pilot: [first day at mech pilot orientation] so like. heres the part i dont get. does this HAVE to be a sex thing, cus i just wanna kill minorities and poor people. thats why i signed up for this job

handler: unfortunately it has to be a sex thing

pilot: aw MAN. can i still kill minorities and poor people

handler: 100%. with reckless abandon, even. but we are gonna have to touch you over it

pilot: i guess its worth it.. i guess..

second pilot: wait i don't wanna kill minorities and brown people i joined over the sex thing. do i have to do that

handler: well. hmm. uh. about that. hm. look we'll hop you up on a ton of military grade drugs and like use weird hypno tech on you so you wont even be fully cognizant for all of it

second pilot: i guess thats not so bad

third pilot: [raising hand] this will still pay for my college degree right

handler: it will definitely pay for your college degree

third pilot: alright im game