a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in...

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a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

rabbiteclair

in retrospect this kinda reads like a Jojo fight

#yeah #jojos bizarre adventure #it's the multiple reveals that someone had actually planned for this contingency and it was in fact vital to progressing their plan #I think

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