i should start dream-journalling on here too, i need more people to know about when i helped alfred molina set up a tumblr account or when diamond agent country singer shania twain helped me unlock my psionic abilities in a ghost dimension

in recent months ive had dreams where ive tried to explain new fnaf theories to matpat, my mum got asked out by (and then brutally rejected) mark zuckerberg, and some fey folk were convinced they were the next grinch because “only a True Grinch can touch this mysterious tree glue!”

i am sick in the head

had a dream that there was a class election at Clone High and JFK lied and said he was gay to get more votes and it got out of hand so he had to start fake dating Abe Lincoln to maintain cover, then they all were like campaigning the whole gay thing and slandering other candidates and also faking dating each other was getting far too serious and i think if the dream continued they wouldve absolutely started falling for each other for real and i am feeling mental

i had a dream where i was talking to the queen of england at a mall mcdonalds about ending cyborg discrimination and thomas the tank engine rolled up like “hey lizzie do you want to come to my train party?” and she was like “HELL YEAH” but i couldnt go because i had to go to the dentist