Crimes

Faggotry

Psychic powers but im a rat

I’m a hedgehog

supernova?? lmfao i go boom fuck yall booooom

Insulting everyone

Beimg a funny insect with a whipped cream spray

cheese company idk

i need to know if i am the coat or all 12 of the toads

silliness

being doomed by the narrative i guess

fucking. uhm. pokemon evolution or something

oh….Op joke charterer :T

creeturing

Burger king

I CONTROL THE STARS, THE OCEANS, AND ONE SPECIFIC SPECIES OF BIRD

Controlling and destroying (sun) light with my hands

i can control any and all rocks

shit wait that’s a good one, i control the speed at which the earth moves

…alcohol????

Can break people’s organs

Twisted love or incredible mischaracterization lmao

HEAVENLY COOL STAR POWERS HELL YEAH