 358
REVISITED . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 316
F. Logical Equivalence and Contradictory,
Consistent, and Inconsistent
CHAPTER 7 Propositional Logic . 317
Statements . . . . ........................... 358
A. Logical Operators and Translations . 318 Logical Equivalence . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 358
Simple and Compound Statements . 318 Exεrcises 7F.l . . . . . . 360
Negation 320 Contradictory, Consistent, and Inconsistent
Conjunction ........ . 320 Statements . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 360
Disjunction . . .... 320 Exercises 7F.2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 363
G. Truth Tables for Arguments 364 E. Replacement Rules I . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 424
Validity . 365 De Morgan (DM) . . . . .. . 424
Analyzing Su面cient and Necessary Double Negation (DN) . . . . . . .. . .. 426
Conditions in Arguments . . .......... . 366 Commutation (Com) . . . ... .. .. 427
Technical Validity . 368 Association (Assoc) . .. . . 428
Exeγcises 7G.1 369 Distribution (Dist) . . . ... .. .. 430
Argument Forms l …………·· 372 Applying the First Five
Exercises 7G.2 375 Replacement Rules . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 431

H. Indirect Truth Tables .. .............. 377


Exercises SE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 433
’Thinking Through an Argument ............ . 377 F. Replacement Rules II . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 439
A Shorter Truth Table 378 Transposition (Trans) . . .. .. 439
Exercises 7H.l 382 Material Implication (Impl) ... .. . ... 439
Using Indirect Truth Tables to Examine Material Equivalence (Equiv) .......……. . 440
Statements for Consistency . 384 Exportation(Exp) .. . . . . . .. . 441
Exercises 7H.2 . 387 Tautology (Taut) . . . . .. . 442
Applying the Second Five
SUMMARY . .................................. 389
Replacement Rules . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
443
I(EYTERMS . ……·............... 390
Exercises SF ..................................... 445
LOGIC CHALLENGE:
A CARD PROBLEM ...................... . 390 G. Conditional Proof 』. • • • • • • • • • • • • 45 3
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Exercises 8 G . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 459
CHAPTER 8 Natural Deduction .................. 391 H. Indirect Proof . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 462
A. Natural Deduction ............................. 392 Exercises SH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 464
B. Implication Rules I . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 394 I. Proving Logical Truths . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 467
Modus Ponens (MP) . . . . . . .. .. 394 Exεrcises 81 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 470

Modus Tollens (MT) .. .. .. . 396 SUMMARY …··............................. 471


Hypothetical Syllogism (HS) .. . ... . 397 I(EY TERMS . . . . . . . . . . 472
Disjunctive Syllogism (DS) . .. 398 LOGIC CHALLENGE: THE TRUTH ....... 472
Justification: Applying the Rules
of Inference . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 398
CHAPTER 9 Predicate Logic. . .................... 473
Exercises SB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 400
A. Translating Ordinary Language ............. 474
C. Tactics and Strategy . _. _………. - - . - . . . . 406 Singular Statements . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 475
Applying the First Four Implication Rules . 407 Universal Statements . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 476
Exercises 8 C . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 409 Particular Statements . - · · … . . - ........ 477
D. Implication Rules II . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 412 Summary of Predicate Logic Symbols . . . . . . . 478
Simplification (Simp) . . . . . . . . . . . . . 412 Paying Attention to Meaning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 478
Conjunction (Conj) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 413 Exercises 9A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 480
Addition (Add) .... ... ... .. 414
B. Four New Rules of Inference . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 482
Constructive Dilemma (CD) .. . ... 415
Univers Instantiation (UI) . . . . 482
Applying the Second Four Universal Generalization (UG) . . . . . . . 484
Implication Rules . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 416
Existential Generalization (EG) . . . . . . . 485
Exercises SD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 417 Existential Instantiation (EI) ... . .. ... 486
Summary of the Four Rules . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 487
Tactics and Strategy ........................... 488
Exercises 9B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 489
C. Change of Quantifier {CQ) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 493
Exercises 9C . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 495
D. Conditional and Indirect Proof . . . . . . . . . . . . . 497
Conditional Proof (CP) . . . . . . . . . . . 497
Indirect Proof (IP) . . . . . . . .. 499
Exercises 9D . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 500

E. Demonstrating Invalidity ..................... 502


Counterexample Method . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 502
Finite Universe Method ....................... 504
Indirect Truth Tables ........................... 505
Part IV Inductive Logic
Exercises 9E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 506
CHAPTER 10 Analogical Arguments ......... 534
F. Relational Predicates ........................... 509
Translations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 509 A. The Framework of Analogical
Exercises 9F.1 .................................... 512 Arguments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 535
Proofs . . . .. ..... .. ..... ....... .. .... 513 Exεrcises 1DA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 53 8

A New Restriction .. ..... .. ... .... ..... .. .. 514 B. Analyzing Analogical Arguments . . . . . . . . . . 542
Change of Quantifier .. . ....... 515 Criteria for Analyzing Analogical
Conditional Proof and Indirect Proof . . . . . . . . 516 Arguments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 544
Exercises 9F.2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 516 Exercises 1OB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 545
G. Identity . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 518 C. Strategies of Evaluation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 546
Simple Identity Statements . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 518 Disanalogies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 547
“ Only” . . . . . ... . .. 519 Counteranalogy ..……………… . 548
咀e Only'' . . .. ... .. .. .. .. . ” Unintended Consequences . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 549
“ No ... Except ” · · · · · · · · · · · · · · . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 520 Combining Strategies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 549
“'All Except” · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 520 Exercises 10 C . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 52
Superlatives . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 521
SUMMARY .................................. 553
“'At Most'' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 521
KEY TERMS . ……··............... 554
“'At Least" 522
LOGIC CHALLENGE:
“ Exactly'' . . ......................... 522
BEAT THE CHEAT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 554
Definite Descriptions . . __…-………… 523
Summary of Identity Translations ............. 525
Exercises 9G.l . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 525
CHAPTER 11 Legal Arguments .................. 555
Proofs .圃· • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • . • 526 A. Deductive and Inductive Reasoning . . . . . . . . . 555
Exercises 9G.2 . . ................................. 528 B. Conditional Statements . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 556
SUMMARY ................................... 530 C. Sufficient and Necessary Conditions . . . . . . 557
KEY TERMS . 532
D. Di纣unction and Conjunction . . . . . . . . . . . . . 559
LOGIC CHALLENGE:
YOUR NAME AND AGE, PLEASE . . ...... 532 E. Analyzing a Complex Rule . . .................. 560
Exercises 1lE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 562
F. Analogies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 566 咀1e Size of the Standard Deviation . 625
G. The Role of Precedent . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 567 How to Calculate the Standard Deviation . . 626
Eχεγcises llG
Exercises 13 C . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 627
………………………….... 573
D. What If the Results Are Skewed? . . . . . . . . . . 628
SUMMARY . .................................. 587
l(EYTERMS ………………….. 587
E. The Misuse of Statistics 631
LOGIC CHALLENGE: Exeγcisεs13E 632
A GUILTY PROBLEM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 588 F. Probability Theories . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 634
A Priori Theory. . . ... .. ... .. .. ... .. .. . 635
CHAPTER 12 Moral Arguments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 589 Relative Frequency Theory . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 636
A. Value Judgments ... .... ..... .. .. .. ... ..... . 590 Subjectivist Theory . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 637
Justifying “ Should ” · ·..... ... .. .. ...... 59 0 G. Probability Calculus . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 638
Types of Value Judgments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 591 Co时unction Methods . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 639
Taste and Value . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 592 Disjunction Methods . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 641
Exercises 12A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 593 Negation Method . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 642
B. Moral Theories . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 594 Exercises 13 G . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 643
Emotivism . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 594 H. True Odds in Games of Chance . . . . . . . . . . . . 645
Consequentialism . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 595
I. Bayesian Theory . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 646
Egoism . ..... ...... .. ....... ... .. ... ...... 596
Exercises 131 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 647
Utilitarianism . . ................................. 596
Deontology . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 598 SUMMARY .................................. 649
Relativism . . . . . ,. . .. .. . . .. . . . . . . . 599 l(EYTERMS .. ....................... 650
Contrasting Moral Theories . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 600 LOGIC CHALLENGE:
Exercises 12B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 600 THE SECOND CHILD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 650
C. The Naturalistic Fallacy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 601
CHAPTER 14 Causality and Scientific
D. The Structure of Moral Arguments ........ . . 603
Arguments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 651
E. Analogies and Moral Arguments . . . . . . . . . . . 606
A. Sufficient and Necessary Conditions . . . . . . 653
Exercises 12E .....................................607
Exercises 14A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 654
SUMMARY . .................................. 612
B. Causality . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 655
l(EYTERMS ....................... 613
LOGIC CHALLENGE: C. Mill’s Methods. . _. _............................. 657
DANGEROUS CARGO ...................... 613 Method of Agreement . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 65 7
Method of Difference . . . .. 658
CHAPTER 13 Statistical Arguments Joint Method of Agreement and Difference . . 659
Method of Residues . . ......... 660
and Probability . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 614
Method of Concomitant Variations . . . . . . . . . 661
A. Samples and Populations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 615 Exercises 14 C . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 663
Exercises 13A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 616
D. Limitations of Mill ’s Methods . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 667
B. Statistical Averages . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 619
E. Theoretical and Experimental Science . . . . . 669
Exercises 13B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 622
F. Inference to the Best Explanation .......... 671
C. Standard Deviation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 623
Dividing the Curve . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 623 G. Hypothesis Testing, Experiments,
and Predictions 』......... 673
Controlled Experiments ............. . 674 2. Deductive and Inductive Arguments . . . . . . 691
Determining Causality ...... . 674
3. Identifying Conclusions and Premises . . . . . 693
H. Science and Superstition. …· 675 A. Identifying the Conclusion 693
The Need for a Fair Test . 676 B. Choosing the Best Missing Conclusion . . 695
Verifiable Predictions ……·................ 676 C. Assumptions: Choosing the Best
Nontrivial Predictions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 678 Missing Premise . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 696
Connecting the Hypothesis 4. Additional Information That Strengthens
and Prediction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 679 or Weakens an Argument . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 699
Science and Superstition ,吨. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 6 80
The Allure of Superstition . ………………. . 681
5. Arguments That Use Either Analogical,
Exercises 14H . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 683
Statistical, or Causal Reasoning . . . . . . . . . 701
A. Analogical Reasoning ....................... 701
SUMMARY .................................... 687 B. Statistical Reasoning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 703
l(EY TERMS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 688 C. Causal Reasoning .......................... 705
LOGIC CHALLENGE:
6. Explaining or Resolving Given
THE SCALE AND THE COINS ......... 688
Information . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 707

