the good place has crossed my dash and I just thought of a really funny au of conformitygate where Mike keeps on figuring out something is wrong and Vecna just keeps crashing out and resetting the timeline.

it’s always about really small things too like mike notices his basement door is inverted and is like “wait…” and this is like the tenth time this has happened and vecna may just kill himself.

things that has made mike realize it’s fake:

“why is max wearing that wtf max would never wear that. and why is she playing dnd she HATES dnd. wait wtf where’s her mom-“

“Dustin DUSTIN why are you flirting with Stacy you have a girlfriend remember your girlfriend her name is Suzie-“

“since when did robin have long hair she looks weird and why is she dressed like that-“

“wtf why does everyone like Eddie and hellfire now they still think it’s a cult why does he have a memorial now what in the ever loving fu-“

“why did will call me a storyteller and why did i go along with it I’m not a storyteller wait will why are you looking at me like that what’s going on wtf is happening-“

“isn’t that pillow supposed to be blue???”

“why are wills eyes brown??”

“why is that couch moved 2.75 inches to the left?”

vecna: ALL RIGHT THATS IT I GIVE UP. YOU CAN GO. IM SICK OF THIS HOW CAN YOU REALIZE THIS BUT YOU STILL DONT KNOW WILL IS IN LOVE WITH YOU????

“BACKKKK WILL IS IN LOVE WITH ME???”