"After ten thousand years I rise again to destroy the kingdom of..." "It's gone." "I beg your pardon?" "The kingdom. It lasted like... I think around twenty-three years after you got sealed?" "Well... This is awkward... Still! No one will be able to stop me now!" "We have nuclear weapons now."
"No mortal blade can harm me!"
"Dude, we stopped using blades for warfare a long time ago. How about you sit yourself down and take up beekeeping instead."
"Fool! I am a creature of wrath and violence! Nothing will sate my howling void but vengeance against the deserved!"
"In that case, let me bring up a list of billionaires who are destroying the world, and we'll see about finding you a new target."
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