Instructors interested in providing students with an 7. Argument Flaws . . _. _. _ . . . _. . . . . . 708


A. Fallacies Based on Personal Attacks or
opportunity for further analysis can refer them to
Emotional Appeals . . ... .. . 708
Online Chapter 15, located on the companion website
B. Weak Inductive Argument Fallacies .-… 709
at www.oup.com/ us/ baronett.
C. Fallacies of Unwarranted Assumption
or Diversion .................................. 711
ONLINE CHAPTER 15 Analyzing a Long Essay
8. Recognizing Reasoning Patterns . . ........... 712
A. Childbed Fever
A.ClassTerms . ,--·-··-·-···················· 712
B. Vienna B. Conditional Statements . . ...... 713
Exeγcises 15B C. Translating Conditional Statements . . . . . . 714
C. Miasm and Contagion D. Distinguishing “ If” from “ Only If” . . . . . . . 715

Exercises 15C E. Conditionals and Arguments . ...... 715


F. Sufficient and Necessary Conditions . . . . . . 717
D. Semmelweis’s Account of the Discovery
Eχεγcises 15D
9. Continuing the Process . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 720

E. Initial Questions
APPENDIX B The Truth About Philosophy
Exeγcises 15E
M苟ors . .. . . ... . . . . ... .. ... 721
F. A New Interpretation
Eχεγcises 15F
Careers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 721
Salaries. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 725
SUMMARY
BIBLIOGRAPHY Meaning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 726
Resources . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 726
APPENDIX A The LSAT and Logical
Reasoning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 689
Introduction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 689 Gloss aγy . . 728
Answeγs to Selected Eχercises . .................. 736
1. Logical Reasoning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 690
Index . 』……………………………………. 781
Preface

Today’s logic students want to see the relevance of logic to their lives. ’They need
motivation to read a logic textbook and do the exercises. Logic and critical thinking
instructors want their students to read the textbook and to practice the skills being
taught. ’They want their students to come away with the ability to recognize and evalu-
ate arguments, an understanding of formal and informal logic, and a lasting sense
of why they matter.τhese concerns meet head-on in the classroom. 卫1is textbook is
designed to help alleviate these concerns.

THE CONTINUING STORY


τhe focus of the fourth edition has been on fine-tuning an already student-friendly
and comprehensive introduction to logic book. To that effect, several passages have
been reworked with an eye toward more clarity and precision. 卫1e goal has been to
define, explain, and illustrate those key logical concepts that require an in-depth
understanding based on the many possible applications of those concepts.τhe idea
is to provide as much information as possible regarding key concepts so students are
well equipped to tackle the exercise sets.
τhe driving force behind writing the fourth edition has been the continuing effort
to make logic relevant, interesting, and accessible to today’s students, without sac-
rificing the coverage that instructors demand and expect. An introduction to logic is
o丘en a student ’s only exposure to rigorous thinking and symbolism. It should pre-
pare them for reasoning in their lives and careers. It must balance careful coverage of
abstract reasoning with clear, accessible explanations and vivid everyday examples.
τhis book was written to meet all those challenges. Relevant examples provide a
bridge between formal reasoning and practical applications of logic, thereby con-
necting logic to students' lives and future careers. Each chapter opens with a dis-
cussion of an everyday example, 。丘en taken directly from contemporary events, to
pose the problem and set the narrative tone. ’This provides an immediate connection
between logic and real-world issues, motivating the need for logic as a tool to help with
the deluge of information available today.
τhe challenge of any introduction to logic textbook is to connect logic to students'
lives. Yet existing texts can and should do more to reinforce and improve the basic
skills of reasoning we all rely on in daily life. Relevant, real-life examples are essential
to making logic accessible to students, especially when they mesh seamlessly with the
technical material. To accomplish this, quotes and passages from modern and classic
sources illustrate the relevance of logic through some of the perennial problems that
impact everyone ’s lives. Examples concerning the workplace, careers, sports, poli-
tics, movies, music, TV, novels, new inventions, gadgets, cell phones, transportation,

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newspapers, magazines, computers, speeches, science, religion, superstition, gam-


bling, drugs, W问 abortion, euthanasia, capital punishment, the role of government,
taxes, military spending, and unemployment are used to show how arguments, and
thus the role of logic, can be found in nearly every aspect of life. The examples were
chosen to be interesting, thought-provoking, and relevant to students, and the writing
style was cra丘ed to engage students by connecting logic to their lives.

