Callout

Tumblr user @yellingcrab says they’re human, but we all know they’re a cryptid

this is a lie, im a human. i have bones

Are they your bones?

yes they are bones and are also mine

Are they inside your body?

this is going to lead into son bone voring inquisitions and i wont have it

How do you know about bone vore? Is that how you acquired your bones?

listen.

i EARNED 

these bones

hey mia quick question what the fuck

key example of how having a folder with 2000+ keyworded calligraphied shitposts is incredibly handy

same with the folder

PLEASE STOP. MY DASH IS DESTROYED AND SO ARE MY NOTES. END MY SUFFERING

: )