psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

Vs

Checks out.

@analog-delight

There's a reason @sapphireh3art keeps comparing Aerin Frankel to a waterfowl protecting her nest