AN INCLUSIVE TEXT
咀1e fourteen chapters are designed to provide a comprehensive logic textbook, but
also one that can be tailored to individual courses and their needs.τhe result is a full
five chapters on deductive logic, but also a uniquely applied five-chapter part on induc-
tive logic. Here separate chapters on analogical arguments, legal arguments, moral
arguments, statistical arguments, and scientific arguments allow students to apply the
logical skills learned in the earlier parts of the book. As with previous editions, expla-
nations and examples have been created to facilitate student comprehension, and to
show students that the logical skills they are learning do in fact have practical, real-
world application. 卫1e material also provides more resources to help students when
they do the exercise sets.
Since each chapter has been developed to provide maximum flexibility to instruc-
tors, some sections can be skipped in lecture without loss of continuity. In addition,
those wishing for a briefer text can choose a text tailored to their course. They may
choose to emphasize or omit certain chapters on formal logic or critical reasoning,
and they may choose a selection of the five applied chapters to reflect their and their
students' interests.

ALTERNATE FORMATS AND CUSTOM EDITIONS


Because every course and professor is unique, Logic, Fourth Edition, is available in a
variety of formats to fit any course structure or student budget.
The full text can be purchased in numerous formats:
• Print, ISBN: 9780190691714
• Loose leaf, ISBN: 9780190691738
• eBook, ISBN: 9780190691745
Additionally, Dashboard, the book’ s optional online homework system, includes a
full interactive version of the text that can be assigned alongside or in place of the
print text. Please see the Instructor and Student Resources section of the preface for
more information on Dashboard.
For those who do not wish to assign the complete text, Alternate and Custom
Editions are available in print and digital format. Each Alternate Edition comes
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with answers to problems, a full glossary, and an index. Please see the ISBN infor-
mation below:
Logic: Concise Edition
Chapters 1, 3, 4, S, 6, 7, 8
Order the print version using ISBN: 9780190691837
写1e eBook version is available from numerous eBook vendors. Look for
eBook ISBN: 9780190691844.
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Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
Order the print version using ISBN: 9780190691875
写1e eBook version is available from numerous eBook vendors. Look for
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Chapters 1, 4, S, 6, 7, 8, 9
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咀1e eBook version is available from numerous eBook vendors. Look for
eBook ISBN: 9780190691868.
It is also possible to create a customized textbook by choosing the specific chap-
ters necessary for a course. For more information on Alternate and Custom Editions,
please contact your Oxford University Press sales representative, call 1-800-280-0280
for details, or see the insert at the beginning of the Instructor’s Edition of this book.

NEW TO THE FOURTH EDITION


Since student response to previous editions has been very positive, careful attention
has been given to retain the style of presentation and the voice of the previous edi-
tions. Every change is designed to preserve the delicate balance of rigor with the text's
overriding goal of relevance, accessibility, and student interest.
General changes : τhere are many new or modified exercises intended to keep
students focused on applying the logical principles in each section.τhe overriding
goal has always been to provide exercises that are challenging, interesting, thought-
provoking, and relevant.
Chapter 1: Four new illustrations were added: First, in section lF, a new table and
accompanying explanation illustrates the various connections between premises, con-
clusions, validity, and soundness in deductive arguments.τhe second and third new
illustrations and accompanying explanations flesh out the various connections between
premises, conclusions, strength, and cogency in inductive arguments in section lG.
咀1e fourth new illustration, in section lH, offers an end-of-chapter summary regarding
statements and arguments. A discussion of the difference between what is stated and
what is implied by statements in everyday conversation has been added to section lA.
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In section IE, the definitions of deductive and inductive arguments now incorporate
the role of the inferential claim. In section lG, the definitions of strong and weakinduc-
tive arguments empha归e the probable truth of the conclusion following卢om the truth
of the premises.τhis emphasis leads to the discussion of an inductive argument in which
premises that are irrelevant to the conclusion fail to provide any probabilistic support
for the conclusion, resulting in a weak argume瓜 Finally, the "principle of charity" dis-
cussion has been expanded to stress its role in the search for truth.
Chapter 2: Two new reference boxes were added to help students with exercise sets
2C and 2D. Several new examples have been added to the discussion of operational
definitions. The discussions ofνaluε dgments, cognitive 附aning, and emoti阳neaning
have been reworked to offer more clarity.
Chapter 3: Additional explanation and examples of dependent premises, indepen-
dent premises, and diagramming techniques associated with extended arguments are
provided. Anew key term has been added: A simple diagram consists of a single prem-
ise and a single conclusion. Finally, several new exercises have been added.
Chapter 4: Several definitions of key terms have been revised. 咀1e revisions bring
out additional aspects of the concepts involved, thereby making it easier for students
to apply the definitions to the exercise sets. The revised terms include informal f alla-
cie马 tu quoque, appeal to the people, and rigid application of a generalization.
Chapter 5: The terms “ distr也uted" and “ undistributed" have been clarified for cat-
egorical statements. A new set of exercises has been added to Exercises SE to give
students more practice in analyzing immediate inferences under the modern inter-
pretation. The discussion of existential import in SC has been modified to clarify
its use in both the modern and traditional interpretations of universal propositions.
Also, the discussion of the traditional square of opposition in SF has been rewritten
to clarify the understanding and application of existential import and the “ ass ump-
tion of existence" for universal propositions. A new set of exercises has been added to
Exercises SF to give students more practice in analyzing immediate inferences under
the traditional interpretation.τhe directions for Exercise set SG have been rewritten
to offer more guidance to students.
Chapter 7:咀1e concept of a well-formed formula has been reworked to offer more
clarity and precision for students, and to help with the related exercises.τhe discus-
sions of inclusive di矿unction and exclusive di矿unction have been clarified. Several exer-
cises in 7A have been moved to a later exercise set where students have additional
information to apply to the exercises.τhe concept of a truth-functional proposition has
been clari且ed. 卫1e concept of negation has been expanded.τhe concept of a tautology
has been revised. 卫1e question of whether or not a set of statements is consistent has
been expanded to reveal its practical applications.
Chapter 8: A new discussion illustrates how natural deduction proofs allow for cre-
ativity by showing how more than one correct proof is possible for a given problem.
τhis is coupled with examples of questions that naturally arise when students start
creating their own proofs. 咀1e discussion of misapplications of distr访ution has been
expanded along with new examples.
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Chapte主 9: The discussions of universal geneγalization and eχistential generaliza-


tion have been expanded and clarified by the addition of new examples.τhe change
of quar叫卢er section now has additional examples to help facilitate understanding
the four logical equivalences. 咀1e identity rules have been modified to include special
symbols that are more in line with the way the inference rules for predicate logic are
presented. Additional examples further illustrate each identity rule.
Chapter 12: Additional discussion of the role that logic plays in moral reasoning is
presented, especially in the analysis, evaluation, and construction ofmoral arguments.
τhree new Profiles in Logic have been added: Rudolf Carnap in Chapter 2; Francis
Bacon in Chapter 4; and G. E. Moore in Chapter 12.
New Appendix: Many instructors have asked for material that directly applies the
logical skills introduced in the book to the Law School Adm臼sion Test (LSAT). In a
new appendix to the book, LSAT-type questions are presented and analyzed by ref-
erence to specific logical reasoning techniques that occur in Logic. This new section
offers an in-depth look at the skills and techniques needed to do well on the LSAT
logical reasoning questions. By working through the study guide, students can readily
see that what they learn in Logic has direct application to the LSAT.
New Interactive eBook within Dashboard: An interactive eBook now appears
within Dashboard, our online homework platform. Marginal icons in the text alert stu-
dents to related exercises, video tutorials, and other study materials within Dashboard.

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board users with available resources.

