the military recruiters in public schools were like “don’t you want to join the military, you dumb, broke sack of shit? you might even get to go to college if you make it through basic training without massive brain damage and PTSD from being assaulted by your colleagues. maybe you’ll change your mind. we’ll just sit here offering free water bottles if you sign up to be harassed by us.”

“wouldn’t you inbred rednecks like to see Korea? wouldn’t that be cool? since you’re never leaving the county you were born in otherwise”