When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.
[Image ID: a cartoon depicting a patient sitting on a hospital bed. a doctor is approaching them from behind while holding a beehive above their head, as if preparing to throw it at the patient. The caption reads: "This might sting a little." End ID]