SPECIAL FEATURES
τhe features that instructors found most useful in the third edition have been retained:

• Each chapter opens with a preview, beginning with real-life examples and out-
lining the questions to be addressed. It thus serves both as motivation and over-
view, and wherever possible it explicitly bridges both formal and informal logic
to real life. For example, Chapter 1 starts with the deluge of information facing
students today, to show the very need for a course in logic or critical thinking.
• Marginal definitions of key terms are provided for quick reference. l(ey terms
appear in boldface when they are first introduced.
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· 咀1e use of reference boxes has been expanded, since they have proven useful to
both students and instructors. They capture material that is spread out over a
number of pages in one place for easy reference.
• Pro.files in Logic are short sketches of logicians, philosophers, mathematicians,
and others associated with logic.τhe men and women in these sketches range
in time from Aristotle and the Stoics to Christine Ladd-Franklin, the early
ENIAC programmers, and others in the past century.
• Bulleted summaries are provided at the end of each chapter, as well as a list of
key terms.
. 咀1e Exercises include a solution to the first problem in each set. Explanations are
also provided where additional clarity is needed. 咀1is provides a model for stu-
dents to follow, so they can see what is expected of their answers. In addition,
approximately25% ofthe exercises have answers provided at the back of the book.
• End-of-chapter Logic Challenge problems are included for each chapter. ’These
are the kind of puzzles-like the problem of the hats, the truth teller and the
liar, and the scale and the coins-that have long kept people thinking. They end
chapters on a fun note, not to mention with a reminder that the challenges of
logic are always lurking in plain English.
• A full glossary and index are located at the end of the book.

STUDENT AND INSTRUCTOR RESOURCES


A rich set of supplemental resources is available to support teaching and learning
in this course.τhese supplements include Instructor Resources on the Oxford Uni-
versity Press Ancillary Resource Center (ARC) at www.oup-arc.com/ access/
barone忧4e; intuitive, auto-graded assessments and other student resources on Dash-
board by Oxford University Press, at www.oup.com/ us/ dashboard; a free Com-
panion Website for students available at www.oup-arc.com/ access/ baronett4e; and
downloadable Learning Management System Cartridges.
咀1e ARC site at www.oup-arc.com/ access/ baronett4e houses a wealth oflnstruc-
tor Resources:
• A customizable, auto-graded Computerized Test Bank of roughly 1500
multiple-choice and true/ false questions.
• An Instructor's Manual, which includes the following:
t> A traditional “ Pencil-and-Paper'' version of the Test Bank, containing the
same 1500 questions as the Computerized Test Bank, but converted for
use in hard-copy exams and homework assignments, including some open-
ended questions that allow students to develop extended analysis, such as
drawing Venn diagrams, completing truth tables, and doing proofs.
t> A list of the 1500 questions from the Computerized Test Bank (in their
closed-ended, multiple-choice and true/ false format).
t> Complete answers to every set of exercises in the book-around 2800 exer-
cises in total-including extended explanations for many of the questions
that o丘en require additional discussion and clarification.
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tried the experiment, take a stick and point out on the wall how high you think a hat
would reach from the floor if placed on its crown, as represented in our sketch.

Aunty Delluvian, the first to try, took the stick and boldly measured off a distance of
between two and three feet, and utterly laughed to scorn the moderate persons who
satisfied themselves with ten inches. After each of the measurements was marked with a
pencil, and the hat itself put beside them, showing every one to be wrong, Aunty's
amazement knew no bounds. Indeed, she would not be satisfied till we brought our own
hat to convince her that some deception had not been practised.
This was Aunty Delluvian's first visit to the Adams', having only recently been
introduced through the agency of Nix. I was, therefore, not unprepared for some criticism
on our friends; but when the good lady, towards the close of the evening, took us to one
side and said confidentially and emphatically, nodding her head at the same time
knowingly, "No flippery, flummery. I like her!" we were a little surprised, the statement
was so emphatic and yet so vague. That was all she said, walking away briskly when she
had so delivered herself, as though she had rendered a final verdict. To which of the
family did she refer? To Mrs. Adams, we presume, and yet she might have said
something about the other members of the family. She is a queer creature is Aunty
Delluvian.
We are disposed to think that the ART of entertaining is rarely if ever regarded as an
ART, and certainly never treated as such. We, however, on this occasion, laid our plans
and arranged our forces with as much care and skill as a general exercises in laying out a
campaign. We have as profound a respect for a good commissary as ever did Napoleon
Bonaparte. We had our reserve, too, and our signal corps, so that should the battle
waver at any moment, it might be immediately set going again. Amongst other
resources, we had a number of surprise pictures concealed in a certain place, which were
to be produced when occasion might require. One of these will be found on opposite
page, and comprises fifteen faces in one. Pictures of this kind always amuse, and are fine
provocatives of conversation.
FIFTEEN FACES IN ONE.—See page 229.
Reader, when you give a party, do not bring your entire force into action at first; always
have a reserve to fall back upon.
We saw a whole group which was showing alarming symptoms of demoralization rallied
with a pocket-handkerchief. Nix saw the emergency, drew his handkerchief, tied one end
round the tip of his finger, on which, with a few dots of the pen, he had indicated a comic
face, and threw himself into the dispirited crew, exclaiming:
"This is Rantepolefungus, the mysterious magician of Morocco." Then, in a feigned
voice:
"How do, pretty ladee and gentlemen? Me tell fortune, work spell, makee incantation.
Me tell you fortune, pretty missee; you be, by-a-by, sixt wife great street contractor;
favorite wife, he givee dust-cart full of greeny-back; much lovee you; cut off head of all
other wife, makee you much happy; he givee you large gold ring big's flour-barrel to
wear in your nosee, and six whiskey cocktails every morning. Pretty ladee, give great
magician buckshees," and a whole string of other nonsense, the little Moor moving his
head and hands all the time, suiting the action to the words.
The sketches opposite will show how the Moor is made.
As we walked home with Nix, smoking our cigars, we agreed that the party had been
managed with consummate generalship. As we parted, he asked us if we should like to
have a small statue of Vishnu? Wonder what he meant.
[A] The spark emitted is sufficiently powerful to light a jet of gas.
CHAPTER XX.
Those red and green lights which lend such a glory to the final tableaux of fairy pieces
on the public stage, can easily be introduced into private parlor performances. There is
no danger in using them; they are quite inexpensive, and very easily managed. Warning,
however, should be given to all asthmatic persons to vacate the ranch before firing off, as
their fumes are apt to produce unpleasant results. When we first performed the play of
Bullywingle the Beloved, the red light was calculated on as a startling feature of the
performance. At the proper moment the match was applied, the combustibles behaved
handsomely, everybody was entranced, all save one unfortunate gentleman, subject to
asthma, who created quite a sensation by rushing out of the house in a choking
condition, and remaining speechless in the snow for over twenty minutes.
The mode of working these lights is to place one of the powders, for which we shall
presently give you prescriptions, in an iron shovel, and apply a lighted match. The
powder will begin to burn slowly, emitting a bright red or green light, accompanied by
volumes of smoke. Before exhibiting these lights, all others in the room, gas or lamps,
should be turned down as low as possible.
If the operator stands behind the scenes, so as to be out of sight during the
performance, the effect is what Artemus Ward would call Trooly Grand.
In order to procure the lights, go to some druggist and give him the following
prescriptions. He will procure the necessary materials and mix them for you.

RED FIRE.

Forty parts of dry nitrate of strontian, thirteen parts of finely powdered sulphur, five
parts of chlorate of potash, and four parts of sulphuret of antimony. The chlorate of
potash and sulphuret of antimony should be powdered separately in a mortar, and then
mixed together on paper; after which they may be added to the other ingredients,
previously powdered and mixed.

GREEN FIRE.

