Most officers: Fire Lord Zuko is great!
Ozai loyalists: Zuko? More like. Sucko. Go Ozai
Admiral Chan: That motherfucker invited himself to my son's party, broke my mother's vase because he was jealous, was told to leave, left, and then came back to burn down my vacation home.
Zuko: i keep telling you it was a rough period in my life
#Azula: I gave your idiot son the chance to marry into the royal family and he declined.#Admiral Chan: you WHAT. (beat) i mean he misspoke. he says yes.#Zuko: Wait. When did this happen?#Azula: At the party. He gave me a tour I fake laughed at him. We kissed. Then I lit my hands on fire and told him we'd dominate the Earth.#Azula: You know. Normal stuff.#Admiral Chan: My son loves to dominate the Earth. He's loved it since he was little. You. you can light his hands on fire too if you like.#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla crack#atla azula
