Hello there! We take your privacy seriously, and want to be as transparent as possible. So: We (and our 56 partners) use cookies to collect some personal data from you. Some of these cookies we absolutely need in order to make things work, and others you can choose in order to optimize your experience while using our site and services. It's up to you!

Additionally, we and our advertising partners store and/or access information on your device and also process personal data, like unique identifiers, browsing activity, and other standard information sent by your device including your IP address. This information is collected over time and used for personalised advertising, advertising measurement, audience research and services development, and product development specific to our ads program.

If this sounds good to you, select "I Agree!" below. Otherwise, you can get more information, customize your consent preferences, or decline consent by selecting "Learn More". Note that your preferences apply only to Tumblr. If you change your mind in the future you can update your preferences any time by using the Privacy link beneath each ad. One last thing: Some of your data may be processed by our advertising partners based on legitimate interests instead of consent, but you can object to that by choosing "Learn More" and then disabling the Legitimate Interests toggle under any listed Purpose or Partner on their respective settings pages.

I just read the greatest line I have ever seen in a scholarly text, and it’s so much funnier without any context whatsoever:

Sponsored