Green fire, when burned in a reflector, sheds a beautiful light on all surrounding
objects. Take of flour of sulphur thirteen parts, of nitrate of baryta seventy-seven, of
oxymuriate of potassa five, of metallic arsenic two, of charcoal three. The nitrate of
baryta should be well dried and powdered; it should then be mixed with the other
ingredients, all finely pulverized, and the whole triturated until perfectly blended together.
A little calamine may be occasionally added, in order to make the compound slower of
combustion; and it is above all things requisite that the rubbing together of the materials
should be continued until they are completely mixed.
It may so happen that in some of your parlor theatricals you may wish to introduce a
storm, so we will tell you how to manage it.
There are several elements in a storm which can be counterfeited.
Thunder.
Snow.
The sound of rain or hail.
Lightning.
Wind.
The noise of thunder is produced by shaking a sheet of iron behind the scenes. The
sheet should be about three feet square, and can be procured at any stove store.
Snow can be represented by throwing handfuls of small scraps of paper from above.
It is best to mount on a chair or step-ladder behind the scenes, and strew them down
in the proper direction. The scraps of paper should be of course white and torn, not cut,
of the requisite size.
The sound of rain or hail is produced thus: Get the carpenter to make for you a box,
from eight to twelve feet in length, and of about four inches inside diameter; put in a
couple of handfuls of dried peas, and then fasten up the box; when you wish to make
rain, tilt up one end of the box and let the peas run down to the other end, then reverse
the box and let them run back again. As long as you continue to do this you will have an
excellent imitation of rain, at least as far as the sound is concerned.
Lightning is imitated by having a lamp in a box; whenever you want to produce a flash,
open the lid suddenly and close it again. Of course all the other lights in the room must
have been previously lowered.
Wind. Sufficient wind to blow about the flakes of snow can be produced with a very
large fan, a wooden frame with calico stretched over it being as good as anything. But to
simulate the effects of a gale, some other means must be adopted.
We will assume that the curtain rises on a storm scene; thunder and hail are heard,
and fitful flashes of lightning illumine the landscape. Enter a wandering female, a little
girl, we will presume, in search of shelter; as she walks on to the stage leaning forward
as though struggling against the blast, her shawl and dress are violently agitated by the
wind. To produce this effect attach two or three strong threads to the garments named,
and at the proper time jerk and pull them with a tremulous motion, to impart the natural
action. The preceding diagram will illustrate our meaning.
These instructions may be found useful to amateur players, and will certainly heighten
the effect of the performance when they can be introduced.
There is another point in connection with make-up to which we may as well call the
reader's attention before closing this chapter. All persons, no matter how ruddy their
complexions may be, look pale or sallow under the influence of the bright light necessary
to illuminate a stage; to counteract this effect it is absolutely necessary to rouge, or in
other words, paint the cheeks pink; a little carmine from your paint-box will serve for this
purpose, if you have not the regular rouge powder on hand.
CHAPTER XXI.
It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of
scissors and a piece of card-board. Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know
of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like
a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears. We have passed
many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting. On one occasion which we
remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat
till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of
diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions. The boomerang we
have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now
proceed to explain. So scare up all the cards you can, and bring out your army of
scissors.
One card puzzle we have often tried, and with which most persons are familiar, is that
of the cross. You cut out of card or stiff paper, five pieces similar in shape and size to the
following, viz. one piece of fig. 1, one piece of fig. 2, and three pieces of fig. 3.
These five pieces you put together so as to make a cross like Figure 4.

If you cannot solve the problem, look at the following cut, and you will cease to be
puzzled.

Now we will try another card puzzle. Cut a piece of card or paper in the shape of a
horse-shoe, and mark on it the places for the nails as represented in the subjoined
sketch.
The puzzle is with two cuts to divide it into six parts, each part containing one nail.
Of course you cannot do it; we could not do it ourselves, and had to get the white
mice to show us the way.
Somehow or another we never can find out anything with half a dozen taper fingers
fluttering before our eyes. They bewilder us terribly, getting between the feet of our
ideas, so to speak, and tripping us up; as young lambs might serve an awkward
shepherd.
Well, the mystery is solved thus: you cut off the upper circular part, containing two of
the nails; then by changing the position of the piece, another cut will divide the horse-
shoe into six portions, each containing one nail.

The next trick is of a slightly different style. Cut two pieces of card like those
represented in the diagram and place them in the position represented; the problem is,
with a small stick or lead-pencil, to raise them from the table, without of course touching
them with your fingers. You may try this as often as you like. If you succeed, well and
good; if you do not, you can come back here and refer to the solution.
Here is a picture (No. 2) representing the way in which it is done; need we add
anything in the way of explanation? We think not—so we won't do it.
CHAPTER XXII.
Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in
that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp. She is very beautiful, so we call
her the Swamp Angel, and her husband's counting-house, Araby the Blest. Her children
we have christened Findings, the youngest being always spoken of as the last. We have
numerous jokes, of course, about the cobbler sticking to his last, the best quality of calf,
and so on. She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy
vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the
most refined humor. We like humor in a woman, or we should rather say in a
gentlewoman; her culture and the natural tact peculiar to her sex, seem to eliminate any
of those grosser particles which the coarse sensibilities of a man would not detect.
Humor is as fascinating in a woman as sarcasm is abominable; it requires the very
highest breeding to make the latter quality moderately safe in the hands of young
women. For our own part, we would rather see a woman chew tobacco than hear her say
sharp things. However, this is a digression. Mrs. Crofton, as we said, is very fond of fun,
and in her house there is that perfect ease and abandon which can only be enjoyed by
well-bred people; whoever visits there is at home; and a favored few, of whom the writer
has the honor of being one, are treated quite as enfants de famille.
If, on calling, we find the heads of the house from home, we know where the claret
and cigars are kept. Cicero, the negro waiter, obeying standing orders, promptly serves
up some repast, and presses the hospitality of the house upon us with all the aplomb and
grace for which his race are remarkable.
We drop into breakfast whenever we feel so disposed, and invite ourselves to dinner or
tea as freely as though our friends kept a hotel; indeed we jocularly call their mansion by
various public names: "The Crofton House," "Fifth Avenue Hotel," "The Shoe and Leather
House," etc., etc. We have perpetrated more sheer, downright nonsense in their saloons
than any forty strait-laced country school-children ever condescended to commit in their
rural play-ground.
One day during the holidays, when some fourteen or fifteen friends had dropped in
quite promiscuous, and were playing all kinds of tricks, a certain gentleman, imported
from England, an officer in the Guards, genus Swell, "pwoposed" that we should play the
Muffin man. As none of us had ever heard of this gentleman or the muffin business,
there was a general cry for light.
"Oh, its vewy jolly, I asshua yaw. We all sit wound in a wing, yaw know, and one of us,
yaw know, sings:

"'Do yaw know the muffin man,


Do yaw know his name,
Do yaw know the muffin man,
That lives in Cwumpet Lane.'
Then the next person answers:

"'Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,


Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
Who lives in Cwumpet[A] Lane.'

Then he turns to the next person, and when each person has sung his verse, yaw know,
he then joins in the cawus,[B] until it has gone all wound;[C] then, yaw know, we all sing
together:

"'We all know the muffin man,


We all know his name;
We all know the muffin man,
Who lives in Cwumpet Lane.'

The game is, yaw know, to keep a gwave[D] face all the time. If yaw laugh yaw pay a
forfeit."
"The muffin man, the muffin man," echoed half a dozen voices; "let us play the muffin
man."
The proposition being carried nem. con., we all sat "wound in a wing," or round in a
ring, a circle of individuals of every age from three up to seventy. The Englishman, as
head instigator, started the game, but before he got half through his verse we were all in
convulsions of laughter; the next person took it up, but it was utterly useless to think of
collecting the forfeits; we were all, in spite of every effort, like a party of maniacs reeling
in our seats with merriment. There was something so utterly idiotic and absurd in a large
party of respectable, rational beings, congratulating themselves in song that they "knew
the muffin man of Crumpet Lane."
The English swell was immediately made an honorary member of our order, which is,
as yet, without a name.
As we had all laughed our throats dry, Mr. Crofton invited us into the next room to see
a man, as the Immortal Artemus delicately expresses it, so we all went in and saw the
man. Some of us saw him in ice claret, some in hot punch, and some in cool champagne.
One of Crofton's children, a maiden aged three years, whom they called Toney, as the
diminutive of her Christian name, Antonia, came toddling in with the rest and said:
"Me, Nooni, want see man." Whereupon her father gave her a goblet of lemonade. She
just tasted it, and handed it back with supreme contempt, saying:
"Me, Nooni, want banny wasser;" which being translated into English means:
"Me, Toney, wants brandy and water."
The little voluptuary was satisfied with a glass of weak claret punch.
During this conversation, Bub, a patriarch of five years, who had been looking on with
a very patronizing air, now came forward, and laying his hand on his sister's shoulder,
lisped out:
"Oh, you tunnen witty sing, zats nice banny water." Then turning to us in a confidential
way, he continued: "She's a witty durl (little girl); she finks (thinks) zats banny water;
banny water make witty durls fick (sick); me, big boy, banny water not make me fick."
We gave him a nondescript drink, flavored with every liquor on the table, which made
him feel immensely proud.
"Let us play at earth, air, fire, and water," said Mrs. Crofton.
"Very well, Toney," answered her husband. "You can play at earth, and I will play with
the fire-water." So saying, he filled himself a glass of punch, and stretched his limbs in an
easy-chair.
"I think my husband is the laziest fellow living," laughed Mrs. Crofton. "I do believe if I
were being carried off by wild Indians, he would make a note of it in his memorandum
book, to have his porter attend to the matter next day."
Nix here interposed: "Dear, dear, these family quarrels are very painful. Come, Toney,
and help to amuse the young people. Earth, air, fire, and water, whatever that may be, is
the order of the day. How do you play it, Toney?"
"You all sit round the room, and then one of the party throws something at one of the
others, at the same time naming one of the elements, earth, or air, or fire, or water; then
he begins to count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and before he says
ten, the person struck must name some animal living in the element chosen."
"Well, but what do you throw at the person?" inquired Nix; "a bureau, or decanter, for
instance?"
"No, no; something small and soft, like a pair of gloves, or—or—oh, I know, wait a
minute and I will run up-stairs and get the baby's worsted ball; that will be just the
thing."
While Mrs. Crofton was absent, and she was detained rather longer than her mission
seemed to warrant, Nix, in poking about in his sister's work-basket in pursuit of mischief,
discovered a piece of white beeswax.
"Eureka!" he exclaimed, "I have it; we will play Toney a trick before she comes back;
we will make her think some one has broken her new mirror."
Saying this, he advanced to a large pier-glass between the windows, and marked on it
a huge star with the white wax something like the accompanying diagram, and then
instructed one or two of us to make lamentations over it when his sister should return.
We had not to wait long: in a few minutes Mrs. C. entered the room, whereupon we
conspirators set to work gesticulating, and talking over the supposed catastrophe.
"Dear! dear!" said one, "how unfortunate!"
"How did it happen?" queried a second.
"I really don't know," answered a third. "I merely heard a crash, and——"
Here the lady came on the scene, looking quite flushed.
"I knew you children would be in some mischief," she said, "while I was away. I
suppose this is some of my clumsy brother's work. He never comes into the house
without destroying something."
"I'm very sorry," whined Nix, contritely; "it was quite an accident, I assure you; but I
wonder whether it could not be mended?"
"Mended! you goose," exclaimed his sister. "Who ever heard of mending a broken
mirror! It will take a pretty big cheque on your banker to mend that, sir."
"I am not so sure of that," replied Nix. "If it is not very bad I might——any way I will
try." Suiting the action to the words, he advanced towards the mirror in such a position
that his sister could not see what he did, and very deliberately wiped out the wax marks
with his pocket-handkerchief. The astonishment of Mrs. C. at this miracle knew no
bounds, nor could the gift of any amount of new pier-glasses have given her more
pleasure.
"Now, then, all take your seats; we are going to play earth, air, fire, and water."
The circle is formed; our hostess holds the woollen ball poised in her hand for an
instant, and then sends it flying into the bosom of a grey-haired old gentleman, at the
same time uttering the word "air," and commencing to count rapidly, "one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten." The old gentleman seemed utterly paralysed until
she had finished counting, when he stammered out, "Wh—h—h—h—h—Pig!" amidst the
roars of laughter of every one present. Of course he had to pay a forfeit, and took his
turn at throwing the ball.
No one who has not seen this game played can conceive how ludicrous it is, or how
much good wholesome laughter may be got out of it. When a sufficient number of
forfeits had accumulated, they were cried in the usual manner. A good deal of ingenuity
was displayed in awarding the tasks as well as in executing them. One was that the
owner of this "pretty thing" should make an impromptu containing the names of every
one in the room, and was managed in the following style:

"Three Howards—Corsey, Toney, Archibald, and Nix,


Bub, Brown, Campbell, Jim and Jane have got me in a fix."

Another task imposed was, that the owner of a cigar-case should give us a riddle no one
could solve. Going into the next room, this person procured a glass of wine, and holding
it up said: "Gentlemen, I give you 'the ladies.'" No one attempted to solve this riddle.
Another gentleman was ordered to point out the greatest goose in the room. This
delicate task he set about performing in the following manner: he went to one young
lady and asked her to hold up her face to the light, which she did, whereupon he
imprinted a chaste salute on her lips; he then went to the next, but she persisted in
holding down her head. He then turned round to his tasker and said: "Really it is
impossible for me to determine which are the geese if they will not allow me to examine
their bills." He was let off.
When all the forfeits were restored, even to little Toney's pocket-handkerchief, which
she recovered by throwing herself into her papa's arms and hugging him round the neck,
as the prettiest, and wittiest, and one she loved best, we all adjourned to broiled oysters
and chicken salad.
[A] This word means Crumpet.
[B] This word means Chorus.
[C] Round.
[D] Grave.
CHAPTER XXIII.
A few days ago when the blistering sun had converted the whole of New York city into
one vast bake-oven, Nix called at our office, and proposed a flying trip to a certain
watering-place. We will not mention its name for fear of incurring the suspicion of writing
puffs. It was, however, sufficiently unfashionable to be tolerably comfortable. In order to
reach our destination we took an early steamboat, leaving New York at six o'clock in the
morning. With what intense satisfaction we became conscious of possessing lungs as we
inhaled the cool air which had been washing itself all night in the great waves of the
Atlantic ocean, or sleeping among the pine-woods of Delaware and New Jersey. There is
nothing surely which makes one feel more grateful for the gift of life than to breathe the
early morning air, laden with the perfume of salt-water. On this occasion the bracing
atmosphere gave a relish to everything. The crisp broiled ham, the clam-fritters, and
even the miserable coffee we had for breakfast on board, all tasted like food worthy of
the gods. And as for our cigars (genuine Havanas) which followed the meal, their incense
fairly sent us up to the seventh heaven of delight. But our business is to write on the Art
of Amusing, and although an early steamboat trip may be one of the most enjoyable of
things, it scarcely comes within the sphere of our work.
When we arrived at the hotel, we found the lady guests were in process of organizing
a fair for the benefit of the sufferers by the great Portland fire.
Nix rushed into the enterprise with his usual enthusiasm; and by that evening, when
the fair commenced, had fully qualified himself to start in business as a Three-sticks-a-
penny-man. This plebeian pastime he had picked up at some English race or fair he had
once visited, and now attempted with considerable success to acclimatize in America. His
first step was to go to the village store and purchase a number of penknives, jack-knives,
pincushions, tobacco-boxes, and similar contraptions. His second care was to cut half-a-
dozen hickory-sticks or wands, of about four feet six inches in length, and of the
thickness of your middle finger—that is, if you are blest with as spacious a paw as
ourself; if not, we feel at a loss how to convey to your mind an approximate idea of the
measurement. But suppose you take any healthy Irish day-laborer, and make his third
finger the standard, not the part where the knobs are, but the spaces between them.
Well, Nix cut six sticks of about the thickness of a healthy Irish day-laborer's third finger,
in the spaces between the joints or knobs. He then cut a dozen other sticks of about the
thickness of anybody's wrist, and about two feet long. Good! When he wished to
commence operations on the fair-ground he selected a piece of level turf, and on one
side of it dug six holes about the size of the late Daniel Webster's hat; these holes he half
filled with sand, and in the centre of every hole he then stuck one of the sticks of about
the thickness of a healthy Irish, etc., etc. Then on the top of each stick he balanced a
jack-knife, pin-cushion, or some other object of more or less value. Now all his
preparations were completed. He was prepared to receive customers. Standing in a
commanding attitude, at a distance of about thirty feet from the arrangement we have
described, he cried out in truly English style:
"Now, ladies and gents, ere yer are—three sticks a penny. Any lady or gent wishin to
make a immediate fortin, and marry the being of his art on the result, have only to invest
a few dollars in my establishment, and he will retire wealthy in arf a nour. Here, ladies
and gents, look at these ere sticks" (holding up one of the clubs about the thickness of
anybody's wrist), "hall you ave to do is to throw one of these ere at them there" (pointing
to the pincushions, etc.); "hany article you knock orf is yourn, provided it don't fall inter
the ole. Now, all I charge you for the priviledge orf throwin' three of these sticks, is the
radicerlously small sum of ten cents. You are sure to win five dollars each time. Now,
walk up; walk up, and take yer chance, and make yer everlastin fortin; marry the hobject
of yer haffections, and build yer pallatial willa on the Udson."
Here a courageous youth stepped up, examined the whole arrangement minutely, and
concluded to invest ten cents. Fortunately for Nix and the cause this youth knocked off a
dollar jack-knife at the first throw. The consequence was an immense rush of patronage;
indeed, the sport became so exciting that two similar establishments could have been
kept in active operation. As it was, Nix cleared fifty-four dollars over and above all
expenses for the good of the fair, and the benefit of the poor folks of Portland.
One of Nix's most profitable customers was a good-natured flashy young man of the
wholesale dry-goods pattern, who appeared each day in some new shade of mustard-
colored clothing, from the delicate yellow of freshly mixed pure Durham to the rich tones
of stale German. He told us in confidence that he had intended to go to Saratoga, but the
old gentleman and old lady (his father and mother) had insisted on his coming down with
them to "this d——d hole;" then, suddenly recollecting that we had all probably come
from chance, he added:
"Oh, this is a very nice place; first-rate; I don't say anything about that, only I had a
party of friends going up to Saratoga, and they'll expect me; they know there's always
fun going on where I am. It don't make any difference to me whether I spend fifty dollars
or five hundred. I'm bound to have a good time. I appreciate anything; tha's—anything,
you know—tha's got any wit into it, you know. Well, you know, there are some people
who ain't got any idea; don't seem to appreciate, you know. Now, when I saw you
throwin' sticks, well, I piled right in; I didn't care about it, of course, only I saw what you
were doing it for, and I didn't care. Some people would think it awful vulgar, you know,
but I don't care; that's the sort of man I am. Perhaps I shouldn't have liked some of my
aristocratic lady friends to have seen me; but then down here, you know. Oh, I'd just as
lief have given the money to the fair; I'd spent thirty dollars before in slippers and things,
and then gave 'em back. I didn't want 'em, you know, only I like to see things lively;
there's bound to be fun when I'm round."
However, we will not follow our good-natured friend through his long monologue of
refined egotism; we merely introduced him because he showed us a variety of tricks, two
of which we think worth recording in our book on amusements. On the morning after the
fair, Nix and ourself, in company with the mustard-colored aristocrat, took a bath in the
ocean. The aristocrat appeared in the water attired in a sumptuous bathing dress,
smoking a cigar which he told us cost $800 per thousand; which, he frankly confessed,
he thought too high a price for a man to pay for cigars in these times. He further stated
that he relished smoking in the water very much. To our inquiry whether there was no
danger of the waves putting it out, he replied by informing us that he could dive under
water with a lighted cigar in his mouth without extinguishing it.
"D'you see that boat there?" he said, pointing to a small scow about a hundred and
fifty yards distant. "Well, I will dive under that; you watch me, and you will see me come
up." We thought there must be some hoax in the matter, and so kept a strict eye upon
his movements. He swam out to the craft, gave a plunge and a kick, after the manner of
ducks in a pond, disappeared, and came up on the other side, calmly puffing his weed.
Never having seen or heard of the feat before, Nix and ourself were what the ancient
Greeks used to call flabbergasterd. When he had enjoyed his triumph and our
bewilderment for a few minutes, he showed us how it was done; simply by putting the
lighted end of the cigar in his mouth just before going under water, that was all. He
added: "I will show you something better if you will come up to the shooting-gallery after
we get through bathing. Did you ever see a man ring the bell with his back to the
target?"
Arrived at the shooting-gallery, our young friend procured a mirror which he hung on
the wall opposite the target, then placing himself in front of the former, with his back to
the latter, he held the pistol over his shoulder and took aim, looking at the image of the
pistol in the glass as if it were the pistol itself; that is, in such a manner that the
reflection of the object was covered by the reflection of the pistol; he then fired, and
came within an inch of the bull's-eye.
When we got back to the hotel he amused us by setting fire to a glass of alcohol with a
burning glass. He placed a silver dollar (a red cent would have answered as well) in the
spirit, and then directed the rays of the sun through the burning-glass on the metal; in an
instant the liquid was all ablaze.
In the afternoon this same youth called us all to enjoy a trick he had played upon the
old gentleman.
The old gentleman, it appeared, was engaged in reading Macaulay's History of
England, and like a methodical old gentleman, whenever he laid down the book, marked
the place where he left off. On the day in question his son had abstracted his book from
its accustomed place, and painted on the page following the one he was, reading a very
excellent imitation of a fly. At his usual hour the old gentleman was seen to put on his
spectacles, and take up the book; all those in the secret were of course on hand;
presently he came to the passage on which appeared the counterfeit fly; the old
gentleman shook the book, but the fly stirred not; then he blew at it; then he laid down
the volume, and deliberately taking out his handkerchief, made a pass at the offending
insect with that weapon, replaced his handkerchief, settled his glasses, took up the book
again, but to his utter surprise the fly still remained. A light seemed now to dawn on him
—the fly had got crushed between the leaves—so he essayed to remove it with his
finger-nail; here his hopeful offspring could stand it no longer, and burst into a roar of
laughter, in which several others joined. When the joke was explained to the worthy
victim, he said: "Now, that's very good, isn't it; very good. I made sure it was a real fly,
as true as you live. Look here, wife; look at this, some of Master Tom's doing; good, ain't
it; as true as you live, that's a fact. Ah! Ha!"[A]
Later in the evening Young Hopeful horrified a circle of ladies by discovering at their
feet a huge spider; in the midst of their shrieks and exclamations a courageous
gentleman with large whiskers stepped forward to crush the intruder, raised his foot, and
brought it down firmly, but staggered back astounded—the creature had exploded with a
loud report, conveying an idea of vindictiveness and power truly appalling. The young
gentleman took us aside and explained the mystery, at the same time producing from his
pocket a small box containing some half-dozen similar spiders.
"I have them made on purpose for me," he said. "A German porter in our store first put
me up to it, and I told him to set to work and make me as many as he liked, and charge
me any price he chose. I tell ye, that Dutchman thinks I'm a great boy. I pay him about
five dollars a week for spiders; well, you know, that's a good deal for a man like him;
only gets twelve dollars a week in the store."
We examined the specimen carefully, and found it was constructed very much on the
plan of the torpedoes used by children on the Fourth of July; only the paper was brown
and a little thicker, and there were legs of fine wire attached, which gave it a very lifelike
and spidery appearance. The Dutchman had evidently gone into the matter con amore,
for he had taken the pains to wash some of his specimens with gum, and then sprinkle
them with wool-dust to produce the appearance of what are called hairy spiders. About
one-third of a grain of fulminating silver produces the explosion in each. They are very
easily made.
As we steamed back to the great city of New York next day, Nix said he thought we
had made a very good investment of three red-hot days of mid-summer time. We
thought so, too.
[A] We have since seen a somewhat similar trick played by painting a fly on the
face of a watch or inside the glass.
CHAPTER XXIV.
We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions,
that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite
amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost
ludicrous. We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:
"If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a
penny loaf come to?"
And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a
penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.
We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-
quarters of an hour to solve the question:
"If a shovel, poker, and tongs, cost thirteen dollars forty-three and a quarter cents,
what will a ton of coals come to?"
And when informed that they would come to ashes, he seemed to feel quite hurt; and
indeed, to labor for some time under a sense of having been trifled with. When told that
it was merely a joke, a little fun, he replied that he was a great admirer of Don Quixote,
could appreciate Gil Bias, and relished exceedingly the wit of Swift and Sterne; but failed
to perceive the particular humor of our joke about the ton of coals.
With all due respect for the estimable prelate, we must venture to differ from him,
fortified as we are in our opinion by a young lady, who, if not a divine herself, has a pair
of eyes that are, in whose company we have solved some of the most intricate
arithmetical jocularities and trivialities, till we were up to the eyes in ink and love. One we
well remember, partly because it gave us so much trouble, and partly because there was
a wild picturesqueness about the subject which appeals to our imagination. It ran thus:
A man has a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage, to carry over a river, but he can only convey
them one at a time, his boat being very small. How is he to manage this, so that the wolf
may not be left alone with the goat, nor the goat with the cabbage? It is obvious if the
wolf be left with the goat, he will eat it up; whilst if the goat be left with the cabbage,
short work will be made of that classic vegetable.
Oh, how often we crossed and recrossed that river; how often we took the goat out,
and put the wolf in; and how frequently we took out the wolf, and put in the goat. How
we trembled for the poor man, fearing there could be no alternative for him but to
sacrifice either the goat or the cabbage, or else kill the wolf. How varied and wild were
our expedients, such as throwing the wolf across, sending the cabbage round by express,
digging a tunnel under the bed of the river, forcing the proprietor to eat the cabbage
himself, towing the goat behind the boat, and other devices too numerous to mention, all
of which we were assured, by those holding the key to the mystery, were altogether
inadmissible; and then when, with humbled pride, we reluctantly gave it up, how mad we
were at the simplicity of the solution, which was this:
He first takes over the goat, and then returns for the wolf; he then takes back the
goat, which he leaves, and takes over the cabbage, he then returns and takes over the
goat All as simple as A, B, C, when you know how to do it; that knowing how to do it is
the great difficulty in ninety-nine out of every hundred things in this world.
Puzzles which involve long and laborious calculation are not in our line; they are too
suggestive of the school and the country room. Something like the following is good for
skirmishing:
PROBLEM.
Put down four nines, so that they will make one hundred.
After a short struggle you surrender at discretion, and in an instant get the
SOLUTION.
999/9
There is no delay, no tedious figuring up; you get your answer and are ready for
something fresh. Some such abstruse calculation as the following, for instance:
PROBLEM.
If a herring and a half cost three cents, how many will you get for a dollar?
To ladies, who as a general rule have not the organ of calculation very largely
developed, this will usually prove a poser. As the problem is to be solved by patience and
study, we will leave them to do it, or give it up, and proceed to the next
PROBLEM.
A gentleman sent his servant with a present of nine ducks in a box, upon which was
the following direction:—

"To Alderman Gobble with IX. ducks."

The servant, who had more ingenuity than honesty, purloined three of the ducks, and
contrived it so that the number contained in the box corresponded with that upon the
direction. As he neither erased any word or letter, nor substituted a new direction, how
did he so alter it as to correspond with the contents of the box?
The dishonest but ingenious servant simply placed the letter S before the two Roman
numerals, IX. The direction then read thus:

"To Alderman Gobble, with SIX ducks."

It will be seen that this problem is very easy of solution to every one, save Artemus
Ward, who would spell it Sicks dux in a bocks.
Here is one, however, which would suit the taste, if not the ability, of the great
showman to a nicety:
PROBLEM.
To distribute among three persons twenty-one casks of wine, seven of them full, seven
of them empty, and seven of them half full; so that each of them shall have the same
quantity of wine, and the same number of casks.
This problem admits of two solutions, which may be clearly comprehended by means
of the two following tables:
FIRST SOLUTION.
Persons. Full casks. Empty. Half full.
1 2 2 3
2 2 2 3
3 3 3 1

SECOND SOLUTION.
Persons. Full casks. Empty. Half full.
1 3 3 1
2 3 3 1
3 1 1 5
One more problem, and we shall have had enough mathematics for one chapter.

A figure similar to the preceding can be formed without removing the pencil from the
paper, without crossing any line or retracing any part. Now set to work and do it.
If you do not succeed, you may refer to the annexed diagram and solution.
Draw a line from 1 to 2, 2 to 3, 3 to 4, 4 to 5, 5 to 6, 6 to 1, 1 to 7, 7 to 8, 8 to 9, 9 to
3, 3 to 10, and 10 to 1.
CHAPTER XXV.
We have observed that Tableaux and Charades run in some families, and that these
families are always ready to spend any amount of time and money to carry out their
favorite ideas; we cannot help feeling considerable admiration for any one having some
honest enthusiasm for any amusement in this toiling age of ours. But our mission is not
to deal much with the costly or complicated. Those who wish to produce tableaux from
Waverley or the Bride of Abydos, who desire to attire themselves as Mary Queen of
Scots, Di Vernon, or Dolly Varden, we leave to their own devices, giving only our best
wishes. There are, however, charades to be got up on the spur of the moment, which are
not less entertaining than the more elaborate performances to which we allude. We will
mention one or two which have come under our observation during a chequered
existence; they may serve to give the key-note, if nothing more.
On the occasion of a certain impromptu party, the lady of the house begged some of
her guests to get up something which would entertain the rest, some charades, or what
not. Two gentlemen consulted for a moment, and then took up their positions in the back
of the parlor, which represented the stage. One sat down to read, whilst the other crept
up slyly behind him, and much to his dismay turned off the gas. They then both rose and
declared the charade completed, leaving it to the audience to divine the answer. Whether
any one guessed it or not we do not know—but the answer was Gastric—Gas-trick.
Another gentleman then stepped into the stage, with a large hat at the back of his
head, and began calling—"Mooley, mooley, mooley; com, com, mooley. Where kin that
keow a poked herself now? she's allers a concealing of herself somewheres or another—
mooley," etc.,
His riddle was now concluded, and he desired the audience to give him the answer.
The answer was Cow-hiding.
A famous physician and wit was the next to come forward, accompanied by a friend.
They took positions in opposite corners of the room, advanced towards each other, and
as they passed, the friend said to the doctor, "How do, Doctor?" To the surprise of all,
they declared the charade completed. No one could guess it, of course; the answer was
metaphysician, met-a-physician.
Again they took their positions precisely as before, announcing that they were about to
give another charade. Again they walked across the room, and as they passed, one said
to the other, "How do, again?" This was the conclusion of the second charade; quite as
puzzling as the first, only more so. The answer was metaphor—met-afore. This absurdity
was received with roars of laughter and thunders of applause.
Charades of this kind, we are inclined to think, give more real pleasure after all, than
the studied, costly elaborations. They are perhaps not so pretty; but, ye gods! where
there are pretty women, what else could mortal man desire in the way of beauty!
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